**THE BACKGROUND**
I’m still not thoroughly sure what propelled my psyche into such a state of wanton desperation for two cocks at the same time. Or maybe it started out less desperate and became more so over five months of wading through the swampy undergrowth of our throwaway R4R account inbox, realizing that though the undergrowth was made of hundreds of willing schlongs, naught but a small handful were associated with men I was attracted to who could make my partner (u/throwaway-88) feel comfortable, while also making ya girl feel special.
If I had to guesstimate, u/PenisTheGreat was maybe the 514th guy to roll through our inbox in response to our MF4M posts (we tracked the volume of responses we got, so 514th probably isn’t that far off). By this point, my leading option was to give up the search for the time being, due to mental fatigue and my rapidly decreasing ability to maintain faith in mankind every time a “Hey she like BBC?” or a “Hi, have Ben triple vaccination” message hit the chat. It had begun to feel like a permanent eye roll affixed itself to my face whenever I logged in and predictably found so many low-effort responses. But luckily u/PenisTheGreat thought I was worth the effort (also, let’s call him by the pseudonym Justin so I don’t teehee at his handle every time I refer to him). His grinning charisma and adorably muffled excitement came through my laptop screen via a personalized video to verify, say hi to me and my partner, and make certain I understood how “fucking phenomenal” he thought I looked based on the SFW photos attached to our R4R posts. My eyes unrolled themselves from the back of my head, I smiled & never stopped smiling with every subsequent message he sent. Ya girl felt special.