[MF] Craigslist Casual Encounter (muff dive) Success Story

I guess I have to start with the obligatory long time lurker first time poster bit. But I finally have something to write about. I hope you like.

So about two weeks ago I decided to browse the “casual encounters” section of Craigslist in the Northern Virginia area and I came across an ad for a woman needing to orgasm via oral. Now about 99.9% of craigslist being either fake or prostitution, I replied and figured I’d either get a spam email or one asking for a “donation”.

About 15 minutes later I got an email back asking where I was located. I told her where I lived on and she replied that she lived nearby. I asked if she wanted to meet and she sent me an address, time, phone number, and picture of her. All of this within a span of about 1/2hr. We were all set up to meet in little over an hour.

Now, those of you who also browse craigslist know that this NEVER happens. So I had some reservations about it.

coworker lets me blow him while on the phone to his wife [MF]

I’m a junior doctor in a relatively small city and have had some bad luck in my love life. This year, knowing I would be starting a new job in a big university hospital, I was excited to meet lots of new people and hopefully widen my horizons and start dating some new people. I got my first posting and saw that I would be working with a guy called Harry and was frivolously hopeful that this would be the beginnings of a new love story.

Alas, no. When I met Harry on my first day, he was tall and handsome, but married with a daughter. Nonetheless, we got on very well and he was a pleasure to work with. We worked VERY closely together, as in basically just the two of us going around together, and we relied on each other a lot emotionally. We were also placed on call together, so there were times where we were spending 12 hours a day together non stop for two whole weeks. This could have been a nightmare situation, but we had become such good friends that it was easy and we rarely argued.

Impromptu Wi [f]e Swap: The Other Pairing

—-This story was written by my wife detailing her portion of these events. If you’d like to read the other side of things and get some more setup to the events you can read my take on the weekend by searching for “Impromtu Wife Swap: A Lake Trip Gone Awry” (sorry, I don’t know how to link it). She wanted me to inform everyone that she’s never written anything like this so she apologises if it sucks, but I think she did a great job! Enjoy!

I’m not a big football fan, never really have been, but I’ve watched almost every game for the past few years because I enjoy the time I get to spend with my husband Chris and our two friends Dan and Sarah. Over the years Sarah has become my closest friend after most of my other friends from college moved away after graduation. Sarah is far more into the football than I am but if her team isn’t playing she and I often talk about other things while the boys get their sports fix.

[Mf][memoir][underage][mast][oral] The Renter #1

This is the story about how I found myself renting the extra bedroom at my ex-step-grandmother, Nana’s house in rural Iowa.

Nana was with with my Pepaw for 20 years. Their house was the destination for all my family in Iowa. My half-sister, Summer, and I would often stay there for sleepovers. The house was a safe haven from our religious nut parents, my dad was really hard on Summer, and Nana had lax rules.

One day our mom dropped a bomb on us, Nana and Pepaw were getting divorced. Summer and I burst into tears immediately. When we finally calmed down my mom explained in the simplest way that they had a falling out over some long lost relative, and Nana made a choice.

Immediately Summer and I went over to Nana’s house. It was a beautiful Victorian on top of a hill in northern Iowa, surrounded by beautiful pink blossoming trees. We had driven up her long driveway so many times, we took it for granted that that night would be our last to see it.

A special night [MF][toys][anal][oral]

I wrote this one years ago but I am trying to get back into writing a bit again.

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You know tonight is going to be a special night. I have told you to set aside the evening but have given you no details other than to come over to my house at 6pm. When you arrive I invite you in and we start kissing and making out. You’re excited and turned on by me, as always, but at the same time, you’re a little disappointed thinking that tonight was going to be a little more than the usual light foreplay leading to sex. I sense this as I start leading you upstairs to the shower, leaving articles of clothing along the way from both of us. We get into the shower together and as the warm water falls over us you can feel me start to grind against you. At this point you’re just feeling a strong need for me inside of you forgetting any of the disappointment. Leaning in, I nibble your neck then whisper, “wash up I need to finish preparing for the evening, come out once you finish.” I then slip out of the shower drying off and heading into the bed room.

Pills Pt. 2 [MF][oral]

This one is a little shorter than before and get’s straight into it.
Let me know if you like the direction.
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Pills Pt. 2
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Ashley and I were laying in bed, her back to my chest. Her hand clutched mine as I caressed her breast. They had grown to a deliciously perfect size, filling my grip as her permanently hard nipples pressed against my palm. She had been much smaller before and I couldn’t help but study them, just as she had studied my new dick in the bathroom. They squeezed together to form a deep cleavage and were a bit firm, not quite natural, as if her breast tissue had taken on a springy silicon texture.

“That feels good, Jack.” Ash said with a content sigh. “My titties are so sensitive now.”

Her legs squirmed slowly as we laid there, her ass pressed against my shaft. It had only been twenty minutes since she drained me on the bathroom floor, but my body was slowly filling with need. My dick was closing the gap between us, nestling itself between Ash’s pillowy cheeks.

My (31,F) ethical non-monogamy night with a married (29) man.

Man, yesterday was a rollercoaster, but it ended on a fairly high note. Mr. Tiger Blood hit me up months ago on an app I have since been IP banned from. You’ll regret that, Meet Me! I was a legend! I had fans! PEOPLE LOVED ME. All hail glorious leader! (I’m mostly bummed about it because that app provided me with the absolute best material for my Snap Shot series.) Anyway, Charlie Sheen decided to chat at me and was interested in seeing me sexually. He’s read my blog a bit. Hooray, that’s a good sign. His profile mentioned he had a significant other, when I asked about it he said he was married, they’re open, she knows all about and supports him getting strange. Their arraignment is it’s just sex, he comes home to her; they don’t date other people. I am skeptical, to say the least. My ex-husband used to love to tell women we were in an open marriage… I guess I was just the last one to find out. I tell him I’m hesitant to engage with someone who has a spouse, even under those terms. I get this claim frequently from potential partners. My usual go-to is to request I hear it from the spouse/ girlfriend/ fiancé that I have the go ahead to fuck her man. Right around that time is when the dude falls off the face of the planet and goes radio silent. Not so open now, are ya cunt? Another one bites the dust. I don’t bother making this request if the person I’m talking to doesn’t readily come out and say they’re in a relationship; if I have to ask, you’re probably just a dirt bag.

The Argument [MF] [bd] [oral] [fdom]

“Did you remember to pick up my coat from the dry cleaners?” my girlfriend, Annette, asked as she briskly walked into the room?

I didn’t even hear her come in as I was playing an old Counterstrike game when I should have been doing a collage assignment. I told her this morning that I would be finishing it that afternoon.

“For fuck’s sake, Cliff, you forgot, didn’t you”? she asked, looking annoyed as hell.

“Is that the time?” I asked, looking at my watch, already going into my whole ‘pretend I forgot’ routine.

“Don’t even”, she said, disappearing into the kitchen. It is going to be one of those afternoons, I thought.

I was wrong.

I was going to get up and follow her into the bedroom and try and worm my way back into her good books again, but I saw a chance to take out a bad guy on the roof of a factory. I hate campers with sniper rifles.

Impromptu Wife Swap: A Lake Trip Gone Awry

—If you want to get right to the action, skip to just after the — break

Sarah, her husband Dan, and I have been friends for 15 years dating back to high school. My wife, Lauren, became part of our regular hangouts a few years back. Every year we all watch football on Saturdays and Sunday’s together and swap who makes meals each week. So when Sarah asked if we would want to take a trip to her parent’s new lake house for the first weekend of the NFL season, we jumped at it.

As soon as work ended on Friday we all jumped in Dan’s SUV and headed towards Lake Norris in Tennessee. We all chatted about the previous week’s work, the upcoming election, and the upcoming NFL season, making sure to get our jabs in at each other’s respective teams.

Caroline’s First Ass Fuck (MF, anal)

Caroline stared at the alarm clock, it wasn’t hers but they all looked the same with their red numbers floating in blackness illuminating the side table. She watched them for what seemed like an eternity, her mouth gaping wide open and her eyes like saucers.

She wasn’t silently screaming, or horrified… she was…

Amazed.

His dick felt so good… too good…

She was no prude when it came to sex, not a terrible lay, not unpretty but more average than sexy. She was terrible at hand jobs like most girls, was okay at blowjobs (she seemed to get the job done but had never really explored it) she hated when a guy would go down on her so she didn’t feel much affinity for oral sex tricks. She never felt clean enough, or was self-conscious about what to do with herself while he was between her thighs. She liked sex, but could only cum with her fingers on her clit. Still she always thought of herself as being open, a free spirit when it came to sex…

My god… he’s just letting it sit there… ugh…