Blessed are the Bad Girls (true story, x-post from r/sluttyconfessions)

Volumes have been written about the relative anonymity of the internet, for both good and bad.

One thing’s for sure: A lot of people out there have a lot of hidden kinks, fantasies and stories they can share online but wouldn’t dare tell the people they know in realspace.

(Present company included, not to put too fine a point on it.)

Every once in a while, back when Craigslist had real personals, I’d post an ad asking people — okay, fine, women — to tell me their five dirtiest fantasies. I got a few responses from men who couldn’t read categories, but I also got a fair number of responses from the target sample group.

A lot of them had to do with bosses, friends, even fathers-in-law or brothers-in-law. Those, I couldn’t do anything about. Others had to do with going to sex clubs or being involved in a gangbang. The former, I might do but not around here. The latter, not my thing. Probably won’t ever be my thing.

But there was one response, that only had one fantasy on its list, that grabbed me from the outset. That came — I’m guessing here — in 2001, making me 48.

After a quickie at a party, it’s time really get it. (M/F, oral, handjob, creampie, slut-shaming)

You beat me back to your place from the party by only a few minutes and I can feel my heartbeat pounding as I walk up the door. My dick is bent uncomfortably in my pants as it tries to stand at full erection. I knock on the door and you almost immediately answer, a wide grin on your face as I cross the doorframe in. I pull my shirt off and drop my pants, letting my stiff girth show you what I can’t say because my mouth is too busy with yours. You lead me to the couch and push me down to sit on it.

“I fingered myself the whole way here,” you say with heavy breathes while you drop your romper and take it off. “All of your cum inside me made me even hornier,” you continue as you hold up the soaked and cum covered crotch to your outfit. “I think all of it ran out of me while I was playing in it though. The last taste I got just tasted like me.” You slide two of your fingers between your teeth and bite them softly. I reach forward and insert my two fingers into your absolutely drenched slit between your pink labia.

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[MF] First time with a married woman

Well I should say second, as the first was a one night stand with a pleasant BBW with a very nice plump stomach and curvy tits and ass I had the pleasure to cum inside and send her back to her husband.

But this is the real story.

After I got back into the groove I refreshed Whisper again and again and one night i saw a post for a sad female in a terrible marriage.

After some PG rated texts it quickly evolved into picture show after picture show until we sexted and sent naked pics. She was drooling and I was excited because of her massive tits. She claimed 34F or whatever, I could just tell that they were massive and needed to be on my face. The rest of her body was atypical after 3 kids, some curves and thickness all around. But I didn’t care, she wanted sex and I wanted off.

My best friend’s sister gave me revenge head [MF] [Oral]

I’ve posted this true story on a few other confession/erotica threads, the names have been changed for obvious reasons. This happened a few years ago.

My best friend’s sister (we’ll call her “Kathy”) gave me the best blowjob of my life. She had recently been dumped by her long-time boyfriend.

She was petite, cute, freckled, with light brown hair (ponytail in this case) and green eyes.

One night, maybe about a week after they had broken up, we were hanging out at her house with her brother, my best buddy “Joe”. She was lonely, and we thought it would be good idea for her to have some company. We were watching a movie but were talking about her situation. I managed to cheer her up and get her to laugh, which brought the mood up. Eventually Joe had to leave as he was working in town early next morning, but Kathy and I continued chatting and drinking.

My first threesome [MFM]

This is the story of my first ever threesome, I hope you like it! Sorry if it’s a bit long.

It was a hot, sticky day and I was hanging out with a couple of male friends trying to do as little as possible. I was 23, they were 22 and 24. We were watching TV that we couldn’t hear properly because of the fans and smoking a joint. I knew these guys well and we had a very banter-heavy relationship. We were always making fun of each other and that day was no different.

The weed and the heat were having an effect on all of us and the jokes started getting a little adult. One of the boys (Mark) asked what the biggest dick I had ever seen was. Bigger than yours, I replied. He asked how I knew and I said I had a sixth sense for that kind of thing. The other guy (Jordan) asked who was bigger out of the two of them. I had never seen either of them naked so I was guessing but I went with my gut and said Jordan was bigger but not by much. They laughed it off until I asked if I was right. They said they didn’t know and I pointed out that there was only one way to find out for sure.

[MF] How a nerd more than what he bargained for during the 2017 Solar Eclipse

***Sorry for any typos or grammatical errors. It”s 4 a.m. and I can’t sleep lol.***

[Aside from meeting girls](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/bdcevt/i_m_met_up_and_talk_with_people_f_from_gonewild/) from r/Gonewild, this is probably the most scandalous thing that’s happened to me on here thus far:

In college, I was single, a virgin, and much like all of you, extremely horny. Freshmen year, I unfortunately stayed up a bit too late on some nights, only to realize just how thin the dorm room walls were. Some of my girl friends would occasionally clue me into their relationships and how great their sex lives were. Hell, even random guys I hardly knew were flaunting their body counts thanks to their success on Tinder. So, as you can see, I’m in a state of sexual frustration.

Then again, I don’t really scream “one-night stand material” according to my girl friends. No, I’m apparently the “bring him home to her parents” kinda guy, which, for all intents and purposes, isn’t really what a girl is looking for in a casual relationship. Then again, I only have myself to blame just because of who I am as a person. Tragically, I can’t really enthusiastically show that I enjoy pleasing girls in a professional, collegiate environment. Maybe I’m missing something, but I digress.

Words are Very Unnecessary (true story, x-post from r/sluttyconfessions)

This is not going to be a typical post. I’ll warn you up front, there’s not much sensuality to it at all — no finger play, no gloriously messy oral sex. There’s not even any kissing.

But I have promised to confess all, and this seems as good a time as any for this one. And, I must confess as well, the more I think back on the moment, the hotter it is — in some ways — in retrospect.

It was a fall Saturday morning, October or November 2000. I know this because a friend of mine died around that time, and he died in the fall of 2000 when I was working overnights — on a Saturday morning, but not this particular Saturday morning.

The shift ran from midnight to 8 a.m., and the last few hours of that — especially on Saturdays — were deathly boring. I suppose I could have brought a book, but there was Yahoo chat just right there, and so why not?

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[MFF] My repressed Catholic girlfriend and my Ex-FWB had a 3-some

I had been dating my girlfriend for a little over two years and Chelsea was in this phase where she wanted to check off things on her bucket-list before we tied the knot. I was uncomfortable with the idea of a threesome from the start but she talked me into it eventually. Sharing my girl with another guy woke the caveman instinct within me, so inviting another guy into this was out. Chelsea was excited our first time was a female, mostly because it was actually happening over the sex of the partner. Things took a turn when choosing a lover that fit “us”. It was proving to be harder than we thought. We tried forums, fet-life, on-line ads and local college bars with little luck.

Things were looking bleak as we hit our 2-month mark of searching when Chelsea asked, “What about your ex Amy?”. Amy and I were never a couple and we didn’t date. We were FWB and agreed to end things mutually when I met Chelsea. I had mentioned that Amy was the one most open to new ideas from my past lovers and I found her contact via email (number had deleted from my phone) and it took her a while to reply. I wasn’t exactly sure how to bring up the topic of a threesome with her so we danced around the subject for a while. When I did, Amy was leery but kept talking.

Alcohol and Mentioning Another Woman Leads to Best Sex in a Long Time [MF]

I was saving this for my cake day for the shameless karma grab but figured since I haven’t written like this for a few years I’d try to get it down while it is still semi-fresh. This will likely be long and is not dripping with sex (although there was dripping involved) and realistically I should probably post in relationship advice without the sex but here goes…

I’ll preface the story with some history. I’ve (26M) been engaged for about 3 years to my fiance (25F) while being together for a total of 5 years. The first year we would have sex/make love typically 4 times a day when we were together (every second day), scaling back to 3 times a day average when we moved in together. I should mention this is oral (me giving to her mostly – she’s not very good at and doesn’t overly enjoy giving head) and vaginal sex, my partner always said she didn’t want to try anal, and when she is not horny she doesn’t give blowjobs or handjobs which sucks in the upcoming dry spells.

Going from protected to unprotected sex with FWB- [FM]

I’m a married Asian women, in my 40’s 5’2” and around 130 pounds.

I had a FWB (his name was Ron) with my husband’s blessing while he was away from work. Ron was an ex co-worker of mine that owned his own business and I would only see him when hubby was away, normally meeting him at his work during the day for a quickie. It was understood that Ron and I would use condoms, and we did…for a while.

One day while Ron was giving me oral he talked about feeling me bare. Said how much he been thinking about and was dying to try it. I shot him down as I knew hubby would not approve and he kept using condoms but in the back of my mind I had thought about it as well. He kept asking over time, but was nice and patient in his asking. He would occasionally rub his bare cock on me before putting a condom on. He took pics and clips for hubby sometimes, but started taking some just for himself where he had his bare cock just on and touching my pussy. He told me later on he used to masturbate to those pictures wondering what it would feel like to go in bare.