The worst dude I ever hooked up with [FM]

I’ve written about some shameful acts, but I’ve avoided this dude specifically. Someone asked if I had written about every consistent sexual partner of my past.

All but one…

*I am not proud of this. I even thought I’d skipping this story because it’s a little bit of weird of an introduction. Not only are y’all about to see what an ass he is, but also how anal I was about STD checks. I thought about changing the reason I kicked him out, but, fuck it, let’s get real.*

I met this fucker playing trivia. Low and behold he was a fellow lawyer and we immediately fell into a state of mutual hatred. He was arrogant, sexist, self-righteous, and annoying. He once told me he was worried about my biological clock. I wasn’t even 25.

The best part was that he was faking a southern accent. He had lived there for four years during college and magically picked up a stronger drawl then me, even though I had lived in that region all my life. I called him out on it, and he got pissed… Although magically his accent went away after that.

[M] Straight guy but had a rather gay experience

**TL;DR:** Jerked off to some porn with two other guys. We shared a fleshlight and I got sloppy thirds.

This happened last week. So I consider myself to be straight or at least mostly straight I guess. I like women, not really interested in men. However I’m open to doing stuff with men if there’s no touching, a woman is involved, etc. Also not gonna lie I can appreciate a nice cock but that’s about it lol…

One fantasy I had for a while was jerking off with other people and finally I thought fuck it, let’s try it for real. I went to my city’s subreddit and made a post about looking for girls or guys for group masturbation. As expected I got a bunch of messages from guys and none from girls, just how it is I guess.

After talking with some of the guys, I narrowed down two I thought I could do this with. Let’s give them made up names, Steve and Jim. Both were about my age, early 20s. Steve said he was straight but Jim was bi. I went over my idea, how they’d come over, we’d sit down, put on some porn, and just jerk. No touching and leave when you’re finished. They agreed so then I was just waiting for them to arrive.

Success [M]eeting a Redditor for an intense night of [F]un

Like most people on this sub, I spend what is probably too much time flicking through Reddit, in both the SFW and NSFW areas. I recently found a post from a mid 20s girl looking to meet new people in our city. She only had a couple of photos on her profile, but it was enough for me to know I was interested. The post was a few weeks old, but I decided to get in touch anyway.

I sent her a message asking what exactly she was after and we had a bit of back and forward confirming we were both after something fun and casual. She hadn’t had any luck with the post so far, since most of the guys would bail at the last minute or wouldn’t agree to meeting up somewhere public first. The city we are in isn’t huge, so sent a safe for work face pics first, just to be sure we didn’t know each other. We then exchanged a few more pics with less and less clothes on each time around (Pro tip for the lads here – don’t go straight for the close up dick pic!).

I got double penetrated for the first time. [FM]

I went out of town to visit some college friends and I got to see the guy I got dickmatized by my senior year. Like when I tell you this man wrecked my life after we had sex the first time. I started acting crazy and shit and I couldn’t come back to my senses until after I went home for a bit. It was funny because he almost got mad at me because I came over so late that he thought I wasn’t coming.

Double Double Tentacle Trouble (F21/other, Non-human, Tentacles, Oral, Anal, DP)

A raven cawed in the night as Amy dropped the last ingredient into the pot. Being a witch in college meant making do with limited space. Who said a cauldron couldn’t be a pot on a hot plate? Being a senior with her own dorm room meant at least she didn’t have to try and hide her spells from a roommate.

Her long pink and purple hair was tied back in a ponytail and instead of robes she wore a white lab coat, left hanging open over her naked body. Beakers and tubes that once held ingredients lined her limited counter space, being a chemistry student had its perks. The only part of the spell casting that was traditional was the heavy leather spell book propped open on a stand. Amy lazily stirred the pot as she checked over the page open in front of her.

“Brew a lover for one night.” She chuckled at the title, but boy did she need it. Balancing studying academics and witchcraft left her schedule lacking in time for going out. Still, she was young and had needs. As the smoke changed from a pale green to a soft lilac, she stopped stirring and turned off the heat. “Perfect, as usual.” She thought to herself, “Now we wait.”

Masturbation Club.

Part 01

I was feeling out of sorts. Moving to this new city had been good for my husband’s career, but for me, it left all of my friends behind. I did not make friends easily, being something of an introvert, so it was a lonely life I was leading.

I was just about to go shopping when the was a knock on the door. I opened it, and a woman, who looked to be in her early 40s, was standing on the stoop, smiling.

“Hi, I’m Beth Fowler, my husband and I just moved in next door, and I thought it would be nice to meet our neighbors.”

“Nice to meet you, I’m Susan Watson,” I replied.

I invited her in, I guess shopping could wait. At the kitchen table, I poured out some coffee, and we got to know each other. Beth was 40, the same age as me, with no kids, her husband had to work long hours at the company he owned, and being that they were well off, Beth didn’t need to work.

An erotic night with my husband

*true incident*

My husband (21M) and I(20F) stay together. But things were going wrong between us since a couple of months due to some misunderstanding although we finally resolved the issue i still felt something missing so i decided to spark things up again.

[MF] After 10 years I finally made my GF love anal

I’ve been suggesting and teasing anal every once in a while for 10+ years as it’s my biggest kink. She’s always been willing to give it a try but got uncomfortable even with me gently pushing a finger in her beautiful tiny asshole.

Well, a while ago something clicked. She was really turned on while doing doggystyle so I asked again to gently finger her ass at the same time. This time she immediately started screaming like an animal (not from pain!) and wanted me to keep going. Her hole really surrendered as I pushed my thumb all the way in without any resistance. To this day she finds it the biggest orgasms she has ever had. After that my thumb has been in her ass every time we have sex.

Yesterday she was really turned on, so I just took my thumb out and said I’ll properly fuck your ass now. I really struggled to get the tip in but as I finally made it she instantly started moaning like an animal once again. The feeling was unreal. I started to push in and asked if it’s hurting, but she wanted me to go deeper. Turns out there was no problem going balls deep in her ass which surprised me as I was sure my 20cm would take some time getting used to.

Look at me [M4F]

It was a cozy day,
I knock at your door
knowing your finance won’t be home
I have missed the scent of you
I have missed the visionary pupil
I have missed the moaning, whimpering of you
The moment you open the door
My body rushed into your house
Slammed the door back
Pushing you to the wall with my hands
Caress your neck, and my lips smooch against yours.
Getting intoxicated by your fragrance
Not getting enough of your taste
Kissing your harder, deeper, biting the soft sweet lips
Low growls and moaning as my hands lift up your right leg
A firm grab on your thighs while I slide my tongue in your mouth
Gentle at first, swirling inside to savour your cavernous flavour of you
Leaning forward to make you feel my member against your apex
I take my mouth from yours
Let the drooling drop on ourselves from the kiss
I grab both your hands and holding it together
Shutting it above your head
Making your vulnerable
Wanting you to claim as mine
I look into your eyes naked
Letting my eyes says “you slut can’t go a day without daddy’s cock”
I didn’t say a word yet
I press my manhood between your legs
Without exchanging the words, with your hands being held by me.
I take my other hands between your legs
I slide inside your pants and panty
Teasing you so much with my fingers
Running around your pelvic muscles
I nibble your ears and suck your neck
marking you as mine with love bites
the itching heat of my bites still felt by you
my finger play with your clit
I watch your legs shutter closer with my hands between them
My hands make your head straight and let go of your hands
“Look at me, dirty slut”

[FF] my friends [F] make me [F] eat them when they in the mood

I’m in a sorority, and there’s some type of hierarchy in the sorority.. where the hot girls and popular girls are the ones in command and the ones respected the most and the ones that kinda control others..

And because of my looks I’m kinda at the bottom of the hierarchy… I’m not attractive and like I’m not one of the girls that guys care about so I’m like just an extra in the sorority that gets ordered around and get to do alot of the work .. and like frat boys usually don’t care about me other than drunk quickies where I kinda hope the guy actually liked me but he just want to cum and didn’t find a better girl so just bent me over , did me quickly then left..