[MF] The time I tied down the fat one.

So when this happened i was 19 in college. I blacked out on a bunch of xans and heavy drinking (sophomore me was a fucking dumbass). Apparently according to my friend, I was blackout almost unconscious sitting by myself on the frat living room couch when the funny fat gross grenade chick thats friends with all the hot girls (we all know the type) walks right in the front door and gets on me. Why my douche friend didn’t stop her I don’t know (fuck you Nick).

So I black in later that night in my dorm bedroom, still super fucked up, and this chick is on top of me riding me. I guess I’d gotten a burst of energy or something, shit I wouldn’t be surprised if this bitch had force-fed me an adderall or given me coke just so i could fuck her. Anyway, right after I black in she tells me to tie her up. I stumble to my closet and grab 2 neck ties, and tie her by the wrists to my bedposts and start fucking her. I don’t remember that well, but apparently I straight up walked into my buddies room next door (we had a suite) and ask for another condom. He was in there with my other friend and 2 pretty hot chicks that we’re tight with. SO im just standing there in front of them, butt-ass naked and everyone knows i’d been nailing the grenade. So embarrassing but I was way too gone/barred out to care. evidently I ended up going in my friends room after ALONG WITH the fat chick and we smoked and shot the shit (i really don’t remember). Super embarrassing, really never lived that one down. Still pissed at Nick and kinda feel like I got raped, but I tied her down soooo that claim gets shot down every time.

Anyways… don’t drink on xanax, kids, cuz you’ll fuck a fat girl and be a naked retard in front of the hot ones.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/5mvzqe/mf_the_time_i_tied_down_the_fat_one

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