As the title explicitly states, this morning I caught my wife masturbating on the couch.
I’d just woken up, hair a mess, morning wood exploding out of my pants. My wife was no where to be seen. She must have gotten out of bed and gone to watch TV or have breakfast, I thought. I clambered out of bed, adjusted my erection, and made my way down the hall.
As I got to the lounge I heard some muffled moans and what sounded like cellphone audio coming out of the room. I stopped and listened. Listening closely I could make out that she was watching something energetic, a lot of “fuck yeah”, “fuck me!”. I could hear my wifes quiet and gentle moans as she was getting herself off. It’s quite bold of her to flick her bean on the couch, she’s been so private and awkward around masturbating for years and only recently has she taken to it.