Real Ad from Sperm Donor to Lesbian Couples discussing methods to produce “fresh specimens” for insemination [MFF]

My warmest wishes to you in your efforts to become parents — know that I have a special interest in helping same-sex female couples to achieve reproductive success. Please keep the questions very professional (i.e., “what is your blood type?” rather than “what is your favorite album?”).

Blonde hair, blue eyes (white Nordic descent)
5’10” slender, 130lbs.
MIT/Harvard educated, high IQ
past double varsity athlete (long distance runner)
already have several 5 healthy biological children (married)
no record of genetic disorders in myself or biological children
have high sperm counts — very fertile — experienced in providing HQ specimens, gratis
[Can provide documentation to prove the above true and correct.]

**Here are the Guidelines for Sperm Donations — requires visits to Chicago IL**

(0) To prepare for the production of a set of “fresh specimens” (defined as semen ejaculations with HQ sperm that are placed in medical-grade, sterile jar), I refrain from sex/ejaculation for 10 days to produce maximum volume of seminal fluid — I also maintain proper testicular health to produce HQ sperm — e.g., avoiding hot tubs, keeping a healthy diet, exercising regularly, and keeping my scrotum’s natural constrictions unrestrained for temperature control critical to sperm creation. More info on optimal sperm preparation: http://dontcookyourballs.com/how-many-sperm-does-it-take-to-get-pregnant

(1) The female must stay in a nice hotel in the Chicago area on a highly fertile day in her ovulation cycle — being calm and relaxed is important. The female should have a partner present. We will meet in the lobby face-to-face to complete any paper work. I produce the specimens on site via “clinical sperm sample via masterbation” technique which is very effective in terms of quality of a fresh specimen. More info on optimal sperm collection: https://www.ivfadvantage.com/collecting-sperm-sample

(1) The male, me, comes to the female’s hotel room and goes into the bathroom (or a separate adjoining room). First, I wash my genitals for cleanliness, then masterbate/ejaculate without any lubrication so that just the semen (no fluid cross-contamination) is deposited into a medical grade receptical… This is achieved in the bathroom in privacy — it must be a calming, quiet atmosphere for me to experience sexual drive, physical arousal, and then orgasm/ejaculation into the sterile jar — typically I watch a sex video for stimulus on my iPhone with headphones. It typically takes me 5-10 minutes the first specimen, and then refractory periods of about 30 minutes to produce further specimens that naturally have less volume, but are still worth using… More info on what the sperm donor does to produce specimens on site: http://goaskalice.columbia.edu/answered-questions/stages-male-sexual-response

(2) The fresh semen specimen, about 4ml, is carefully inserted into the female’s uterus within minutes by her partner (practice beforehand): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb6m6GYOLH0

(3) the female’s partner should have aroused the recipient BEFORE the semen is inserted for about 15 minutes without oral sex — the partner must avoid cross-contamination of the vagina via saliva and artificial lubricants which interfere with sperm. I.e., a female’s natural “wetness” in the vagina performs a biological function as it shifts the vaginal canal to a Ph balance best suited for sperm life and mobility. Hence, it is best practice for the recipient’s partner to bring the female to orgasm (or at least a high state of arousal) before the semen is inserted — ensuring an abundance of vaginal fluids. Such sexual arousal should include vaginal thrusting which performs the biological task of spreading the sperm-friendly vaginal fluids throughout the vaginal canal and even into the uterus. For liability/modesty reasons, medical professionals skip this step in medical artificial inseminations yet it is important. The couple should practice this specific type of sexual stimulation and tube insertion into the uterus several times so that it is not a cause of additional anxiety once the sperm donor is nearby. I suggest the partner use one’s fingers or a vibrator to perform vaginal canal stimulation — absolutely cleanliness is essential — as the vaginal canal must be expanded in order to insert the tube and vaginal specula (clamp device). I merely provide the sterile jars, the recipient’s partner must quickly deposit the fluid properly into the recipient’s uterus. I have no desire to see this process nor can I assist — I, the sperm donor, must concentrate on the production of specimens as I tend to make several at a given session. For best results, I suggest the receiving female lay on her back on the bed with legs/bum resting up against the wall for 15 minutes — gravity pulling the seminal fluid deeper into the uterus rather than flowing out of the vaginal canal (i.e., if she assumes a standing position). Then she should remain flat for as long as possible — let gravity work its magic. More info on female’s vaginal fluids’ role in conception: http://www.vaginal-health-guide-remedy.com/vaginal-lubrication.html

(4) I typically will produce 3-4 samples the first night, and 1-2 the following morning — each time the semen ejaculation is lower in volume and contains less sperm, but should still be utilized. More info the production of semen and refractory periods: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpc2NjUAtOY

(5) This process of monthly meetings should be repeated at least three times in succession to gauge effectiveness — don’t obsess with pregnancy tests — just take one after about two weeks. I would suggest the first session of insemination is a “low expectations” as the parties are so nervous… relaxing is critical to conception — often the second and third session is the one that “takes” as it were.

(6) The advantages of the process above is that the recipient has absolute certainty that the semen specimens produced comes from myself are not mislabeled (i.e., you are 100% sure of getting what is claimed). Likewise, I know that my specimens are going to whom I have agreed to give them to, gratis, as a means to create new life.

Finally, I have a large family myself and love being a father — I am married and have no STDs nor sexual partners other than my wife! As stated in my profile, I can produce documentation per academic, creative, athletic, and medical background to trusted third parties — i.e., attorneys — but wish to remain anonymous because of my existing family obligations. Thus I regret I cannot have much contact going forth, yet am open to some. My best wishes to you…

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/6l55xc/real_ad_from_sperm_donor_to_lesbian_couples

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