[OC] The Alien Dildo

[OC] The Alien Dildo

This was all based in a promt from
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As Hazel walked into the sex shop her nose was filled with the scent of plastic and lube, and her eyes needed to adjust to the neon hue of the lighting. As she perused about, she found nothing of particular interest. Just as she had begun to grow annoyed at the lack of anything that looked particularly satisfying, she decided to walk up to one of the workers. She asked if she could check out the back for anything more interesting. The worker sighed and walked over to the keybox, then returned and bluntly slapped the keys into her open palm, before giving her directions on how to get to the back.

As she opened the door, she took a brief scan of the room and had the same initial reaction as before. Nothing was particularly interesting or eye catching, horse dildos, wolf cocks, The Moby plopped in the corner, nothing new, and everything so banal. She almost turned on a dime and walked away, looking for the next nearest shop. But the her eyes were drawn to something in the corner, tucked mostly out of sight.

[FM] How I (accidentally) got an insanely hot blonde addicted to my cock

Once upon a time I met a girl on a dating app. Tale as old as time, right? I was smitten right from the get-go and also incredibly surprised when she matched with me. My surprise turned to confusion when she agreed to grab drinks.

I’m not selling myself short – these stories wouldn’t happen if I didn’t have some level of confidence – but Carly was, to put it bluntly, out of my league. Blonde, blue-eyed, with a killer rack and an amazing smile that lit up the room. She had a thing for sundresses and sneakers and red lipsticks. S*he liked puns.*

We went on two dates and made out just a little bit before she called it off, saying that she didn’t feel a spark.

*It wasn’t meant to be, I thought.*

Until a few months later, she texted me. At midnight.

“I think there might be a reason why I’m still thinking about you,” her text read. By this point I just wanted to swing for the fences. “Want me to come over now and we’ll talk about it?”

The Mixup (INCEST)

As soon as I woke up I realized life couldn’t possibly get any better than this. to my right are 2 beautiful girls still sleeping. One of them had red hand print marks covered all over her body, and the other one had a red hand from all the slapping she did last night. To my left was an older woman, the fact that she was older absolutely did not mean she was any less beautiful. to a lot of people this would probably be a situation they can only dream about, but for me it turned into a reality. There is just one small reason why a lot of people probably might not want this, the 2 girls are my sisters and the older woman is my mom.

in order to fully understand how this all happened i probably need to take you back some time to the point where this all started. funny enough it was actually my brother that started this entire chain of events that would lead to the night i just had. So I think it was about a month ago when Chris came up to me to ask for a chat. but you don’t even know Chris yet. Ehm. Well, to make things a little easier, why don’t I just go over my entire family so you know who is who.

[MF] The time my fuck buddy surprised me, with a pregnancy.

If you’ve read any of my other exploits, you’ll know that I’m utterly powerless when I’m inside a gorgeous woman who’s *not* telling me to pull out. How can I resist that kind of thing? Those pleading, horny, bedroom eyes, fixed on mine, an expression that tells you everything you need to know. She wants that cum. She wants it all. I can’t help it, I’m addicted. It just feels amazing. Perfect. Nothing makes me feel more like a man.

Let me take you back, back to the early days of the pandemic. Lockdown had been in effect for a bit, but it had been long enough to where people were getting sick of being cooped up. I mean shit, you probably remember. We were all getting withdrawals from sex. Once you’ve spent your sixth straight week of having little more than sexting, nudes, and porn to satiate you, you start to lose yourself a bit.

I was between fuck buddies, kinda, so I hit up tinder, like any self-respecting horny person does. One match caught my eye, a girl named Nicole, who lived nearby. We got to messaging, and eventually set up a date.

[F] Letting redditors control my bluetooth vibrator.

This happened about a year ago when I was (25F).

It was time to fly back to my hometown to visit family. I try to go back three times a year or so to check on my family and visit old friends. My boyfriend wasn’t able to take the time off work, so I was flying solo for a week. I had landed myself into a bit of a predicament.

I like to cum at least once a day. A weeklong vacation without a single orgasm was simply not possible. Without my boyfriend along for the ride, I knew that it would be up to my faithful toys to get the job done. It seems a simple solution to tuck my wand in my luggage and call it a day – so you may think.

My mother always had some issues with personal boundaries, even as I got older. She had a habit of unpacking my bags for me, and rummaging through my clothes to give me her (not requested) opinion on how I dressed. “This dress? Again? How old is this?” And then, when I would leave, she would take it upon herself to pack my luggage for me (even if it was already done!) to sneak in new clothes *she* approved.

[F] Getting anally fucked on campus, part 2: the actual act

Yesterday I already revealed a lot of what eventually led up to public anal sex, but we’re not quite there yet. You don’t need to read part 1 but it’s definitely fun to read the build-up ;) brace yourselves, it’s a long story but well worth it IMO.
So, my then-boyfriend and I were in a nice restaurant with friends to celebrate his 23rd birthday where he proceeded to try and turn me on even further, being mighty pleased with himself that he for once got me to squirm. I was so irritated that he’s gotten this far but I was keen on getting my revenge, even during dinner. We were chatting, sharing stories about how great he was, given we were there to celebrate him etc, the mood was lovely and everyone was having a great time. He sat across from me as he always did because he liked “to look at me”, so I tried to slip off one of my boots as elegantly as possible to avoid detection. I somewhat succeeded and started to run my foot up my boyfriend’s leg, all the way up to his crotch. He wasn’t into feet or anything, I just knew that he must be bursting with horniness at this point too, given how much he’s touched me and been inside me during the last hours.
Naturally, I was right and there was this incredibly tight, taught tent forming under his jeans, I felt his dick get stiffer and stiffer as I massaged him with my toes. Now he was the one having a hard time concentrating and acting normally, the bastard deserved it. The restaurant had this fun ice cream bar from which we all ordered dessert and I had another idea to make him suffer, it was getting increasingly more fun because I felt that he was now getting mad as well, hehe. When my ice cream cone arrived, I started to lick it as slowly and as suggestively as I could to try and make him think of me licking his cock and I could tell that it worked. I gave him my most intense, seductive stare as my tongue swirled around the creamy goodness, and oh no, suddenly some melted dessert dropped onto my cleavage…what a clumsy accident…I ordered white vanilla ice cream, which made it so much better, the poor man was really trying to keep it together at this point. My tits were almost bursting out of my bodysuit anyways, so thoroughly cleaning my sticky cleavage for longer than necessary definitely made him stare at me even more. The power dynamic was shifting again, I could clearly feel it. I was getting exactly what I wanted.
We paid for our wonderful meal and decided to part ways, all of us headed in different directions. My boyfriend and I were walking to the bus station to get back to his on-campus apartment – it was very late at this point and our campus was a bit secluded, so the stop was pretty empty while we had to wait 30 min for the next bus to come. As soon as we stopped walking, he spun me around and pushed me up against the glass wall, forcefully shoved his fingers into me while grabbing my neck from behind, and hissed at me “so, my filthy little whore thinks she can fuck with me without getting punished?”…I knew that I could. Of course, I played along because he was painfully sexy when angry, so I took on the role of the submissive, horny little woman. This led to him finger-fucking me at the bus stop while furiously making out with me. I tried to get his dick out be he wasn’t having it, “not yet, my love” he kept saying while grinning. He managed to take over AGAIN! The bus eventually came (after I did twice) and we got on, knowing that sweet release wasn’t much further away. I thought that we were just going to tear each other’s clothes off and eat each other up as soon as we arrived at his apartment, it was like 2 min away from the campus bus stop.
We got off, the air thick with pheromones and lust at this point, walking past the biology building. We turned a corner and my boyfriend was suddenly looking around everywhere, acting all weird. I seized the opportunity and pushed him up against the cold concrete wall, much to his surprise – I’m guessing he wanted to do the exact same thing to me just seconds later. I ripped his shirt open and bit and sucked from his neck down to his chest as I tried to open his belt. Now it was my turn. I ran my hand up and down his tight Sixpack while undoing his jeans, where I could finally grip his big, hard dick. He was already grunting, so I wasn’t the only one who was totally hard-up. I pulled his pants down a few inches and kneeled as I started to lick his balls, hands groping everything from his ass to his shaft. He was in no hurry to try and establish his dominance now, he was too busy enjoying the view as I started to lick away his pre-cum before I deep-throated him for a bit. He already had his hand on the back of my head, urging me to continue and keep up the rhythm. However, I wanted my revenge so as his moaning got faster and louder, I pulled away, leaving him to suffer just like he did me earlier. I expected him to get frustrated but instead, he got this evil little glint in his eye as he pulled me up and pinned me against the wall to face him. Uh-oh, this was going to be good. I’ve never seen him look like this before, he had this animalistic, primal look in his eye. Looks like me fucking with him was going to be worth it.
He told me he couldn’t wait any longer and ripped my latex bodysuit open, groping and biting his way from one nipple to the other. I was already in heaven as I moaned and groaned while he trailed his kisses further down, lifting my leather skirt up. He was surprisingly tender in that moment, carefully suckling his way from my upper inner thigh to my lips. He then gave me a long, slow, delicious lick which made me so weak in the knees. I was so turned on at this point, I could actually feel the wetness drip down my thighs…it only took a few seconds of licking my clit for me to have a blindingly strong orgasm, I actually crumpled together and couldn’t see for straight for a few seconds. After I got my bearings, he started to finger me, first my pussy and then my ass. It took me a few seconds to realize what he was doing; trying to use my soaking pussy to lube up my ass, he definitely had something planned. He just turned me around and bent me over as he told me this would be much hotter – he was not wrong, my God.
After he got me all slippery and ready, he took a condom from his pocket and I could barely hold my excitement anymore, I was actually going to get fucked in the ass while in public!! I’d fantasized about this for a while and it was about to become reality. He carefully spread my cheeks while I was relaxing, arching my back for optimal entry. He was slow and gentle at first to make sure I was comfortable and as soon as I let him know that I wanted him to get rough, to properly fuck me, he went in deep and hard. My whole body was on fire, it was so damn hot. With one hand he pulled my hair back so that I could face him while looking up while I sucked some fingers on his other hand. The eye contact made it so much more intense, I felt things I’d never felt before. We were both really into it and starting to climax, so he stepped it up, thrusting faster and more frequently. A little side-note: There’s this building not too far from the bio building we were fucking up against, there’s an on-campus party there every week for the students to unwind and we forgot that it was Thursday, aka party day. It was about 1 AM at that time and the party was in full swing, we could hear the music and everything. We didn’t really pay attention because we were obviously busy but we absolutely did not notice the small group of guys that have been watching us for I don’t know how long…

So you like my ass huh? [F]

I had been working as a supervisor at a manufacturing facility for just over two years when ( See: I seduced an exec at work) I seduced an executive. The fling went on for a number of months and I wouldn’t have changed a thing. We had some amazing encounters and it really helped to boost my self esteem.

One day the girls from the office decided to have a girls night out. We made plans for Friday to meet at ” The Point”. It was a trendy restaurant and bar that local up and coming mellenials frequented ( we weren’tcalled mellenials then). We had all had a number of drinks and ever so gradually the topic eased from work to sex. We talked about who thought who was hot and who was rumored to be sleeping with whom. Suddenly, Nicole the manager in accounting revealed that John thought I had a nice ass. I said ” no way” he’s never even so much as looked my way”. Nicole said ” that’s because you’re always facing the other way when he’s starring at your ass”. I smiled and exclaimed “Liar”! I didn’t want to seem the least bit interested. I didn’t want any unfounded rumors to get started at work.

[MMF] My friends helped me find out I’m a screamer (22F)

I’m still shaking as I type this

Okay so I’m on a holiday with my friends. There’s four boys and then me. We were at the pool earlier when one of them took a video of my ass while I was talking to the other, I caught him and started laughing and he says “ass on that”. I gave him a slap and jokingly told him to fuck off.

That was it for a while as we sat drinking. I was listening to them eye up girls at the pool, boys being boys. They were talking about one and said she had a nice ass and then one of them goes “not as nice as Ciaras” (mine). I told them to behave and then asked what the obsession with my ass was and they got into this massive debate with each other about what makes an ass good and apparently (in their words not mine) my ass is “just perfect”. I was like huh, that’s a nice compliment lmao.

[FM] Open Relationship Experiment (Part 2)

This happened to [m]e last summer before pandemic somewhere in Nothern Germany. Excuse any misspellings, English is not my native language.

Make sure to read Part 1 first.

I had been lying awake for hours when I heard the front door unlocked. My wife was back from her first date with her FWB Kevin. With a shy smile and red cheeks, she entered the bedroom and laid down next to me. For a few seconds we looked at each other expectantly. “So, what have you both done?” I asked excitedly, even though I already knew the answer. I GOT FUCKED AND IT WAS GREAT I could read in her glowing eyes. My heart was pounding and I could feel growing excitement in my pyjamas.

“Why do you want to know about it?” she asked back as she stroked my arm and chest. “Because it makes me horny!” She laid down on the bed and stroked her body with her hands.

The Farm Life (Part 16) [NB][Hucow][Drugged][MindBreak]

Greg hauled Alex all the way to Dr. Teff’s office, Alex was terrified, they had never seen Greg like this before.

Greg slammed the office door open. A sow was tied up on the table, their pussy held open by a speculum and Teff between their legs with his camera.

The doctor turned to Greg, “Is there an emergency Greg?” He asked, putting the camera back in its little clip between the sow’s legs. The sow looked mortified at being caught in this position; probably a newcomer.

“This other sow can wait, it’s an emergency.” Greg said, hauling Alex around into view by their neck. “Alex went into the pasture and now the pregnancy is no longer viable.”

Dr. Teff sighed, removing the speculum from the new sow and unclipping her. “Please wait outside, we’re not done with your intake yet.” He rolled around on his chair, grabbed a cloth, and wiped down the chair. He turned to Greg, “Alright put them on the table.”

Greg was rough, still furious with Alex, as he shoved Alex into the medical chair and secured their ankles apart, wrists above their head.