That time I bagged a MILFs groceries..[MF]

I first met this lovely Mom while bagging groceries at Safeway. I lived in a small town and had been single for awhile, so after she finished checking out I offered to help carry out her stuff (we’re supposed to ask everyone..) but I tried to be as eager as I could. She said yes.

She was blonde, blue eyes, and about my height if not taller. 5’10” Skinny frame, nice firm ass, I’d say B cup breasts. Lovely smile. She reminded me of Leslie Mann. She was in her 30s.

We talked about Fresno and other places nearby, very small talk. She smiled the whole time and I thought somehow she might be interested.

I bit the bullet and wrote a missed connection on Craigslist. I figured the odds were impossible but did it anyway. I should’ve just asked her but I couldn’t get a read on her. A day or two later I get an email with colored text. She said it was her and I almost couldn’t believe it. I figured this had to be spam.

It was not. She invited me over to her place outside of town in the mountains, no cell reception or anything. She had two little kids but they were not around that day (ex had them) She had a great sense of humor but for some reason she didn’t appear forward..

She showed me around her house and then guided me nearby to the kids little building next to it. There were no nearby neighbors, so it was just us and the mountains. We sat on this little twin sized bed and that’s when it happened.

She leaned in and kissed me. It was like a switch went off in her. She was wild, crazy, and rode me harder than just about any woman has in my life. She was also extremely loud. She was a secret freak, and I had no idea how much she loved to fuck. Definitely more than me. She said she wishes we could’ve met when she was in High School because she had the nicest bubble butt.

We hooked up several times after that. She had me do things I’d never done before. Double penetration with this humongous dildo in her ass while I fucked her pussy. She also was totally into ass worship, which I gave her plenty of. We had great chemistry in bed. Her moans were so passionate that they are still etched in my head.

Unfortunately I was nervous about her having kids, I didn’t know what to do and was really stupid about it. I started flaking on meeting up because it was further out of town and eventually I moved away. We were still Facebook friends and she actually ended up with this guy out of state who she had always described as someone a ‘friend zoned’ guy. Good for him, I thought. Not long later she deleted me and possibly blocked me (or deleted her Facebook, but I find that hard to believe)

Years later I was at a bar (about an hour away from where I lived, a popular California scenic town with several beaches) looking for a friend but not finding him. As I walked out I saw this woman, she was a brunette and she sat there talking to her friend. She looked at me and had this oddly familiar smile, she said something to her friend and as I walked out I could only make out a slight, “with him..”

It hit me minutes later. It was her.

I’ve been with several milfs in my life, but she was undoubtedly the nicest and most genuinely interested in me of all of them, even though I was so self-conscious.

And I never saw her again.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/5jwc42/that_time_i_bagged_a_milfs_groceriesmf

6 comments

  1. That Time I Bagged a MILF. FTFY.
    Seriously, good story and great ending. Keep writing, you do it well.

  2. MILF in her 30s… okaaaaay. Sure she may “qualify” but generally people think of MILFs as being in their 40s and 50s.

  3. This sounds like it happened in my back yard. (831) Now I’m going to be looking for your MILF… Who am I kidding – I’m always looking for MILFs! :) Great story – thanks for sharing!

  4. You should change the title to …”that time I bagged a milf and her groceries”. Awesome story..sounds like you had fun.

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