So the hurricane hit. My boyfriend, his best friend, and myself decided to hunker down for the storm.
As any usual storm prep, we had survival supplies, food, water and whatnot. Above all we had plenty of booze and pot.
The first night we all hung out downstairs, and piled all the pillows/blankets in the living room.
We had been drinking wine and smoking for hours. We had power for a long time, and just kinda partied while watching Netflix laying in the living room on the pillow fort.
By the time power went out, we were trashed. It didn’t help we were playing drinking games, and not paying attention to the storm like idiots.
So when the power went, we started scrambling in the dark to get all the battery powered devices together.
My boyfriend embarrassed me completely by grabbing my battery vibrating suction dildo.
Our friend knew I was embarrassed, but they kept giving me a hard time.
His friend then started to joke about me being super conservative, and really “vanilla”.