My Teacher’s a Nudist?! [MF, exh, voy]

A breeze wafted in from the ocean, ruffling the pages of The Demon-Haunted World. I slipped a bookmark in and set it onto the warm, eburnean sands around me. Waves lazily marched towards the shore, only to crash and dissipate once they reached their goal, their rhythmic susurrus a natural lullaby. The scent of the tropical sea surrounded me with a brisk, briny, clean perfume. In the clear, cerulean waters, two young women played a game of their own devising, the object of which, so far as I could tell, was to fail to hit the ball in such a way that you made the biggest splash and the most noise possible. I sighed.

I had to admit, I was surprised that their nudity no longer even registered as something noteworthy to me. After just a few days at the Kutná Hora Resort, I no longer felt any trepidation at being nude. No longer did I fear the other guests would point and laugh. I had even stopped worrying that I was going to walk outside naked, only to realize I had made a huge mistake and this wasn’t a nudist resort after all.

[M]y dad’s best [f]riend takes my virginity and teaches me everything I know about sex (Part 1).

I was cleaning out my stuff the other day and found a diary I used from ages 9 to my 19th birthday. While reading it, just like everyone else, I had my fair share of laughs – god, I was an embarrassing kid. I would talk about my classmates like they were demons and boys my age like they were venom and cartoons like they were heaven-sent.

My first ever real crush was my dad's best friend, Mel. My diary (and my ten year old self) pretty much described Mel as the kindest, most attractive guy I'd ever met. As the years passed, of course, I really got to know Mel. Mel was twenty-two years older than me, was Mario Lopez cute, wrote for the local paper, and he met my dad when he was in his freshman year of university and dad was in his second year of writing his thesis for his master's degree. Don't ask me how they became friends – they just were.

Daughter’s bff and I

I’m Bruce, I am 36 and work as a General Building Contractor. I was married to my high-school sweetheart. We married in high school. It takes about 6 months for a divorce to finalize and today is 6 months. Marriage is hard. Our twins are in 'The city' at 1st year college. We were renting and had a beat-up old car. My wife (x-wife?) has a nice job so she didn’t ask for anything. I moved out and rented a small 2 bedroom house about 6 blocks away. I let the twins know that they could come any time no matter what. I really didn’t have much to move so the house is for the most part empty. It had been a few weeks since I moved into the house. It was about 1am and I was having vivid dreams of my now X-wife. I got up, walked to the bathroom and was about to take things in hand (you know what I mean) when I heard girls laughter from my back yard. I opened the sliding glass door and saw Xiu my daughter's best friend and Emily swimming in my pool. Xiu is a Chinese immigrant and like my daughter she is 18. Xiu is a small and petite girl. When you first see her you would think she was in high-school rather than a freshman in college. Xiu has a golden skin tone with long black hair. Emily is a mutual friend of Xiu and my daughter KC. I somehow got lost in looking at the two girls together wrapped in each others arms. Xiu: “Mr. Brown?” It was like coming out of some type of fog but finally I managed: “Hi Xiu.” Xiu relaxed a little but Emily was still petrified. Xiu has been to my old house a few times to visit my daughter KC. I'm a nudist and I sometimes forget to put clothes on. Xiu: “I didn't know someone lived here, but I am happy that it's you.” “Yea a few weeks now.” Xiu moved to get out of the pool but Emily squealed. Xiu kissed her on the cheek, gave her a reassuring smile and pried herself out of Emily's embrace. As Xiu came towards the ladder Emily moved to bury herself into the edge of the pool. Xiu rose up from the water and that's when I realized that she was nude. I heard an audible gasp and then realized it was me. Xiu was beautiful. I took a good long look at her youthful charms. From her pretty face and beautiful black hair. I let my eyes travel down to her tiny breasts. The sight of tiny cone shaped breasts, centered with tiny dark brown nipples made my breath catch in my throat. Small, high and perfect, they jut out from her small rib cage like two miniature balls topped with lovely dark brown nipples. And then my eyes traveled down to her flat and taut stomach, and her cute belly button; to her slender hips and to her most personal and intimate place. Her Venus mound was small and shaved into hairless smoothness. Somehow I managed to pull myself out of the trance. “Aren't you supposed to be away at school?” Xiu: “I still live at home and go to MLK Jr College. It was so hot today. Emily and I decided to go swimming” “At 1AM?” Xiu: “We've been swimming here for a long time. This house has not had a renter in ages.” I looked at her and she had this coy little smile on her cute face. I could see she was no longer looking at my face. I looked downward to see my erect phallus pointing straight at her dancing up and down with the beating of my heart. Xiu: “Please come closer so I can see you better.” With great trepidation I walked closer and before I knew it Xiu had a hand on my cock and I felt her breath on my testicles. She pulled, I came. Long ropes of jism splattered the deck. With the last spurts I couldn't stand and sat. My head was in a fog again until I noticed Xiu was pressing her body against mine. I felt her tiny firm breasts pressing against the side of my arm. Her tiny nipples were like fingernails poking into my biceps. I felt her small hips press against my wrist. I felt the warmth of her tiny pubic mound pressing and grinding on my leg. Her tiny body was on mine and she was kissing my cheek. She whispered: “Oh Mr Brown that was wonderful” as she nibbled my ear. As the fog was lifting from me she scampered in-front of me. Then she slid down and began to rub her vaginal slit on my fully erect phallus. How I got erect so fast I could not tell you but the feel of her smooth vulva sliding around my sensitive shaft. The tight pressure of her love box wrapping around the head of my cock. My phallic had taken over my brain. Xiu was rubbing her tiny titties on my chest, she gave a grunt and with a slight downward push of her hips my cock went inside her. Xiu: “OH YES” She pulled my head down and kissed me full on the lips and pressed my cock further into her vise like pussy. She jammed her tongue into my mouth and deepened the kiss. There comes a time in a man's life when things just happen. Can you blame me? A cute, young girl is passionately kissing me, she's riding my cock and rubbing herself all over me. I gave in and ground my cock as deep as I could into her. I kissed her back and started toying with those lovely tiny little titties. An orgasm rocked her body. Her little pussy put a strangle hold on my cock and I almost lost it but I held on. As the waves of her orgasm subsided I started to piston my cock in and out of her to deepen her orgasm. Soon she was as limp as a rag-doll in my arms. I lay her down, got on top of her and kissed her with my cock sill inside her tiny pussy. Slowly she opened her eyes and smiled. Xiu: “Oh that was wonderful.” I lightly kissed her lips and then trailed kisses down to her tiny titties. She took a sharp breath as I sucked a dart like nipple into my mouth. With no effort I sucked her entire golden globe into my mouth. I wrapped my tongue around her taunt little nipple. I sucked and pulled at the breast enjoying her texture and taste. With one last flick of my tongue I moved to the other breast and did the same. By this time Xiu was breathing hard and moaning sweetly. This time as I drew her breast into my mouth I plunged my cock into her pussy up to its base. Xiu came unglued with several hard orgasms. This time I couldn't hold back. As orgasmic waves flowed over her I shot loads of spunk deep into her. As our orgasms subsided I rolled Xiu on top of me and caught a gimps of Emily still in the pool. Her eyes were wide open and as big as saucers, her jaw hung open and it looked like she was in shock. I gave her a halfhearted smile and hugged Xiu close to me. I don't think my cock ever came out of her pussy as we lay there. We slept. Emily: “Xiu, Xiu it's time for school, we have to go.” Me: “What?” Emily: “Mr. Brown we have an early class.” Me: “Ah, understand. Xiu, Xiu, wake up sweetheart.” I gave her butt a nice hard squeeze and shook her shoulder. With a pop my cock came out of her. Her eyes opened slowly. Xiu: “Where am I? Oh I remember. Good morning.” Me: “Xiu we have no time, come on sweetheart you need to go.” Xiu: “Oh, OH NO! We have to go!” Emily was dressed already and Xiu's clothes were folded neatly beside us. Frantically Xiu was trying to wake up and get dressed. I helped her as best I could. Before they left I said: “You both can come swim anytime.” Both girls nodded and then rushed out the side gate. I lay there for a few minutes clearing my head before finally getting up to take a shower. The first thing I noticed was that my knees were bleeding from the rough concrete that surrounds the pool.

[F/M] She Let Me Cum on Her Panties

Note: Another in an ongoing series documenting my (sometimes) interesting sex life.

I arrived at the bar early, uncharacteristic for me on first dates. Its always best to keep the girl waiting, give the impression that you have something more important to do. However, for reasons of work, boredom, and my consistent desire to make rules, and then bend and eventually break them – I showed up early and started with whiskey.

She and I had messaged back and forth a few times about standard topics, and agreed to meet. I picked her mostly because she had a bit more edge to her in photographs than other girls. If you're looking for what I'm looking for, small details in the picture – tattoos, booze – are a dead giveaway that she won't be the type of girl occupying a spot at my family's thanksgiving table. We messaged briefly about work – she was a recent grad working at a design firm. A few terse messages later I suggested drinks at a bar in Hell's Kitchen, about halfway between my office and my apartment.

I'd just ordered my second whiskey when she tapped me on the shoulder.

[F]ucking [m]y high school gym student

Long-time lurker. I'm a 30-something married soccer mom who teaches high school phy ed. and have for years. You can call me Mrs. Jones. I'm short, about 5'2" and petite. I keep in good shape and have been told I look a bit like Krysten Ritter.

Alright, here goes. Several years ago a student found my sex blog, which included graphic nude pics of me with several boyfriends. It was highly personal, but totally anonymous. so no face pics. I used the blog to share some deeply personal thoughts and musings about men and crazy hot sex. I am shaking a bit just writing this – this is how I got in trouble – but I also feel the need to share, and I'm honestly turned on by the thought of writing this down for all you perverts. ^

That time I [f]ucked a Tinder guy whose profile only said “British.”

[NOTE: This is my first time posting here! Apologies in advance if my writing style is more rambling/bloggy than titillating; this entry is lifted directly from my diary. I just wanted to share one of my most fun sexual experiences with you all. Quick description of me, to make the story easier for you to picture: 25, Asian, tall, curvy, tan, long wavy black hair.]

Brendan's Tinder profile contained only one word: "British."

And I thought, "Why not?"

I've always found it dumb how Americans would fall for anything if it was said in a British accent, but I can't lie, I was intrigued. I'd never known or spoken to anyone British in my life before, much less fucked one.

To be fair, that wasn't the only reason. I only make decisions this risky when everything lines up exactly the right way. Were one of the following factors missing, I might not have responded to Brendan at all:

  1. British.
  2. Tall.
  3. Blond.
  4. Looked good in a suit.
  5. Here on holiday.
  6. Fancy hotel room.
  7. Timing was convenient. I was going to be in DC dancing with my friends late into the night, and his hotel was fairly close by.

I [f]ucked the father of the bride [m/f]

Went to a wedding a few weeks ago and made teenage-me's dream come true. It's a bit long, but a fun ride ;)

We hugged in the receiving line after the ceremony.

“Wendy! It’s been ages! We’re so glad you could come!”

Mr. Reynolds was the dad we all had a crush on in high school. He was tall, fit and handsome; perpetually dressed in a suit and tie – unless it was a weekend. He was sweet, smart, and funny. And he always let us drink at their house. His hair had gone gray since I’d last seen him.

“I couldn’t miss Julia’s biggest day ever!” I answered.

He looked me up and down. I really haven’t changed much since I was 16, but I was more of a woman now in a few key ways. He smiled.

“Let’s catch up at the reception.”

Mrs. Reynolds was also happy to see me but less… enthusiastic. Her and her ex-husband had been divorced for about two years now. We hugged and I left the church, immediately heading back to my hotel to get ready for the reception.

Schoolgirl, Part Five [MMMMMMf]

Okay, back to present day, guys.

It was months ago but Aly remembered that pivotal day with Mr. Hale and the water bottle as she waltzed down the hall of her now former high school. School was technically out but several teachers still hung around to clean up, mark final grades or prep the syllabuses for their summer classes. Mr. Hale was in the last category. Aly was glad, because that meant he’d still be teaching at the school for several hours for most of the summer, giving her ample time to keep trying if today was for some reason a fail. Of course, in her sexy little white dress, Aly didn’t anticipate that. Today was going to be the day. She was going for the win and whether it was in the bathroom, the book closet or bent over his desk, she was going to get Mr. Hale to fuck his cock inside her. But she was shocked at what she saw when she walked into his classroom.

Losing [M]y Virginity to a Gorgeous Beefy [M]an

so i mean, i had lots of fun times in the past and it wasn't my first time having sex or with my first guy…

not to sound slutty but i have sucked a lot of dick in the past, im sure many of you have as well. i've been fingered and i've put objects in there myself but never considered myself to have lost "that" v-card just yet, considering my friend in high school did try but couldn't keep it up and this other guy couldn't put it in… i guess i was too tense idk.

anyways, i got tired of weird hook ups on craigslist so i have resorted to bath houses in my area, just cuz you get what you see, no shitty emails it's just go time :D and i can't lie… i was in a real cock sucking mood. so i grabbed my bag and went to this one place that has these CD parties at the end of the month… but i went too late and they were already closed :( thankfully the other one usually stays open late so jumped on the next bus and was there in under 15 minutes.

[M]y physics teacher makes me [f]ucking wet – Part 2

So as some of you know, I had sex with my physics teacher towards the end of my senior year of high school. I never got to tell you much about Sir Ryan, so here goes:

He was the kind of teacher that made horrible jokes everyone would laugh at because they either a) felt bad for him, or b) thought they were so bad it was funny. Every single time you'd walk past him and smiled, he would smile back like he wasn't used to having anyone acknowledge his presence before. He was pretty darn kickass with the electric bass and could play that thing just as well as he could breathe.

The day before graduation, I was busy cleaning up my locker at the end of the day when I got a text from him. He told me to head to the lab. Hella excited, I pretty much threw all my shit inside the box I was going to bring home and pretty much ran for the lab room. I hadn't had sex with him since the first time and I couldn't really stop thinking about it.