A [M]assage [F]or a [F]riend

This will be heavily edited tjrpughput the day. In at work so have to break off every few minutes.

It is rare that my wife and I both have a day off together,and even more rare that someone agrees to take the kids for the night.

So when we somehow ended up with a free Friday, and the kids at my parents for the weekend, we made some phone calls and packed the car for a weekend camping trip.

When we pulled into the park,we were followed closely by a small train of cars. My brother and his wife were directly behind us, followed by our friend Bobby driving a carful of cute girls. Dee, Sam, and Mona.

We pulled into our site and began preparations to set up tents. My wife and I would be sharing a tent with Bobby and Sam, who were somewhere between FWB and dating, while my brother and his wife shared a tent with their dog, Nora,and Dee and Mona shared the last tent,due to similar constitution and reaction to illicit goings on.

My EX GF Chronicles Part 1 and 2 [MF] [Caught]

So first I want to say thank you for reading this. It helps me to write down these experiences. It brings back fond memories. There is more but I did not want to waste anyone’s time unless they want them. Part 1 and 2 for now and there’s a lot more I would like to share. I’m convinced she is and will be the best fuck I’ll ever have.

Part 1. I Missed Her

It was already mid-day by the time i had woken up. You see I was on binger of Jack Daniels and loneliness with no end in sight. I rolled out of bed and started the routine of a functioning alcoholic. Grabbed my pre planned Gatorade and made myself a sandwich. About an hour later I was feeling well enough to hit the gym. I guess when you’re going through something like I was the routine never changed. I look back at it and laugh now because I wasn’t really an alcoholic, just a 20 year old kid with a case of heartache and memories with only one cure in mind. Drinking them away.

[FM] Something New, Something Blew – I [31/F] finally made my new Airman [28/M] cum.

Buckle up, we have to catch up. We’re only at the halfway mark for 2017 and I’m already drinking for two (ever go so hard on a weekend that you’re fairly sure you gave yourself fetal alcohol syndrome?) So far this year I’ve broken a toe, started a new job, gotten a promotion at said job, ruptured an eardrum from an insane sinus infection turned ear infection, had a MRSA infection develop on my face after I performed minor surgery on an acne cyst, shaved my head to support my friend with cancer… and I’ve started dating. On my weight-loss journey I’m down 55lbs; I’ve been hovering in the 160’s for a hot minute. Who or what am I dating? Even the doc overseeing my over-zealous monthly STD testing voiced her curiosity. “I wondered what kind of man you’d actually date-date…” Stop me when you’re surprised: he’s younger than me, good-looking, in the Air Force, hopelessly devoted to me, and we’re on the same spectrum- autism. He met me after stalking my Snapchat for a while, which he picked up seeing me on a couple dating apps but didn’t muster up the courage to contact me until masturbating in the bushes for a few weeks. Clearly I have to marry him because his whole hand fit inside me and I will only be one man’s Muppet. Our first actual date was him accompanying me to get my head shaved for my friend, then he took my QBall ass out to one of the best restaurants in Alaska, and finished up with an ESCAPE ROOM! He mentioned several times I was his Make a Wish Foundation date. Swoon, motherfucker. It’s goin’ down, I’m yellin’ timberrrrrr.

[MM] A really hot day, a cliche situation and a gentle man

I really want to share what I experienced this week-

I’m 25, average-strong body, tanned, imp face, quick mouth

Waiting in my sister’s for handyman to come and fix a boiler – she’s in vacation.

Extremely hot temperature, so I’m staying reading and smoking under the shade over the balcony – shorts and lemonade.

Handyman arrives; 40ish, nice body, angry for some reason, short in words. Starts working in no time, and I offer beer and conversation.

He does not talk much while doing the thing. I feel like I’m bothering him, so I go and keep reading outside. It’s a fucking hot day and I hate it.

10min later he calls from the terrace where the boiler is, work is done, he tells me to get closer to check it. I get closer and look where he is pointing, and I get so close I can smell him. My cock slightly rubs his hand by accident. It starts thinking by itself and gets semi.

It’s awkward and he did notice, I’m sure.

I sign the papers and he starts cleaning up his stuff.

Daddy Dearest[F]

My name is Felicity, I am 18 years old and I have just become a woman. This is the story of that moment and of the realization of my most shameful and glorious fantasy.

When I hit puberty I never really was very interested in boys, I didn’t date, I didn’t even begin touching myself until i was 16. I just had no interest, i had seen sex scenes in movies, some friends in high school used to giggle while watching porn videos at sleep overs, i dont know, it never really seemed exciting to me. I tried, of course, i participated in the normal slumber party experimentation, but even as i had a cute 17 year old red head buried in my pussy, i just felt bored and underwhelmed by it all. The very first time i felt that sexual tingle was when, at 16, my father walked into the bathroom as i was showering. Something to note, i look very similar to my step mother. We are the same build and height, we both have fairly small, perky breasts and pale white skin. I have lighter and shorter blonde hair than she does, down past my shoulders, but when wet it looks a lot darker. At this moment i wonder, well, i secretly hope, that my father married her because she looks like me.

Daddy Dearest[mf][incest]

My name is Felicity, I am 18 years old and I have just become a woman. This is the story of that moment and of the realization of my most shameful and glorious fantasy.

When I hit puberty I never really was very interested in boys, I didn’t date, I didn’t even begin touching myself until i was 16. I just had no interest, i had seen sex scenes in movies, some friends in high school used to giggle while watching porn videos at sleep overs, i dont know, it never really seemed exciting to me. I tried, of course, i participated in the normal slumber party experimentation, but even as i had a cute 17 year old red head buried in my pussy, i just felt bored and underwhelmed by it all. The very first time i felt that sexual tingle was when, at 16, my father walked into the bathroom as i was showering. Something to note, i look very similar to my step mother. We are the same build and height, we both have fairly small, perky breasts and pale white skin. I have lighter and shorter blonde hair than she does, down past my shoulders, but when wet it looks a lot darker. At this moment i wonder, well, i secretly hope, that my father married her because she looks like me.

My wife caught me watching porn [fm][Fdom]

Ok so a little back story first, my wife Lucy and I have been together for 12 years and in recent years bedroom activities have been few and far between and when they do arise its plain old vanilla stuff. Lucy is very anti-pornography being the good catholic woman she is and kinks and fetishes have all but dried up for many years, but in every other part of life our marriage is perfect. Lucy is 34, 5’9”, long brunette hair, pale skin and curvy body with the most amazing ass. although not as thin as she once was, she still is in amazing shape.

An interesting date night…. Ending (Part 2) [MFM]

Sorry don’t know how to link Part 1, but I posted it yesterday…

Once I read that message there were two things I knew: My wife was buzzing good, and tonight was going to be fun! I look over at Twain, he asks if everything is ok. I respond everything is fine.

I ask if he wants another drink. He looks at his watch and says sure. I respond and say, “Well we are staying a block away, why not come over to our place for a drink?” He thinks about it for a moment and says sure.

My wife comes back New make-up on, sits down and now her skirt is pulled up even further! She looks at both of us and I say that Twain is coming over for a drink. We settle our bills and head on out.

Now for a bit of background: this has always been a fantasy but never put into play. I knew my wife was buzzing and probably still needed something to ease her up.

I recommend we all polish of the joint before we get to our room. As we reach our room my wife grabs both of our hands and says, “Let’s have some fun!”

Road Trip to Tampa, Part 2 [MM][MF]

Took me a bit to get to writing this, been out of town a few weeks, but here goes:

We left Nashville later than planned, partially because we’d spent a decent part of the morning fucking and partially because it always seems like things take longer than you plan. We didn’t get out of our hotel on the east side of town until almost 11 AM. The GPS was telling us that the remainder of the trip was just under 10 hours.

Melanie asked if we were going to stop again, I said probably not. I wanted to get there by that evening, as we’d already paid for the room. It didn’t make sense to pay for another one somewhere else.

Things went pretty well. Conversation started up again, more at ease than yesterday, like a talking points taboo had been broken and things would be wide open from now on. Yet for some reason, nobody brought up the car ride from last night. Nobody brought up this morning. Mel was clearly in a certain distress in the passenger seat with a certain soreness she wasn’t used to, but the topic still didn’t come up.

The planets aligned for a true orgy. [Str8], [Bi], [swing]

Biggest orgy for us, Total all out sex…

Hedonism II, Negril, Jamaica 2007, late night in the main hot tub.

About 30-40 people, mostly friends from earlier trips, or talked prior and met there. 98% couples, a single girl or guy maybe.

3-4 hours, just fucking everyone. Ages 25-60, white, black, asian.

I had sex with at least 8-10 women and played around with another 5, played with about 3 men too.

My wife did the same.

I remember at one point, a middle aged blonde MILF was grinding on a young, very dark, curvy black girl. I had met them both. I got the “look” from both of them as my hand grazed one’s shoulder and started to suck on tits, and help them. We were on a big beach cushion, and I then got behind them. They were rubbing their clits together and all wet, I pushed my cock between their clits for a bit, back and forth, everyone loving the fight, then slipped into one for a few thrusts, then the other. Cannot remember which one I came inside, but all three of us did cum very well.