There’s this trainer, Nikki, at my gym. She’s cold and distant and the most unfriendly person you have EVER met. But she is also drop dead gorgeous. She’s one of those crossfit girls, so she’s incredibly muscular, but not in the gross kind of way. And she’s got fantastic, large breasts, great legs, and a tight ass.
She’s gorgeous.
And my gym friend, Patrick, was fucking her. It was never serious—at least to him—and when she asked when he’d move in and if there were plans to marry, he told her he wanted something casual and that was the end of that.
But Patrick encouraged me to make a move. Thing was, I was too timid. Nikki was as unfriendly as you could imagine. That’s when Patrick had a fantastic idea.
“Listen,” he said in the locker room. “We’re not REALLY friends, you and I. We’re just gym buddies. Nikki HATES me. She feels like I wasted half a year of her life. If you want to fuck her, your in is your deep hatred of me. Just walk up to her one day and tell her you hate me — that I did something bad to you. I don’t care what it is. She thrives on hatred and anger. She’s a really bitter and mean person. But in bed, she will virtually rape you. It is rough and VERY intense. Like, aggressive. If you like that — she’s for you.”