I had some amazing sex today. I’m bi, but lean more straight. But I occasionally get this insane craving for a big dick in my ass. I don’t have any regular male partners, so I have to resort to Craigslist or Tinder to get myself stuffed.
I’ve been in one of these moments of intense dick craving, so I posted an ad on CL. I got one interesting response from an extremely attractive gentleman with a cock that is big enough to have made me nervous. So we go back and forth a bit, then set up a time to meet. I get there a few minutes early so I park around the corner and Internet for a few minutes. Out of nowhere, I feel a bubble in my belly so I try to let it squeak out. I gambled and lost (never rust a fart). A little bit of goo came out. I felt it immediately. By some stroke of luck, I had some napkins in my car. So here I am, parked in a nice, residential neighborhood on Chicago’s north side, frantically undoing my pants and putting napkins down the back to eliminate all traces of evidence. I decide quickly that I’ll go to the bathroom, find a wash cloth, and freshen up.
Everything feels okay so I walk to M’s place. He answers the door and is fucking gorgeous. More attractive than the photos he sent me. And he’s humble. And intelligent. And an absolutely incredible listener.
We introduce ourselves and shake hands. He invites me in. I ask to use the bathroom. He directs me there. This considerate motherfucker has a box of baby wipes just sitting on his toilet. So I sit down and get everything else out. I wipe. I clean up with the baby wipes. I check my underwear and there is nothing on them! Holy shit, this is amazing!
So I exit the bathroom, walk with him into the bedroom, then lay down and pull him on top of me. He starts kissing my neck. It is fucking amazing. He’s confident and dominant. It gets better. Clothes come off.
I start sucking his dick. This is the first time in my life that I enjoy sucking a dick that isn’t strapped onto a woman. It’s huge. He pushes it down my throat. I gag. He does it again. I gag again. I’m loving every filthy second of this – moaning, squirming as he fingers my asshole, sucking his dick and his balls. It’s all fucking wonderful.
He pulls back, adjusts my position, puts on a condom, and lubes up that fucking hog. I tell him to go slow at first. He just pushes the head in. I’m sure I moan like a whore at this point. He starts with tiny little thrusts that border on pleasure and pain (I like that border. A lot.). I ask for more lube. He obliges and pushes deeper, stretching my poor, tight little asshole out even further. At this point, I’ve got maybe half of this 8 inch cock in my ass (it’s thicker than my wrist, too, so I’m particularly impressed with myself). He keeps going with the small thrusts. Then they get bigger. And faster. And now I’m in full on ecstasy – moaning, grabbing at sheets, praying that my asshole is strong enough or supple enough to take this whole dick. I want the dick, the whole dick, and nothing but the dick! I’m still on my back when he pushes in further. I yelp a little. He tells me to lay on my side. So I do. He’s not getting nearly as deep as I want him to be. It feels like he’s just tipping me. So I suggest that I lay on my belly. He pulls out in the position switch and I can feel my asshole starting to gape already.
He gets on top of me and slides in. All. The. Way. It hurts so good. I have this monster cock in my ass and all I want is for him to fuck the ever-loving shit out of me! And did he ever! He starts thrusting his entire length in and out of me slowly. When he gets all the way in, he puts an extra bit of pressure down. Again, it hurts so good. He starts pounding me. Hard. And fast. It is incredible. He slows down. He speeds up. It’s like he is reading my mind. I’m having orgasm after orgasm after orgasm. I may have ejaculated. I may not have. Either way it doesn’t matter because I’m having the most pleasurable butt sex I’ve ever received. I’m somewhere between orgasm one and orgasm 1053 when I feel. A little gurgle in my belly, making its way south. I knew what it was. I tried to hold it in, but he went from slow and gentle to literally fucking my brains out. I let it slip out. More shit-goo. He’s pounding away and I know what’s happening and I don’t give a flying fuck because I’m having the time of my life. He finally slows down and tells me that is getting a little messy back there.
This fucking guy handles this shit like a champ. He just gets up, goes to the bathroom, cleans himself up, then comes back with the baby wipes! I clean the santorum off of my legs/ass, we put a towel under me, he puts on another condom and keeps going. I’m in awe of the facts that this dude hasn’t come, yet, and that his dick is still hard. So I go with it. He keeps going hard and fast, then slow and gentle. I’m finally on all-fours and this beautiful bastard is fuck-pounding me! As hard as he can. And I’m taking every last but of that beautiful dick that, an hour earlier, I was certain would rip me squarely in half. Seriously, though, he fucked me for at least an hour, probably more. It got to the point that I told him that I needed a break. He asked if I could handle five more minutes so he could come. So I told him I could. I laid down flat on my belly and arched my back really deep so he could slide in all the way. Then I squeezed my asshole as tight as I could (which, at this point, wasn’t very tight at all due to the anal destruction that I had been and was experiencing) and I squeezed my ass cheeks together as hard as I could. He goes into fast and hard mode and comes.
He pulls out. I get up to go to the bathroom and have some trouble walking. I felt like I was drunk. Upon speaking, I learned that I had been fucked stupid. Coherent sentences were not an option. So anyway, I go clean up and head back to the bedroom to get dressed. We chat. I want to do it again soon. He agrees. Keep your fingers crossed.
Now that I’ve been home relaxing for a couple hours, I can still feel my asshole throbbing as if I’m still getting fucked. Also, I’m stretched out. A lot. So I made myself a makeshift maxi pad out of toilet paper and stuck it between my butt cheeks and held it in place with some tight underwear to catch any leaks in the night.
Anyway, I hope you all get fucked as good as I got fucked!