This happened about two years ago. True story. I was 29 and newly single. I am an average dude, 6′ 160lbs. Fit but no gym rat. I was working as House Manager for a small venue and each performance brought in a new batch of volunteer ushers. Tonight’s group included a woman we’ll call Kim.
The volunteers sign up for shifts online and I never actually meet them in person until the night of the event. Most volunteers are bored old ladies looking for a fun busy night, cheap wine and a free show. Sometimes a cute soccer mom or college student will volunteer which can be fun flirting but nothing ever happens.
I first noticed Kim as I was giving my preshow lecture to the volunteers – house rules, audience size, length of show, etc. Her eyes are locked on me, a small smirk on her face. Short cropped strawberry blonde hair. The volunteers are asked to wear black pants and a white shirt. She’s in a tight pencil skirt and a tight white button up which slightly revealed the tops of her little round tits. My focus was totally thrown and I must have stuttered like a fool.