A little background for an introduction, As a member of a adult web site,I had posted some pictures,the same as other members had.
Much to my surprise,one day as I was doing some grocery shopping at my local store,the cashier (Tracy) that was taking care of me,nonchalantly asked me,”Is that you on that adult site?””Is that big cock really yours?”
I told her it was in and not missing a beat she informed me she would have to come over some time and check that thing out for herself.
The very next day she showed up at my house and we spent several hours enjoying each other.
Being extremely well endowed,seeing a woman’s first reaction and enjoying her curiosity,the oohing and aahhing,the touching and feeling,the want and need to try it out,is always a tremendous turn on for me.
Tag: Swingers
Last Night [MFMM]
Wanted to get this out while it was fresh in my mind. 100% true.
Last night my hotwife was out with a boyfriend (the male half of a couple that we swing with, but that’s another story). At 5:00 PM, after surfing Reddit and Tumblr for a while, I decided to check out the MW4M ads on Craigslist. A couple had just posted an ad for “one more hung guy” 35+ for some group play in an upscale hotel very close to me. I seemed to meet all of their requirements so I dashed off a quick but thoughtful reply. By way of background, I am a normal professional guy, 47, fit but not muscular, fairly thick cock.
10 minutes later i received a phone call from the boyfriend who I will call Will. Will said I was in. This had been set up earlier in the week but they had one guy back out and were looking for a pinch hitter. I will call his girlfriend June in this account. At this point I had not seen any photos of June but according to their ad she was 5’4″, petite, 39 years old. Will indicated that she was a squirter and very orgasmic. Her fantasy was to be blindfolded and serviced by three strangers.
Threesomes for Millenials [FMF] – How to meet an unicorn
Note: guys, this is the first time I write something, please give me some feedback!
Title: Meeting your unicorn
To say that searching for a girl to join you for a steamy threesome is like looking for a unicorn – meaning it is impossible – is almost the same as throwing the towel. This is simply not true and won’t get you anywhere, my friend, hence the quotes in the title. Bisexuals girls are not going extinct for all we know nor are they only found in fairy-tales. As a side note, wouldn’t that make for a great fairy-tale, though? Dude, someone please write a tale starring bisexual girls in it right now! Anyway, as long as you go to the right places and stop insisting on the wrong ones, bisexual girls willing to experience a three-way are not hard to find, it’s all about knowing where to look.
We tried the wrong places a few times – trust us. When we left Colombia to live in New York we made a few different attempts, from online sites to actual bars and parties. Craigslist did not cut it for us in New York due, mostly, to the fast that 98 per cent of responses we received from “girls” were actually guys trying to get nude pictures. Those guys were usually easy to spot, since they would quickly ask for pictures before even trying to get to know the couple, what they were like or what they were looking for. We did, however, have some luck with Craigslist when we moved to California a few years later and met this one girl. However, we don’t really recommend it based on the number of failed attempts. It’s too much work and takes way too long to be considered truly worthwhile.
What happens in Vegas, sometimes ends up on Gonewildstories [MFMF] with PICS!
If you aren’t aware of it yet, know that Las Vegas in the summertime has got to be the most sexually charged place in America. If you take care of your body and look good in a bikini or shirtless with swim trunks, Vegas is the place to show it off. Combined with the overall attitude of “What happens in Vegas,” that people there really do adopt makes for an environment dripping with sexuality. Since it’s this backdrop of hot people wandering around buzzed and mostly naked that our story takes place, I’d like to take a short moment to set the scene. Feel free to skip ahead if you are already familiar.
How One Success on r/raomd Lead to Another One [33M/40F]
For the five of you reading this that are unfamiliar, r/randomactsofmuffdive is a subreddit where women can find other men/women to go down on them. Sounds a bit daunting given how creepy the internet can be, I know, but I’ve only had positive experiences with it and wanted to share some of the fun from this past weekend.
**Backstory**
Winding the clock back 8 months: I posted [this Success Post](https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfMuffDive/comments/3adc1d/33_m4f_success_sanfrancisco_the_lucky_bastard/) about my first time hooking up with someone I’d met through Reddit. We had a great time, but she was visiting from a different city so we knew we only had a finite window of shared time together. She actually came back to town to see some friends a few months later and we shared another memorable evening (this time adding the other two pillars of life: pizza and blowjobs), but I haven’t seen her since.
Fast forward to a month ago and [this new post of mine](https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfMuffDive/comments/41xgy3/33_m4f_sanfrancisco_too_busy_to_date_diving/) looking for someone local with whom I could meet up on a more regular basis. For two weeks there were no bites so I stopped checking my inbox as frequently. Then, one day, just out of habit, I found my fingers logging into this account and to my surprise, there was a lone, orange envelope waiting for me.
Valentine’s Day Second Guy (MF)
This story is the continuation of my other Valentine’s Day post about “T”. This one is about “B”, who came over a little afterwards.
Once I was done fucking T, he left. I noticed that B had texted me asking if I still wanted to fuck since he hadn’t heard from me for awhile. I texted him to come over, then got in the shower and rinsed off really fast. I got out and put on leggings and a cami. B got to my place, and I took him immediately upstairs. At this point, my roommates had their guys over and we doing who knows what with them (As you could definitely hear them).
3 Asians (and one half asian) and I in the sex club.
We had some crazy nights at a club a while ago. Not just any club. A swingers club. Our first time we were nervous understandably and wanted to meet someone there who’d been before so craigslist came in handy where we found a couple our age to meet there for playtime. That ended up being a weird experience involving a somewhat too drunk and slightly pissy Karen and the other couple was…not quite what we expected.
We went again the next night just planning on letting whatever happen and going with the flow. That was a good decision. Shortly after we got there it started to fill up in earnest and a number of very attractive couples came in as we sipped our drinks from the balcony. K was a scotch drinker. I’d never have guessed but she just loved the stuff (I can’t stand it). I think it was rather fitting for her personality too. Snarky, sarcastic, a little harsh sometimes, direct, and in your face.
Watching my girlfriend fuck another woman with a strap-on [mfmf]
Let’s start by just saying that my girlfriend Alex (u/bittenthrowaway) and I are swingers.
I’m in my mid-thirties, fairly athletic for most of my life, but was never exactly much of a lady-killer. I was always pretty firmly stuck in the friend-zone…you know, the guy a beautiful girl would ask for a ride home from the bar with absolutely no chance or thought of being invited inside for another drink. I guess karma is real, though, because over the last few months, I have experienced some amazing sexual encounters that most men only get to see in porn. This is our story (written together) of our most recent adventures with another couple that has become our friends with benefits.
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“Where am I gonna put this?” Alex asked me. “We can’t just walk in with it, and it’s too big to go in my purse.”
“Whatever,” I smiled. “I’ll just hold it in my hand when we walk in. It would be pretty funny.”
Finally, Alex took the giant purple dildo and attached harness, wrapped it in a grocery bag, and shoved it in her purse…as much of it that could fit anyway, saying, “I’m gonna need a few drinks before I’ll have the courage to put this on.”
Summer Swap – A Swinger Double Story Written by my Ex and Myself – [mfmf] [exh] [swing] [voy]
A few years back, I was in a long-distance relationship with Kim. We both enjoyed writing, so we’d exchange written RPs and erotica every so often. There was a period of time that I was getting more interested in the kinkier side of sex, and asked her to write a swinger story involving us and two of her friends. She agreed, and we both decided to write a story from our point of view, keeping things semi-realistic by limiting the interactions to second base. Of course, I got her permission to post these, in case anybody was curious. I’ll be posting my version of the story, and then hers. Enjoy!
The long-anticipated day had finally come when the conditions were just right. Sometime in late summer, Kim, Brandon, Shauna and I were in a medium-sized tent in quiet seclusion. In our comfortable sleeping clothes, everything was perfectly cozy. The rain was pouring, and thunder rumbled across the sky. The noise absolutely filled the air, which was perfect for the activities that our hormones would drive us to.
The Orgy Planner [MF][swing][voy]
Night fell fast on the second day of the Miami Key Club. The party I’m hosting in this rented mansion is a four day sexual retreat organized by the sex party website that employs me. So far, everything was running smoothly. Tomorrow night is the key party followed by our grand finale, a Roman orgy. With this being my first time hosting such an event, I had a lot on my plate, but for now, I was busy herding the last two of our thirty guests into the pool house where our dungeon master, Don, had set up the sex swing. Earlier that day, as we turned the pool house into a dungeon, I had inspected his assembly work, shaking the wooden frame to make sure it was sturdy. The black leather hammock sex swing, suspended four feet off the air, swayed in its frame by thick iron chain that jingled like a playground swing. I hope the guests like it.