Family fun [FMM]

Oh yeah, the idea of a nuclear family really gets you hot, doesn’t it? I bet you’re picturing a house with a two car garage right now. Tell me what the front yard looks like. Is there a white picket fence? Yeah, I bet there is. I bet you would whitewash the hell out of that fence, wouldn’t you? And, oh god, is that what I think it is? Yeah it is. That’s 2012 Honda Odyssey Minivan with low miles and a comprehensive bumper to bumper warranty in the driveway. Fully. Paid. Off.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/5ldh1c/family_fun_fmm