Custom Erotica Requests – Let Me Get You Off

Would you like a private, personalised piece of erotica you can enjoy over and over again? I have a degree in fiction writing, and years of experience writing and reading erotica of all dynamics. I’m knowledgable about numerous fetishes and kinks, and willing to learn if your tastes are outside of my own expertise.

Suggestions and strengths include: Dom/Sub scenes, fetish scenes, girlfriend experience, first time, humiliation, masturbation, JOI, and more. If your fetish isn’t based on realism, this isn’t a problem (not all of mine are). Please feel comfortable to approach me, there’s no judgement whatsoever. If I don’t think your preference is something I can write, I’ll let you know, but I am incredibly open.

The piece can be as specific as you’d like. As a lover of erotica myself, I know the difference this can make. If you’d like very specific names, outfits, locations etc. I’m happy to do this. I’ll also take note of your preferred pacing – are you a quick and rough lover, or is your preference slow and teasing, with a long build up and ultimate explosion? I’ll factor this in.

Watching porn & jerking off with my friends [MM]

I’m from a pretty small farming town & the vast majority of porn we had access to was magazines. My friends & I would share the magazines amongst ourselves – some sort of porno book club. I had a very good buddy (let’s call him Kevin) that I not only lent mags to, but we would also discuss masturbation quite regularly – different techniques, when & where we do it, that sort of thing. We had jerked off a couple of times before while looking through the mags, but little did I know that was just the beginning.

One summers day Kevin & I were over at another mates house to go swim. We were swimming for a while when the guy whose house it was got out to go do something inside, leaving the two of us behind. Now, I’m quite an introverted person so I don’t know what came over me, but I swam up behind Kevin & stuck my hands in his swimming trunks! He started to ask what I was doing, but I just told him to keep an eye out & with that I started jerking him off in the pool. The other guy came back before I could finish him off, but it was the start of several years’ worth of mutual masturbation sessions.

[F]Ladies, what’s kinkiest thing you’ve done while masturbating by yourself?

Not sure if this is the right sub for this.

Would love to hear from female redditors out there about the kinkiest, craziest, and/or funniest ways you’ve masturbated. I’m interested in what you’ve done *without* others’ involvement, no cameras, no phones, no partners — just you! It’s okay if other people were nearby but unaware of you what you were doing.

Suggested topics:

– Kinkiest/craziest single act of masturbation.

– Kinkiest/craziest things you do on a regular or semi-regular basis.

– Kinkiest/craziest thing you’d like to do but haven’t done yet.

Thanks!

[F] My neighbor found me on Facebook and harassed me for masturbating too loudly UPDATE!!

If you haven’t read the original story, read that first: https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/ayh5no/f_my_neighbor_found_me_on_facebook_and_harassed/

Update: after the previous ordeal a week ago, I was sure to be on my absolute best behavior noise-wise. Walking more quietly, listening to music or the TV at a lower volume and definitely no bed-banging masturbation sessions; I am a very considerate person, and if I believe that I am in any way possibly at fault in a situation, I will amend my actions. Having done so, I assumed I was out of the woods in dealing with issues with this lady.

Last night I am going to bed quietly as usual, the only possible noises of which were me WALKING IN THE BEDROOM AND GETTING IN BED, LOOKING AT MY TABLET OR PHONE, OR ME ROLLING OVER IN MY BED, and I RECEIVE ANOTHER FACEBOOK MESSAGE FROM THE HAG (she’s since been blocked) SAYING “YOU WAKE ME UP EVERY NIGHT. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.” (WTF?! MY ONLY PROBLEM IS YOU/I THINK YOU HAVE A PROBLEM OF INSANELY LIGHT SLEEPING) I ignore the message and go back to sleep ON THE COUCH for fear of this crazy woman.

This is my life now – Chapter 3 [STR8ish][F][FM][BodySwap]

NOTE: There’s no sex in this chapter. If that’s all you’re looking for check back at Chapter 4. First 2 chapters can be found in my post history (though a link in the comments may follow).

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This is my life now

CH 3 – Sexuality and Shopping

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It was now my third day in what used to be Jill’s body. I know three days isn’t much but I was starting to suspect this may be my body from now on. It was a little disconcerting but after checking it out in the mirror a few more times I felt like I could come to terms with it. I decided that today would be my last day alone. I would take this day to enjoy myself before trying to sort my life out tomorrow. After breakfast I knew I was going to go finger myself again. I really wanted to try putting something inside of me but I couldn’t find anything that looked quite right. I made a note to go get myself a toy once I was back out in to the world.

The things that I want [F][anal][bd][bdsm][blkmail][bst][buk][cuck][drugs][exh][Fdom][fist][Fsub][huml][mast][nc][oral][prost][reluc][voy][sm][public][freeuse]

I want to be fucked on a park bench.

I want to feel two fists inside me.

I want to be on a leash. I want the leash to clip to my clit piercing.

I want to get choked while I’m being fucked in the ass.

I want to be fucked to an emotional wreck.

I want to be made so wet it drips down my thighs walking around.

I want to feel cum drip down my thighs.

I want to be a 24/7 live-in sub.

I want to know how big of a buttplug I can take.

I want to have all 3 holes abused at the same time.

I want to feel your cum pumping down my throat.

I want to cum so hard it makes me pass out. Every day.

I want to be passed around so many guys I lose count.

I want to my ass gaped.

I want to be a sex-doll.

I want to blow you at the movies.

I want to masturbate over and over again until my body is limp.

[MF] June and July 2018, how it all ended. A paranoia about exhibitionism and voyeurism.

[Part 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/az0qoe/february_and_march_2018_when_it_all_started_a/) [Part 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/az79x4/april_and_may_2018_the_observer_is_observed_a/)

May, 2018

Not blue? Threesome? Am I being heard? Did she have her ear on her door as well? No, the stranger mentioned I was wrong about the color of her panties. How could he have listened to me?

I clean up myself with a towel, get dressed, go to the living room and light up a cigarrete and a joint in a desperate move to calm down. She leaves her room wrapped in her blanket, comes to the other couch and turns on the TV.

– Will you pass me the joint? I thought you went to bed…

– I was but couldn’t manage to sleep… I’m gonna try again… bye. I simply couldn’t get to sleep that night.

**JUNE**

As days passed by, I tried to forget that event, I just probably misheard those words afterall. Our evening program was still fun. Marijuana, TV shows, blankets, muffled moans, crossed legs masturbation, kitchen escapes and sometimes she went to her bedroom to have some extra privacy and freedom to make louder noises. That was good. One of these days after a rough session that was accompanied by a buzzing sound (had she bought a vibrator? that was news) she even left her room wrapped in a towel, made her way to the kitchen, grabbed a banana and went back to her room. Skype-style voices again. More than one voice this time.

April and May 2018, the observer is observed. A story about exhibitionism and voyeurism, maybe. [MF]

[Part 1 is here](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/az0qoe/february_and_march_2018_when_it_all_started_a/)

July, 2018. I finally pretend to wake up on the couch as I hear my brother escape a pleasure groan from the other couch. She runs to the bathroom, denim shorts unzipped and I hear a spit sound coming from there. When I check, there is semen down the sink drain.

**APRIL**

Her relationship with her boyfriend was not doing so well, she had been clearly more extrovert between friends and I thought she’d been sexier than ever. We used to watch Netflix and smoke a joint at night, but we didn’t own a smart TV so there was a PC on the floor connected to it. One of these Fridays the cable had a bad connection, which started to happen often.

– Let me check it – I prompted myself to be helpful.

– No need to, I’ll do it. Don’t look at my ass – she said playfully.

She was wearing yoga shorts. Sure I won’t look, I thought playfully. All I can see now is you in all fours with your ass pointing up to me, moving your hips side to side, in a hypnotizing way, trying to find the right spot.

[F] My neighbor found me on Facebook and harassed me for masturbating too loudly.

THE BACKSTORY: I live in an upstairs unit of a duplex alone. Below me is a close to 40 year old woman, her father, and the woman’s 2 kids. Sometimes the woman’s baby daddy comes over to watch the kids. He previously lived here with the whole motley crew, and I heard the close to 40 year old broad and him fight regularly. Her 2 year old child constantly shrieks and yells at all hours of the day, and they all cough super loudly downstairs. I can hear them do practically everything.

THE ISSUE: A little under two years ago, I was in my early 20s and living my life. I was newly single and regularly had male friends over to the house to fuck. One time, I was with a guy in the bedroom, and mid fuck session hear from below us, “YOU FUCK EVERY GUY IN THE WORLD/ON THE PLANET/IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!!” something to that effect, from the nearly 40 year old lady. Anyway, obviously me and the guy are very taken aback, but I simply explain it as my neighbors are crazy and somehow we both brush it off. The guy still hits me up to this day, lol. After that, I realize the bed makes a lot of noise, and either fuck future guys on the couch, when they’re not there, quietly, etc. I moderated my behavior to appease her realizing the thin walls in our building, and my sex life didn’t suffer.

Rainy City Night [MFM]

This is a true story, told as a narrative. I hope you enjoy! Feedback is always welcome!

**Rainy Night In the City**

Water dripped onto the elevator floor.  There was no helping it.  Both of them were soaked completely through.  All that could be done, was to head to the hotel room and change out of their wet clothes.  It was early March, the weather had been warming up, and they had decided to break the winter blues with a trip to the city for a weekend.  Neither one said it out loud, but both would be glad if it was snowing outside instead of the freezing rain that had been falling all day.  

They tried to make the most of it.  Sightseeing, walking around, a little shopping and a nice dinner.  The rain, however, was putting a damper on their plans, and souring the trip a bit.  An attempt to purchase an umbrella from a street vendor, resulted in the cheap, quickly broken umbrella in a trash can, and his wallet $20 lighter.  A bar they found gave them refuge for a bit, but after 11pm it started to become overcrowded, and they decided to head back to the hotel.  No cabs could be found, so they had to hoof it for a few blocks.