I’ve written about some shameful acts, but I’ve avoided this dude specifically. Someone asked if I had written about every consistent sexual partner of my past.
All but one…
*I am not proud of this. I even thought I’d skipping this story because it’s a little bit of weird of an introduction. Not only are y’all about to see what an ass he is, but also how anal I was about STD checks. I thought about changing the reason I kicked him out, but, fuck it, let’s get real.*
I met this fucker playing trivia. Low and behold he was a fellow lawyer and we immediately fell into a state of mutual hatred. He was arrogant, sexist, self-righteous, and annoying. He once told me he was worried about my biological clock. I wasn’t even 25.
The best part was that he was faking a southern accent. He had lived there for four years during college and magically picked up a stronger drawl then me, even though I had lived in that region all my life. I called him out on it, and he got pissed… Although magically his accent went away after that.