This happened last night an I thought I should share it with you. Quick bit of background first. I'm a 6ft plus skinny guy, I do a lot of cycling so in pretty good shape. Been single for about 6 months and loving it. My friend Danni iv known since college so best part of 15 years. We fucked a couple of times when we were at college and super drunk. She's only a small thing just over 5ft skinny covered in piercing an tatoo. She has always been a bit of a wild one an a great friend. Last time I saw Danni was almost 6 months ago when she was just pregnant. she has this asshole of a boyfriend who none of us really like but she is infatuated with him. Fast forward to last night. I go to hers for a cup of tea, very English I know! We talk regularly but iv not seen her in ages. When she opens the door damn she got so big. The look on my face didn't hide what I was thinking. Obviously she had a big bump but her ass legs and especially her tits had gone huge. Her small frame accentuated the new curves. Wow look at you was the best I could manage. She just laughed it off as she invited me in. We had a couple of brews and we're chatting about all sorts of stuff . Our conversation eventually turned to sex . Danni was interested in my being single exploits , which I was happy to share with her . When I quizzed her she confessed things weren't going well with her and Paul the asshole boyfriend, he was working away loads an didnt seem up for anything when he was home , and she was horny almost all the time and was having to take care of herself. I shared my disbelief at this telling her how hot she looked which she did, especially her new massive tits.
Tag: Straight
Swiss Finishing School Pt1 [mFffff]
John had been in Switzerland for six months, after his dad had got him a job with his company, but now the project was coming to an end. He had a week left on his flat, and decided to use the time to relax before heading home to London. He was having breakfast in his favourite little cafe, reading the paper, when he came across a small advert in the classifieds. "Male life model required for health class." It gave the name and number of a very exclusive girls' finishing school in the city. John had heard of these Swiss finishing schools – they were where the ultra-rich sent their daughters after high school, where they would learn the skills a wealthy heiress would need in starting her adult life. Things like party planning, instructing staff, how to behave on a yacht, getting in and out of low-slung sports cars without showing their underwear, that kind of thing.
Craigslist Experience [23M/26F]
Lurked on craigslist for a while today seeing what there was to see. I'm pretty good at weeding through the trash there and blasting out messages where appropriate, and I've had some really good experiences there. I'm always looking for amateur types who have obviously "never done this before", and wind up nervous in person. I've got at least one other great story I can recount, and a few lesser stories, but this is about today's.
So, I found this girl offering "stress relief", made it clear she's really into giving oral and would go out of her way to meet up. She seemed pretty genuine, and all the little tells were there that this would be legit, but also likely competitive. One of the secrets to Craigslist is to refresh often, and be the first message, which is exactly what happened. We chatted a bit, she asked for a little help (40) and made it clear that we were only looking at oral. I figured that I might be looking at a pretty good deal here, I've seen much worse being offered and demanded. Told her I was down, and then I popped the big question I had on my mind, and the one that would determine exactly how good of a deal this was:
The unexpected happy ending.
I'm a happily married 40 something man with two wonderful children who experienced the best massage of his life. The day started off like any other day with running errands and getting lunch. I had an appointment with my massage therapist that I was looking forward to. I've been going to her off and on for the last few months when my back and shoulders were hurting.
She is 6 foot 1 with long tone legs, short hair and 34 D cup boobs. She always wear yoga pants that show off her ass and a tight shirt that made it hard to relax and enjoy my massage. The last few visits we would flirt back and forth some but nothing to risqué.
She instructed me to get undressed and get under the covers face down. I did as instructed and waited for her to get back into the room. I was thinking about how hot she was looking when I heard the door open and she said "What seems to be hurting you today"
"My shoulders and my glutes hurt" I responded.
I’m back: Sex With an Acquaintance After a Party [m/f]
Some of you might remember me. I posted under a different ironman name up until recently. I deleted my account, because it got hacked. Some of the stories I posted over the last couple of years are gone forever from reddit, so I figured I would come back and start posting some old ones to make sure they aren't lost. I will post new stories as well when I have a chance. (New stories will come I promise). Here is an old one. Hope you enjoy:
Like I've said in previous posts. I figured it would be fun to go back to my promiscuous (man-whore) days and recall some of the stories from back then. I'm generally considered a good-looking guy (used to model, 6’3”, dark hair, blue eyes, swimmers build, workout regularly), so that enabled me to have quite a fun sex life. These stories are 100% true and not embellished in any way. I think that a straight honest story even if not as exciting at times is a bigger turn on, so that is what I will continue to try to give.
Borrowing the neighbour
This is a story I wrote for another site and I thought you guys might like it. Not sure where to put it so posting in both /r/eroticliterature and /r/sexystories. I hope you enjoy it. Borrowing the Neighbour
It had been a long and tedious day in the office, and by the time 5 o'clock came around, Cindy was ready for a long soak in the hot tub on her deck at home. Just the thought of relaxing on those well placed jets started her nipples tingling. Packing up and saying goodnight to her colleagues was done in double quick time tonight and before she knew it, she was headed for home.
A quick stop to pick up some food and a bottle of wine for herself on the way home and she was ready for a night in by herself. Her husband had taken the kids to his parents in the next city over and she had the house to herself for the weekend. Her mind drifted on the drive home wondering what she might do with the time, besides soaking in the hot tub and topping up her tan. Maybe she could tease the neighbours again. She had caught them both watching her on occasion, alone and sometimes together.
Late lunch. (m+f)
It’s been a while, gw. Work and life have been madness, but it hasn’t sated my desires quite as well as retelling stories for you. I hope you’ll forgive my absence. This was just yesterday afternoon, and it made its way into my dreams last night… enjoy. (This will be long, but hopefully worth it!)
You told me I’d be properly fucked the day before, and so I joked I may need to dress for the occasion. This caught your interest, as it always does when I dress up for you. “Yes, I do happen to have a brand new pair of stockings that need… breaking in,” I added. Your eyes lit up in a hungry way, and I grinned at that slow, unconscious lick of your lips. “Black,” I continued.
“Can I get a better description of these?” you asked.
I grinned as I replied, “… no. Don’t you want to see them? You’re so visual, after all.”
You groaned, a small frown furrowing your brow in protest, “How is it that you know me so well? Okay… sneak a photo my way later. Dirty girl.”
[M/F] What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. LONG
This is the wildest I’ve gone. I recently found this sub and thought it’d be worth it. Keep in mind, I am married and the story involves infidelity. I get it, it’s not right. I’m not here to be judged, I share this in hopes of stimulating your senses.
Anyway, I’m 30 and been married just under 5 years. My wife is great and we have a good marriage. That being said, as warned, sex took a significant dip after the first few years. To take a Ron White quote, “I'm a pretty good dog, but if you don't pet me every once in awhile, it's hard to keep me under the porch.” Well, I was not being petted nearly enough. I didn’t outwardly seek extracurricular activity, yet I’d told myself if the right opportunity arose, I’d come at it with an open mind.
How my best friend/roommate’s sister became my fuck buddy, and more.. (Part 4)(M/F)
I left off the last part saying how strong my feeling were for Kate, and those feelings only continued to get stronger as each day passed, but because of my reluctance to face the fact that I'd have to come face to face with my best friend and tell him I'm the one that's been sneaking around and fucking his little sister, I kept those feelings quiet. That didn't mean though that I was going to stop what I had with Kate. I did however want to clarify things with her and make sure we were both on the same page.
Late one night after I got off of work, I texted Kate and asked her if I could come pick her up so we could talk. At first she misunderstood what exactly I meant, as her text response was along the lines of, "Talk huh? Is that what you call putting your cock in my mouth?" I laughed it off, and got a little hard at the thought of it, but told her I really did want to talk about us and make sure we were both on the same page about what were doing. She agreed, and I picked her up and drove us somewhere secluded.
The time my girlfriend and I had the hottest fucking sex of my entire life [M/F]
My girlfriend and I have amazing, amazing sex. I've been in shitty relationships before where our sex drives are really mismatched, and it sucks. I'm so glad I finally found someone who is as into sex as I am and wants to do it all the time. One night in particular sticks out as pretty much the best sex I've ever had (she thought the same thing) so I figured I'd tell you guys about it because I think you'll like it.
Anyway, it was a typical Friday night for us – we both work long hours during the week, so on Fridays we usually just stay in and hang out with the dog and catch up on TV shows from the week. Super exciting, I know. We hadn't had sex in about a week, and I hadn't jacked off in almost as much time, so I was pretty fucking horny. Anyway, we had each had a few beers and I grabbed my bong and we both smoked up and started talking about random stuff. Somehow we got onto the subject of sex, and I was trying to get her to tell me what her fantasies are. It's kinda strange with her – she has all these fantasies and dirty thoughts but she feels too shy to actually say them out loud. She says she "doesn't know what to say" to talk dirty. This is going to be an important plot point later on, so keep that in mind.