I had submitted this as a comment to a thread in ARAD but someone suggested I posted the story here too. Here goes.
It was early 00s and I was swapping DVD porn with a workmate who was in a relationship. I dropped him home one night after work (we worked in a pub until late hours so this was around 2am) and he said he had a new porn DVD for me, he just needed to go in and get it. He told me to come in to his apartment.
When I went in with him, his gf (also my work colleague) was in bed (he had a studio apt) and she was chatting to me as if she wasn’t obviously at least topless under the covers. She was a peroxide blonde, skinny girl – that 00s skinny that looked good at the time but, in hindsight, no ass to speak of! Anyway, he said, “let me just check I’ve the right one” as he was putting the DVD into the player and turned it on! As I looked at the screen, I could tell immediately that it was a bi porn video!