Picture a lovely, young woman, standing in a living room with her pants in one hand and her phone in another, yelling, “You are so fucking insensitive! You dick!” before going on some psychotic meltdown…
It all began during the summer of 2009 and my dumbass self wound up with some slackers I knew in high school who managed to pool together and get a 3 bedroom apartment which housed 5 other guys ages 18 to 21 (Bryan, Kris, Ricky, John and Alex). The apartment itself was decent, but it was sardine canned into a massive complex with sketchy neighbors, and only a few blocks from a mass transit center so often people who didn’t live here would wander around onto the complex.
Now three of them (Bryan, Kris, and John) had a shitty garage band and tried to use this to score gullible chicks. Alex was essentially the guy on the couch who’d disappear and reappear in the apartment in time to pay his rent. Another roommate named Ricky was a virgin in every sense of the word. He was sheltered until we agreed to move him into our apartment. Ricky was the 21 year old in our group but the guy spent his time playing videogames, watching anime and obsessing over samurai swords while wearing his trench coats.