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So a few years ago I had just met this girl and we hit it off pretty well. She was 100% Italian and her body was amazing. She had a modest B cup with an ass that wouldn’t quit. My favorite! She was about 5’4″. On the other hand I am about 5’10”, semi fit with a 7.5 inch dick.
I invited her over for dinner one night. We made tacos and casually drank. I could tell she was really feeling me. It wasn’t our first time hanging out, but we really hadn’t gone to far yet. We had mainly made out and I fingered her a few times. She was always super loud! I always had to cover her mouth with my hand because she would always start screaming when she would cum.
Anyway… we were both feeling good, kissing and rubbing our hands all over each other. When she gets to much waist she feels my cock through my pants, giggles a little bit and starts to rub me. I’m kissing her neck and running my hands under her shirt.
Eventually she decides to undo my belt and pull my shorts and underwear off. She grabbed my cock and slowly started stroking it with her hand while she slid her body down. The anticipation was killing me. She opened her mouth, stuck out her tongue and slapped it onto her open mouth, licked me from the bottom to top of my shaft, and then took me head in her mouth slowly bobbing up and down while stroking my cock with her hand.
Slowly she started to pick up the pace. I wish I could say that she started deepthroating me, but I could tell that she could only take me about half way. The way she stroked the base of my cock while her mouth swirled back and forth on me more than made up for it. I was feeling good. Like, goooood. So good that I completely relaxed and was just 100% in the moment. There was nothing more I could focus on than how good she was sucking my cock.
She started sucking harder and faster. I could tell that she was trying to make me cum. After about 17 seconds of this I finally lose complete control and shout out “IM CUMMING!”
I came so hard and lost complete control. So much control that as I was shooting my cum in her mouth I also farted directly in her face! I was so embarrassed but I couldn’t stop laughing.
Finally she swallows my cum and says… “you’re so lucky I like you because if I didn’t I would never talk to you again!”
We dated for a year and a half.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/6l5nmr/mf_funny_blowjob_story_with_an_ex
Reminds me of a moment I had with someone when we first started dating..
She had just hopped in the shower one day, and I suddenly realized that I had to go number 2. I decided to just go ahead and enter the bathroom stealthfully and quickly do my business. I figured she wouldn’t hear me with the water going, and the shower curtain was opaque, so I was also covered on the visual front.
Well, maybe it was the stench that gave me away, cause she poked her head out all of a sudden–shocked to see me there–and asked “Are you pooping!? Really!?” I just shrugged and said “I really had to go”
We got married less than a year later.
Couples who fart together stay together. ha