Thursday meetings remind me of the monotonous hum of the offices Keurig. The slow whirl of the water heating right before the almost predictable flow of dark brown caffeinated water comes pouring out. A matter of life for all of five seconds only to come crashing down as k-cup after k-cup get dispensed into the trash and the majority of it’s time is left with silence. Just like my current living situation. One boyfriend after another slowly dispensed into the revolving cycle of the desperate companion pool. Days like today sitting here listening to the CFO spout off numbers and figures for the projected first quarter are about as interesting as the flavors of that machine offered. Dark Roast, inviting, strong and gives you a sense of the ability to accomplish something worth undertaking. Morning Breakfast, the warm sun licking at your skin, just enough to put you on your A game for the day. Both rather unappetizing in the current atmosphere with a monotone voice slowly rambling about how our projected outcome doesn’t look sharp due to contracts being down over the holiday season. If they would just consider the expansion of Polymer Industries advance robotics division maybe they could see the potential of hitting it big. All of which falls on deaf ears as Mike, the CFO, thinks it’s just another fly by night restructure to free up some funds for the main business. Now Brad on the other hand is a whole different cup of coffee who could possibly be pursued to see the opportunity at hand. Never met an individual quite like Brad. Supposedly, he attended a private college somewhere upstate and obtained his master’s in business. What he really did, was exert all his time an effort into chiseling his physique that even Leonardo’s Vitruvian Man would need more work. In my current state of affairs, it would be rather inappropriate to dwell to long on how his cheek bones cut sharp lines out of his face or how through his tailored shirt his forearms bulge at the seams from what must be hours spent at the gym each day. How his perfectly pleated slacks bunch up at his crotch reveling ever so slightly the outline of his…..
Tag: Oral
[FM] Lovebirds, Ep. 5: He creampies me, then eats me out
Sundays turn out to be wonderful for the sex life of u/Myhsam and me.
Today we had spent the afternoon laying side by side on the couch. He had been gaming, I had been reading and as I was nearing the end of my book, I had determined I wanted to be fucked. Now.
So I put away my book, turned so I was facing him and started to caress his shoulders, saying: “Before we start preparing dinner, I’d like to make out with you” while casually pulling down my top so my nipple slipped out. He reacted as he always does when my E cups come out to play and immediately focused all his attention on my boobs. He started to suck on my nipple (which I love) so I turned on my back and ripped on my top to free the other one. Now with both my tits exposed and him halfway on top of me, I could feel his erection poke me in the side. I pulled him down for a passionate kiss while fondling his hard dick over the pants.
Getting a Nuru massage at comiccon. [MF]
Disclaimer: If you only saw the words comiccon in the title and excitedly clicked, I am not ellesbells , I am a dude. Sorry. Also this is my first GWS post, and I do not consider myself a good writer, so this might be terrible? Who knows.
This weekend there was a convention in my capital city and since I travelled down to it I thought I would take the opportunity to try something that had always been on my list to try, an erotic massage, specifically a nuru massage. If you are unaware a nuru massage involves both you and the masseuse fully naked, covered in some very slippery substance and they rub their full body up and down you.
Skip to the first set of ****’s for the nuru massage, and the second ****’s for the sex.
I did some research online – found a website that seemed reputable enough and contacted them for a booking. After I had showered, cleaned up and killed a little time, she arrived. Through the shitty fisheye door peephole I thought that I was pleasantly surprised with what I saw. But I was not prepared at all for what was standing in my room once I opened the door. She was an absolutely stunning ~mid/late 20’s petite Japanese woman with a beautiful face, long black hair, bright red lipstick (a plus for me), and even with her body hidden underneath a long coat I knew I would be happy.
[MF] Wife becomes a suck slut – Her First Blowjob
We’d been together a year or so, neither of us performing oral before we’d gotten together. I loved eating her pussy, but hadn’t quite gotten her to come yet, though she managed to come when she rode me. And she was great with her mouth; the way she flicked her tongue around the tip of my dick, licked my shaft up and down, and the way closed her mouth around my cock, trying not to choke on it.
She hadn’t made me come yet from a blowjob, but it was only because she’d still been learning how to use one hand on the balls and the other to give a handjob while she sucked. It felt good whenever she did it though, so I didn’t mind.
One morning I woke up pretty groggy, as we’d gotten drunk with friends in our apartment, the two of them asleep in the living room.
It took me a few seconds to feel her tits on my balls, her tongue gently licking just under the tip of my cock. I ran a hand through her hair to let her know I was awake.
Not so great threesome [MFM] with my wife and a friend
This was some time back, our third threesome.
My wife Casey and I had been talking about another threesome, and were pretty open towards male or female. Or first couple were pretty fun, and with other men. Casey isn’t into women, but was open to a female joining us if it felt right.
Here’s the first place it went wrong. We sort of invited a mutual friend to join us. Not that she was where it went wrong, more the situation. And the lack of communication. We were all pretty intoxicated. We’d been at a few local bars, getting closer to home each time. She had recently become single, after a couple years in a dead bedroom relationship. She came to visit Casey and I (mostly Casey: they’d been friends 20 years).
Mix alcohol, emotions, a free weekend, and what could go wrong?
Third bar, pretty drunk, Erin (we’ll use that name) said she had been feeling really alone, and was so happy to be visiting for the weekend, explaining in detail how many nights she’d spent alone in the past couple years, and how much she’d missed us. Casey kept hugging her, the bartender hugged her, I hugged her, some really hot random girl hugged her… I liked this bar.
A Female Redditor Came to Challenge my 8 inch Cock [MF] (raobj x-post)
Around a week ago I put up a post on random acts of blowjob for women looking for a challenge https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfBlowJob/comments/9q0nv6/m4f_toronto_looking_for_an_actual_challenge/
Basically, I’m hung and tough to make cum from a blowjob overall, and wanted to see what local lady redditors had to offer.
I received a message from a local redditor that night. She was nearby, sex positive,and very confident in her oral skills. She asked me how long it usually takes me to cum with someone skilled, and after I said it was 20 minutes, she declared she could do it in 15. I liked her style, and thought it would be fun to make a little deal:
If she made me cum in 15 minutes, she got the the badge of honour of having done so (I offered for more, but she said she would simply be happy with milking the cum out of me).
If she couldn’t, however, I got the right to do whatever I liked with her that was non penetrative (and somewhat reasonable; we agreed on a safe word).
[MF] A game of strip pool with a girl from Instagram
Setting the scene, I was one of those people who bulk followed hot girls on Instagram, and basically posted stupid puns all the time. There was one girl I had followed for years but never spoken to, so when I was dumped by a prick of an ex I thought stuff it I’ll find her Facebook and start a conversation (this was kinda before Instagram messaging was a thing).
The girl, was in early 20s. Had grown up slightly on the bigger side and was now a gym junkie, so she was very fit, about 5’8, brunette and probably B cup. In terms of a celebrity she looked like I’d would say a mix of young Kristen wiig and Marisa Tomei.
After about a day or so or chatting it got quite flirty and I suggested we hang out and watch family guy. She suggested we build a blanket fort. It was about 8pm on a Sunday when she said we should do it that night. She lives about an hour from me on the other side of town so she was probably bluffing, but I was working casually at the time so I thought stuff it, and got in the car.
The Neighborhood: Part 8 [MF][Mdom][Oral][Mast][ENF][Exh][Sex][Facial][MC][SciFi]
**Note:** Thank you all for the positive comments. This is a longer work, so the buildup is longer as well. Appreciate your patience.
**Chapter 13: Testing the System**
Back in his office, Colin went into to the database and looked up his wife. When he couldn’t find her at first, he realized, confirming his suspicions, that she’d already been enrolled. He had to backtrack to the date of their arrival. Sure enough, he managed to find a numbered ID that matched her general description, and when he unlocked it for viewing, he saw the picture of his wife he’d submitted after he’d accepted the job offer—something he thought was odd at the time. They didn’t have all the data on her yet, since she hadn’t been through a Fenris physical, but he saw that her bracelet was active. Her uptake ratio was eight successes to three hundred and six failures, well below average, but then he hadn’t been trying at all. He looked up Janelle next and saw that she was part of the excluded group, and most of her data was redacted. The same proved true when he looked up himself.
[MF] My catholic girlfriend made me cum on her before church
Freshman year of college I dated a girl who came from a religious family. We both were still not ready for penis-in-vagina sex, but were willing to lie to ourselves that pretty much everything else we could think up was okay. I definitely developed a number of kinks from my time with her.
Heidi and I would spend the night at each others houses often, and it usually ended with either a lot of sexual tension or her begging me to slide my cock between her thighs while she touched herself. She was withholding in most ways; she wouldn’t give me oral, she didn’t want me to finish when her hands were on my cock, and, most extremely, she eventually told me to stop masturbating and would often not let me cum when we were together.
EX-SEX PT. 1 (MF) [oral] [swallow] [facial] [pee]
Nine months removed from a toxic relationship, I was in bed with a woman I’d just met on Tinder. I had been fucking her from behind when she asked me to cum on her face. I yanked the condom off, threw it across the room and, while she was still on her hands and knees, I crawled forward and painted her face with a massive load. She moaned with delight as my sperm splashed onto her skin. She flipped over and played with her pussy while I collapsed into the bed next to her. Cum was still dripping off of her chin and running down her breasts when she asked about my ex.
For context, my Tinder profile said “recently single, only looking for casual fun.”
As I told her about my ex, she ran her fingers through my cum and licked it up.
“Okay,” she said. “But how was the sex?”