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THIS IS A TRUE STORY [MF] [ORAL] [ANAL]
I was probably 5 or 6 years older than most of the guys in the limo, guys I’d worked with for a couple years at a big TV store. I’m a bit of an odd duck but they knew I liked to have a good time so they invited me to their bachelor party. I figured I may want to cut out at one point because they might go to some places with a lot of young folks that I just want interested in so I drove down and met them at the strip club and we took the limo from their.
I’ve always wanted to tell someone about my first time but no one around me knows I’m Bi so I’ve chosen you guys to hear about it (feel honored). Also, it was border line dangerous so I thought it would be an interesting read. The first time I gave head was two years ago, I was 22 in my final year of college. Everything in this story is the truth, God shall smite me and my family if any of it is fabricated. I tend to write long stories don’t hate me.
Prior to this I had fallen down the rabbit hole of bi-curiosity and was constantly masturbating to blowjob videos on spankbang (my favorite porn website). I did not like men but the submissive nature of giving head was so arousing that I couldn’t help constantly fantasize about cock. Two months later I built up the courage and started posting ads on craigslist. I was just chatting with guys but never built up the courage to go all in (a lot of disappointed guys in the world :p ). Also, because I was attracted to the submissive nature of the act my ads were a little extreme, especially for someone who had never sucked a cock. They read something like: Submissive Boy Looking for an Alpha to Worship. Yeah I know cringe worthy. As you guys can assume, this attracted a lot of freaks on craigslist. Still I was oblivious from all the hormonal arousal going through my body and didn’t think anything of it. As time goes on I get tired of just chatting and fantasizing and now adamantly declare that I will suck some dick! In hindsight I should of changed the ads to something more mellow but alas I am a wild spirit who will have a cock in his mouth!
First off, English isn’t my first language so if any sentencing or phrasing is weird please point it out so I can improve the story and my writing skills.
As is tradition let’s start with a little backstory about me. I’m a 22 years old guy named David, 5’11 and around 160 lbs. My whole life I’ve been mostly straight: For a dare I once kissed with a guy, occasionally use a small vibrator on my ass and I sometimes masturbate to gay- and trans porn. For the last half year I’ve been going to the gym about 3 / 4 days a week. The results have come nice as I’ve lost my prosperity belly and gained some nice muscle in my arms and back leading to some compliments from my surroundings. The gym is coincidentally where this story begins.
There’s this guy that goes to the gym at around the same days and time as me. He’s about 6’3 and probably close to a lean 200 lbs. his lifts are as impressive as his physique an because of his blonde hair I’d affectionally nicknamed him Thor. Thor and I never really interacted during our workouts beside the usual head nods and asking how many sets we’ve got left.
I wanted to do something crazy but I didn’t have the time or energy to prepare for /u/Rahnethelezslut’s challenge yet. But my Gloryhole Swallow membership expired and I don’t have the money to renew it yet, and so I did something out of my comfort zone.
I googled adult theatre places in my town and found one. I didn’t think there would be many people there and I was right, but I went on a Saturday night which probably helped.
I went in wearing a hood up and a mask on my face just so I wouldn’t be recognized on the off chance someone knew me, but I painted my nails so the guys would know I was a real girl when I put my fingers through the hole.
I was in there for a little while before anyone showed up! I got naked except for a pair of shorts (I know what must be on every surface in there, I’m not sitting on anything naked) and waited while I played with myself for someone to come.
Our eyes meet from across the coffee shop. I just walk in and see the most gorgeous woman I’ve seen in a long time. Long beautiful brown hair. Incredible green eyes. Wearing a pencil skirt and a fashion-forward blouse: form-fitting and low cut.
She is hot. And she knows it.
She just sat down with a friend? Colleague? Sister?
I sense an instant connection.
Wearing my jeans and my blazer, I order a London Fog and sit near to try and her hear her conversation. I hear her talking a bit louder. “Does she want me to hear her? Did she notice me?” I think.
“So he started massaging my shoulders!” she says.
“What? No!” says the colleague.
“He did! Honestly! You know how brain injury disinhibits people. Well, he decided to go to town. I mean, it started out feeling fine, but then it got really awkward because he just wouldn’t stop. No matter what I said,” she said in between laughs.
I smirked. I couldn’t help it. She knew that I was listening.
It started how it always started. It was late. I was stoned. You get the picture. I remember it was a Thursday night. Why I remember that I don’t recall. The doorbell rang. I likely did a little jig as I buzzed her in. I ran to the bathroom, perfumed my various damp bits, chugged some mouthwash – I was high enough that it felt like the fucking Olympics. I’m pretty sure there was a dramatic soundtrack in my mind. More likely it was the TV. Whatever.
So I opened the door and there she was. With some random fucking guy. “What the fuck?” is what I wanted to say but instead I invited them in. His name was Tom or Jerry or something. He was in one if her classes and they d been drinking with friends. “Is it cool if he hangs around while he waits for his ride?” Grace asked. His ride. Not theirs. She was staying, so my rage faded to mild annoyance.
Follow up threesome to my threesome with Maddy and Bri.
So, this picks up exactly where the last one left off. I guess one of them got cold in the middle of the night because we woke up with a blanket covering the three of us. It’s about 11am. The sun is peeking through her sliding glass door right in my face. Remember, we’re in the living room. I drug a mattress from the spare room so we had plenty of space. The room looks like sex dungeon. Lube on the table. A vibrator on the sofa. Towels and baby wipes all over the ground. Maddy must’ve taken her butt plug out sometime after we all passed out.
She looked gorgeous sleeping. The sun was hitting her her naked back with a little of her ass exposed. Bri was really really drunk. I don’t even think she fell asleep. She passed out. Her plug was still in. She was laying flat on her back, dark hair covering her shoulder. Perky pink nipples standing erect. I got up quietly to go do my morning routine; brush, quick shower, reevaluate the last 15 hours, contemplate the details, etc. etc.
Gina had been craving a good fucking for years. She’d been in one long relationship after another and had finally recently found herself single. A couple weeks ago she’d hooked up with a real stud. A beautiful muscular Hispanic guy with a big cock who could fuck better than a porn star. Gina’s favorite was when he was insatiably fucking her off the bed.
The first time he fucked her, he told her he couldn’t help himself after she’d been riding reverse cowgirl and he asked if he could fuck her ass. She was eager to feel him fill up her ass. She said yes and guided him to her back door, already lubed from the evening’s previous frolicking.
Intentionally still in reverse cowgirl so he could watch, she cautiously lower herself onto his well above average member. Waves of pain and pleasure rippled through her as her quivering asshole began to relax. He put the tip in and she moaned, wanting more. She took it slow but she kept hitting that point where her body said, “whoa lady take it easy”. So, she’d take it out and put it back in to stretch out a millimeter more. After a few minutes of this, Gina’s lover couldn’t wait anymore and, before she knew, it Gina was flipped onto her belly and straddled from behind. He spit on his cock and spread her cheeks to spit on her sensitive asshole before beginning his long decent into her. Gina couldn’t help but squirm and push down further with his every stroke while periodically moaning into the pillow.
My best friend John and I grew up together. We were best friends since about the age of three or four. Our dad’s are best friends, our families went on vacation together often. If our parents went out of town my sister and I would stay with his family and he and his sisters with us if his parents travelled.
John had two older sisters, Beth that is six years older than me and Christine who is five years older than me. Both girls are pretty, and smart and kind but Christine was a goddess. She was one of the most popular girls in school and was a cheerleader, and played volleyball and ran track all through junior high and high school.
The girls used to babysit for us if our parents went out. I always preferred Christine to Beth. There was something special about her. As I got older and into girls, I figured out what it was. She basically became my favorite masturbation fantasy. Christine is about six inches shorter than me, I’m six feet tall, has dirty blonde/light brown hair, big brown eyes, full pouty lips, perfect little breasts, and a beautiful full round firm ass.
I am the female half of what has been described as a “genetically blessed” couple. Although my husband and I used to post photos/ads when swinging and before kids, but we had an issue with stalkers so we stopped. Having said that, we no longer share photos with anyone – so please do not ask! To provide context to our genetic blessings: I am a Southern GA girl and hubs is from TN. We both met after college at a club in Atlanta. We are both in our early 50s. Although I am white, I have more latin qualities. Unlike those in my family, I have very dark skin and jet black hair. I am about 5’2” and weigh around 130lbs. I have an extremely small waist with a HUGE booty. To top that off, I have quite possibly the largest breasts around.