By Crassius Curo
A short excerpt from Crassius Curo's bawdy play
ACT II, SCENE IV CONTINUED
Lifts-Her-Tail: Good evening, Master Colto. Back so soon from your walk?
Crantius Colto: Yes, my dear. And I see you have finished trimming the hedges at the front entrance.
Lifts-Her-Tail: Indeed I have. Would you like to examine my work?
Crantius Colto: No need, my love. I will take the rear entrance so as not to disturb the mistress.
Lifts-Her-Tail: Pardon me, sire. Are the bushes not satisfactory? The front gate is just as quiet as the back door.
Crantius Colto: But it is quite wide. Perhaps you could resize it. Until then, I shall take the rear.
Lifts-Her-Tail: Again your pardon, Master Colto. I am but a simple Argonian Maid. Rebuilding the front gate is beyond my abilities.
Crantius Colto: Do not fret, my blossom. I prefer the back door, but you must be capable of shrinking the front door with enough effort.
Lifts-Her-Tail: Thrice your pardon, sire, but even with all my efforts, it may take months!
Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
END OF ACT II, SCENE IV
Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/2xx2cg/the_lusty_argonian_maid_volume_iii
EVER SINCE I FOUND THE FIRST TWO ON SKYRIM, I’VE BEEN WAITING.