This girl I know is pretty hot if your in to fat chicks with vitiligo… Shes like black and white like a cow… built like cow, got a face like a cow… eats salad like a mother fuking cow. Turns me on… gets my rocks off. Anyway we drive home from the prom. There are a lot of paddocks around. And I dare here to get naked in the paddock. She does that… It is pretty sweet. I tell her to pretend she is like a cow. She does that… Then I start banging her and she goes moo fucking moo like a motherfucking cow. It was pretty freaky…. we were pretty high too. shrooms and shit… I also got to milk her tits… too bad she wasn't pregnant.. could have helped her give birth.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/34txei/she_pretended_to_be_a_cow_and_then_i_fucked_her
Dafuq did I just read
She ask you to call her "Bossy"?
Bessy
He did say that
Armadillo