So yesterday I told the very short version in a comment to an r/askreddit post: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3p862c/reddit_whats_the_worst_thing_youve_accidentally/
As I got such a good response, my fiance suggested I tell the whole story as well as what has happened in the past month. She is right here next to me as I type this out, so if you have questions for either of us, we are more than happy to answer if we can! For the sake of our privacy, I will use fake names but those will be the only forged parts of the story.