I never have written about my ex wife because for the most part she sucked in bed in almost every way.
I fell for her because we got along great (at first) and had a lot in common. She was also cute as fuck. Shoulder length dirty blond hair. Absolutely perfect B cup tits with cute little nipples that seemed to be permanently hard. She was short, 5’2” with okay legs. Her ass was amazing. Perfect round bubble butt that made me first notice her. She looked hot as shit in tight pants or jeans. She was pale (which I have a thing for) and the best blue eyes.
But she was a bore in bed. She could barely suck dick. Didn’t do anal. She said I was too big for her to do most things. She hated shaving her pussy, which I prefer. Deadbedrooms subreddit is what got me into reddit in the first place. I was miserable in that department.
So I cheated a lot (I won’t link every story, check out my posts if curious). We probably had sex maybe a dozen time in the last four years of our marriage.