[M] I got jacked off by my girlfriend at children’s church

I’ve kept this story to myself for years…

So when I was in high school I was dating this girl. She was gorgeous. I was 2 years younger than her and she was the cheer captain so I got lucky to be with her. She had long dirty blond hair and short and fit build. She wasn’t super skinny and she was the good combination of athletic/curvy. She had bright green eyes and legs that I still dream about.

We used to volunteer at the church we went to during the kids class. They had this cool little wall set up that split a small section of the room off. It was like a kids show. We had windows we could open to do puppets, a mail slot for deliveries, and at the end there was a door where we could open and roll a cart out with goodies the kids could buy with points they earned in class. It was pretty fun.

[MF] That night in his dorm was the first time I came

I will never forget that night.
He and I were best friends senior year of high school but he had been trying to catch my attention since sophomore year. Our relationship was a deep one, it consisted of us really opening up to each other, getting high together, talking about life, dreams, goal, all that. We also dated, but we were really immature at the time, so it was short lived. We couldn’t stay away from each other. And would still hang out everyday. Like best friends. But he would always get jealous about me talking to anyone Elsie We never had sex because I didn’t want to. (That’s just not how I was ) we stopped taking because I began dating someone after we graduated and he went off to college. We were suppose to go off together because we got into the same school, but I decided to wait a semester and attend somewhere else. He tried to get in touch with me many times through the years. But I didn’t speak to
Him our of respect for my SO, because the bond we had was special and I didn’t want any old feelings to come back.
Three years later and there we were …

[MF] That night in his dorm…

I will never forget that night.
He and I were best friends senior year of high school. Our relationship was a deep one, it consisted of us really opening up to each other, getting high together, talking about life, dreams, goal, all that. We also dated, but we were really immature at the time, so it was short lived. We couldn’t stay away from each other. And would still hang out everyday. Like best friends. But he would always get jealous about me talking to anyone Elsie We never had sex because I didn’t want to. (That’s just not how I was ) we stopped taking because I began dating someone after we graduated and he went off to college. We were suppose to go off together because we got into the same school, but I decided to wait a semester and attend somewhere else. He tried to get in touch with me many times through the years. But I didn’t speak to
Him our of respect for my SO, because the bond we had was special and I didn’t want any old feelings to come back.
Three years later and there we were …

My secret crush… [M] 4 [F] [MAST]

Every afternoon I see you walking past me in the hall way after 4th period. You probably never notice, and why would you. I don’t stand out any noticeable way, never bothered to try out for any sports teams, I’m not the member of any after school clubs. I’m a social ghost who walks from class to class alone, but dreaming of you.

[GROUP] Fun with the ex wife

A little background. My first wife and I got married in 1977. To some, this a long time ago. Hell it is. Anyways, my ex was pretty hot back then. Even before we got married, she was submissive and loved for me to use her like a sex toy and a slut. We married right out of high school and moved into what was back then, a starter apartment. We had lots of fun and all the neighbors like to party on the weekends.

We had been married 4 or 5 months when she told me a new couple moved in and they looked like someone who she like to swap with. At this time we were all 18 and 19. I remember it took me by surprise but the other woman was pretty good looking. She was thinner than my wife but being young she had these flat saggy tits with huge aerials. My wife had nice b cups that were perky back then. We started hanging out together, playing cards and smoking dope. I smoked a lot of pot back then.

[MF] Here’s one for the small fries.

My description:

>I know you perverts (I’m one too, no judgment) are wondering.. so here’s me: I’m not “hot”, or at least I don’t think so. Dudes have told me I’m pretty, girls I’ve been friends with (and those I have been more than friends with) have told me that I have unfair eyes. I’m heavy for my height – probably 10-15 lbs. overweight. I’m pretty lazy about it, because I can be. I have had standard-deviation-breaking bras since 13; getting guys in bed hasn’t been hard except times when I get picky. Hips are clearly meant for baby making.. thanks, Mom.

I’m a self-proclaimed size queen, but I will quote something I’ve posted here before:

My Best Friend and First Kiss (ff)

**I have decided to write about my sex life, from beginning to where I am now. I was very naive for a long time and have had a sexual awakening. I don’t think that I am the only one who is like this out there. So I am writing it as a bit of therapy for myself, but also to try to let others know that it is OK to feel how they are feeling. Let me know if I am on the right track please. **

My good friend was a lot like me. Kim wore her hair in a ponytail, just like me. She had a bad case of acne. She wore glasses that were too big and her family didn’t have much money. I am pretty sure the glasses were always second hand but I never asked and she never said anything.

She was the only one of us who was really interested in boys. She was actually boy crazy. That is all she talked about. Of course she was too nervous to ever talk to any boy. Whenever we got together she would only talk about what boy talked to her in Biology, or about going to the soccer game and watching them run around in their short shorts. Don’t let her watch football, all she would do is comment about the tight pants.

Let Me Love You On A Backroad! Steamy night in the middle of no where. [MF] [anal]

Hope everyone is having a great Friday! I can’t take credit for coming up with the title. Let Me Love You On A Backroad is an actual song performed by Corey Smith. Figured it fit in well. I wanted to share another story that happened around 5 years ago. My previous posts from the past few days have received some votes, so why not? Anyone who’s from the more rural parts of America can probably relate to the title. When you’re young and you have no place to fuck, why not go to a sparsely travelled back road? This was a pretty common practice for not just me, but also people I grew up with and past generations. Thankfully for having a father that once worked for the county, I’ve learned the back roads better than most people where I’m from. Anyway, this is about one of those times.

[Les] The New Girl 2: Electric Boogaloo: Sarah’s Story [Ff] [fswitch] [oral]

See comments for meta info.

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“Come on, bitch, live a little!” I said, digging my fingernail into Annie’s side. “Forget about your dick ex-husband, forget about his stupid fucking cunt girlfriend, and let your fucking hair down for a change.”

Annie was such a whiny bitch sometimes. Wah, wah, I walked in on my new husband fucking a bridesmaid after the ceremony. Who gives a shit, dump that sack of crap and get with a real man. Or better yet, a real woman. Finally, with her paperwork settled, I managed to get her out for some fun. As always The Pink Cavern was hopping, but instead of looking at the easy pickings college girls down from sorority row, Annie just sat with her face buried in her fucking vodka cranberry. Of course she’d gone with the conservative look tonight; a black silk shirt and pressed slacks to match, but at least she had the good sense to wear some cute underwear, her blue push-up bra, and the lacy thong that went with it.

“She’s actually pretty nice, …” Annie offered. Of course she would say that.

“Apart from the homewrecking?” I pointed out, and she gave me a lazy shrug.

27 JAGed Pills Ch. 1 (part 1) [mF, mf, inc, ms, fat fetish, cons, hung]

27 JAGed Pills

by DiscipleN

Fans of the Venture Bros. cartoon believe that its world of super science and villains is merely parody of content dredged up from the previous century. Whereas, elderly geeks of the original shows and comics, think the modern world has everything they imagined, but hidden. They lurk the internet to find unthinkable energies in quantum physics, invincible nano-materials, and bizarre DNA splicings of humans or weirder species. Entangling these miracles, conspiracies abound. Yet, when brave souls browse for real super science and villains, they invariably end up reading porn. Fortunately there is a happy compromise, found in the apt and prodigious works by JAG27, master of exaggeration fetishes resulting from man perverting the natural way.

He did not write this story, nor endorses it, nor does his company have anything to do with it. I am happy to take responsibility for its homage. I thank him for the inspiration to write some really crazy shit.

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Chapter 1, part 1

I did puke, but the damn thing stayed inside of me. Arms wrapped around a porcelain rim, lungs breathing the stench of abdominal juices I had hurled until my gut was sore, I swore, no more. Let this alien, or whatever the fuck it was, have its prize.