A Man of Letters (m,f, humour?)

‘Right. I’m off. Don’t forget you’ve got an interview at two,’ she said.

‘Yeah yeah…’

She stopped at the living room door, turned and stared at her husband, sprawled along the couch in T-shirt and boxers.

‘And don’t lie there playing all day.’

‘I won’t,’ Jake said.

‘I mean it. You better not screw up this time, I recommended you.’

‘I’ll be there. Go to work.’

She looked him over. ‘You’d be off that couch quick enough for one of the neighbours.’

‘Don’t start that again.’ He scratched. ‘Actually I might see if one of them is going into town later, maybe get a lift.’
‘Yeah, which one?

‘Well, I don’t know yet, do I?’

‘Hmm. I’ll be late tonight,’ she said.

‘Again?’

‘There’s some of last night’s dinner in the fridge.’

‘What’s his name?’

‘Whose name Jake? My boss’s name? The person I work for, the person who holds a sword over our finances, is that what you’re asking?’

‘Okay, I get it. You’re working late.’

‘Yeah.’ She spun round and marched out. He listened to the front door close, a half-hearted thud then a second, louder slam.

Mostly [MFF] – Craigslist Encounters of the Strangest Kind

I tend to be very long winded, so fair warning at the start. As we started our sexual exploration, we weren’t really sure where to start looking for other like minded couples. The obvious answer was posting an ad in the Casual Encounters section on Craigs List. We tried a handful of times but always received very curt one liners or gratuitous dick pics. Even from the beginning, we were looking for other couples that we were compatible with on a personality level before even thinking about jumping into the bedroom.

Anyways, several summers ago, we put an ad up on Craigs List looking for another couple to grab a drink with on a random Friday night. We received an actual thoughtful reply from another couple wondering if we might be interested in getting drinks later that night. After a handful of email exchanges, we decided to meet them at a local bar around 9pm.

My girlfriend, Olivia, and I got there first and ordered a drink and staked out some seating for the four of us. As a refresher, Olivia is about 5’2″ and 105 lbs. She’s very athletic and fit with a toned body. As I’ve mentioned before, she has very perky 32B cups with nipples that never seem to stay soft. I’m just your average fit, athletic guy and together we’re just another unassuming, average attractive couple, next door types if you will.

O[m]egle [F]riendship

It was 11 PM, a usual tradition of mine is to go on Omegle around those witching hours, a lot of girls and gays were unusually on at that time, usual sex talks and such ensued but it never really turned me on but then there was this one girl who seemed interesting as she is an Instructor at a provincial campus of the most prestigious University in my country, we talked a lot about Computer Science *I’m a Senior Developer* and some rare instances of teasing, things heated up a bit but I was sleepy so I said that we should exchange facebook accounts and that began our quite naughty journey to hooking-up.

Few days later after we’ve exchanged facebook accounts, I haven’t heard from her so I decided to PM her as she still hadn’t accepted me on facebook, she told me that she was quite busy with her exams on her graduate degree but she apologized which I was fine with as I have my own life to deal with also.

[MF] [Con] [rough] [celeb] – New hire gets Disney-fied. Part Two

I’d love to hear what you guy and girls think. Please PM me or let me know in the comments below. Thank you.

The next morning Kay awoke to find herself alone in bed. She thought Aaron had actually ditched her in the night while she was sleeping. “That jerk lied to me!” She thought to herself now feeling used. But as she sat up and wiped the tiredness from her eyes she smelled the sweet aroma of breakfast being made. A smile came over her face as she was hoping it wasn’t just from the neighbours. She got up and did her business in the bathroom. She then threw on some blue lace panties and a tank top and headed for the kitchen. She found Aaron in the kitchen making waffles, bacon and eggs. He was shirtless but had his pants on. Kay walked up behind him and wrapped her arms around his big muscular body. “Good morning my hunk.” Kay said with a big smile. Aaron put down the spatula and turned around. He lifted Kay up and sat her down on the island counter. He stood between her legs as he kissed her passionately. His hands sliding up her thighs. Kay gladly returning in kind with her hands on his muscly chest. “Good morning my little sex kitten! Did you sleep well?” Aaron inquired. “Very well. Any woman will sleep well after an incredible fucking like you gave me last night.” Kay replied with a big smile before pulling him in for another kiss. “Well it was my pleasure.” Aaron replied before kissing her again. “Hungry for some breakfast baby?” Aaron asked as Kay got down from the counter. “Sure. Maybe after we can have each her for desert.” Kay suggested flirtatiously as she twirled her fingers in her hair. “It’s a deal!” Aaron replied as they kissed again and he finished preparing the breakfast.

[MMF] My first time with two dudes…

This is a true story and I want to start by saying I’ve watched a lot of porn, threesomes included, and I never once thought I would be placed in a situation where I could be involved in a threesome. Nor did I think I would actually participate in a threesome…I only have one more thing to say before I start. I don’t regret a thing. :)

I’m originally from New York but I decided to follow a good friend to Texas two years ago for shits and giggles. By good friend I mean my good friend/fuck buddy, and by follow I mean we ended moving into a place together with his best friend. I’m a go with the flow kind of person, I feel like I can live anywhere because I never have trouble finding a job and I’m responsible with my money~

My good friend, lets call him “Jon,” is a guy I have experienced a lot of firsts with. He is the first guy to go down on me, the first guy I went down on, he is the first guy who made me cum just from fucking and he is pretty much down for anything. (Oh yeah, first anal too!) To be honest I loved how he wasn’t afraid to try anything, it made the relationship shameless, effortless, and flexible.

[group] Road trips can be fun, especially the drive

This happened several months ago with “our” couple. We are swingers, but only with them. We get together pretty much once a month.  We took an over night road trip to hang out, dance, hit the strip club, etc.  But the real story here is the drive ….

For clarity.  I’m Liam, my wife is Emily, and our friends are Owen and Mia.  Emily is 34 DDD, very curvy, very sexy, dark brunette.  Mia is 32 C, tone, and hot as hell.

They live half the distance between us and our destination so we drove to meet them and then drove the rest of the way together.  Owen drives a large truck with plenty of room for activities.  Second row seats and such.  After meeting them we stop and pick up some Jager and fireball … we don’t really do anything slowly.  Everything is full speed and intense with the four of us.  

To start the drive I’m in the passenger front seat. Owen driving.  My wife, Emily, behind me and Mia behind Owen. We are all in a group text constantly, so we had talked about the possibility of being promiscuous on the drive, but once you are all together someone always has to make the first move.  Everyone has a few drinks except Owen since he is driving.

[M]y [f]irst Craigslist experience

I work about an hour from home, so I have a long drive to work every day in the early dark mornings. Mostly country roads with few other drivers. Many times I have jerked off while driving to keep myself awake and entertained. Usually I’ll cum in an old sock and chuck it out the window. A few times I’ve even brought my fleshlight and fucked it while driving. No better way to start the day than with a powerful orgasm!

Well, I’ve grown tired of doing the work myself, and I make decent money now, so I decided to look at other options. Specifically, I’ve been looking on Craigslist for erotic massages and the like. There’s not much to choose from out in the boonies, but they’re around. Eventually I found a promising listing from a woman servicing guys out of her home. She required a quick meet and greet at a local Mc Donald’s before giving out the exact location of her house. So after emailing her what I’m looking for, we set up a meet.

At first she was interested, then she friendzoned me. A year later, I escaped it. [MF]

So, this happened a few years back and I figured I’d post it since it’s still somewhat fresh in my mind. Names have obviously been changed and I hope y’all enjoyed.

To be honest, throughout high school I was so shy to start conversations with girls that it gave me mild anxiety problems. I had a few friends that were girls, but I guess when you don’t view them in that way they’re easy to talk to. I finally lost my virginity during this time to a good friend, but the anxiety still prevented me from talking to new women. I finally starting dating someone my senior year and I do believe that helped me become more relaxed and comfortable. After graduating high school, breaking up with who I was dating, and leaving my hometown, I finally began to tap into these uncharted waters. Since then, it’s been a blessing to be able to have this confidence. But, this story is about a certain encounter that was definitely one of my hottest experiences.

Anna’s Gift [Les] [Fsub] [Fdom] [mast] [Ff] [mind control]

It all started when Anna had insisted on taking Ellie out for drinks after work one Friday night. It’s not like Ellie knew Anna all that well, but their schedules meant that they often ended up eating lunch together, and a lunchtime talk had gotten to be a bit of a routine for them. And then one day Ellie found herself telling Anna about the breakup of her marriage, moving into a small apartment in the city, and how she was feeling a bit down about it all. Anna just listened to it all, offering sympathetic noises at the right moments and occasionally patting Ellie’s hand comfortingly. Ellie got a bit teary at one point, which made them both a bit late getting back from their break. Late that afternoon, the younger woman came up to Ellie’s desk, leaned over her computer monitor, and informed her that “You and I are going out for drinks after work tonight. You need it. I’ll meet you at the door at 5.” Then she walked off without waiting for a reply.

My first [M] : Long since though

This is a true story. I’m writing it in a story-like fashion for you guys, but it’s true, every bit of it.
I had gone to Bali with my family on a vacation, and I was enjoying my time there. I’m an Asian kid. So one day, me and my family went rafting and had a hell of a time. After rafting, we were all wet, and had to dry ourselves and change into fresh clothes.

The company running the rafting had set up a drying stall, where there would be a line of doors each containing a room the size of a changing room. One could go in, get changed, dry up, dress and wounds and come out. There were like 50 stalls, so it was just nice for each batch of rafters.

All the doors were made of wood, and were pretty old, so one had to use some muscle to get the locks to work. I was passing through, trying to find an unoccupied stall, when I found one unlocked. I pushed it open and in front of me stood an immensely beautiful, tall, slim, white woman with long black hair wearing just a soppy wet pair of shorts and a bra.