[UPDATE] [M/F] Things didn’t work out with Melody, but I ran into my Ex-girlfriend while drunk and out with friends at the gay bar. Following a night of dirty dancing, we fucked like animals on the dining room table and played with each other in the shower.

Since my last post got so much attention, I have a follow up on Melody and a new sexy story of what has been going on in my life. (Sorry this update took a while, I haven’t had much time to write recently)

My date with Melody two weeks ago didn’t go as planned… to say the least. We went out to a hole-in-the-wall sushi place this past week for what I thought was going to be a great night out with an exquisite woman. Instead, I learned that our attraction towards each other was the only definable characteristic of any sort of relationship.

She was rude to the kind waiter, bigoted towards the lovely gay couple sitting across from us, and just… plain annoying. Needless to say, her gorgeous slender curves soured into a frothy pulp of disappointment before my eyes. Following dinner, I dropped her off back at her house and denied a thinly-veiled attempt at wine and sex.

Surprise Party [Mf, MF] [Voy] [Inc]

The music and yelling was obvious from almost a block away.

“Why don’t we cross the street? We can avoid people hanging around outside.” I suggested to my sister. She was visiting me for the weekend, and we were wandering around my small college town.

“No, let’s go in! It sounds like fun.”

I did not like that idea. She had just turned 18, but she was still in high school. I was her big brother – I wouldn’t be protecting her very well if I intentionally surrounded her with drunk assholes. I told her it wasn’t a good idea.

“Plleeease. I want to see what it’s like. So far, we’ve just wandered around campus. College is waaaaaay more that just school. I want to see a party.”

She batted her eyes and played the baby sister card heavily. I couldn’t ever turn that down. “Fine, just real quick.”

As we got closer, it was obvious we were not going to be appropriately dressed. The front of the house had been decorated like the side of a ship, complete with cannons. A large jolly roger flag hung over the front door.

The Bachelor Party, Pt. 1 [M/F]

I'll be frank: I'm a stripper. I love my job. Puts me through school, pays the bills, and I get to have fun with it. Most people are surprised to learn this about me, because I don't exactly look the part. I'm short, 5'0, red hair, freckles, big secretary glasses, and the very definition of pin-up girl curvy with thick thighs, a teeny waist, and DD tits. To top it off, I'm rarely seen without red lipstick. In my daily life, I definitely rock the whole innocent, dresses like a kindergarten teacher thing. At night, I really get to let loose and show the world I'm hot as fuck with my lingerie and rarely visible thigh, hip, and rib tattoos.

When I met my boyfriend, Eli, I was scared he wouldn't support my job. To my surprise, he loves it! He thinks it's really hot that other men (and sometimes ladies–they're my favorite customers ;) ) drool over me most nights. He's so supportive that he hired me to work his best friend Liam's private bachelor party two months ago.

[F/M] Cute Canadian girl gets her “English lesson” with British boy

Hi Redditors, I'm a little nervous to post this but my good friend says you're a fun group of people and you'd love to hear my story so here goes. If it's good, I'll put something together again about my steamy encounters with this guy :)

It’s always exciting to see the person who makes your heart beat a little faster and gets your panties soaking wet with just a bit of French kissing. Now imagine not seeing him for four months and not having sex during those four months and then getting a weekend alone with him.

I’m Canadian, 5’2, 110 pounds, with long brown hair and as my guy friend who encouraged me to write this describes as “smoking hot.” I’m modest, but he wants the Redditors to know my face is also pretty nice to look at. :P The guy I’m in lust with? He’s British, dark brown hair, icy blue eyes and, to me, he’s soooo fucking good looking. I can’t control myself around him.

(f/f) My wild night in Barcelona.

So I went on a trip to Spain a few weeks ago and made some great new friends. A few of which I wasn't expecting to get quite so friendly with. So we'd been traveling together for about a week at this point. It’s our last night in Barcelona and we’re going to have a really good time. We start drinking at about 9, a bit heavily because the drinks at the clubs are pretty absurdly expensive. I was about 3 cocktails in and already feeling a little drunk.

11 rolled around and our bus to take us downtown shows up. A huge group of people from our hostel was going with us down to the club.

I start dancing with my friend Samantha to this Enrique Iglesias song and it starts getting a little bit hot and heavy, she’s grinding up on me and I’m starting to get a little turned on which I’m kind of ashamed about. So we’re all dancing and drinking for hours until we gather our little group of 3 guys 5 girls up and head out on the almost completely empty and partially dark beach. We start playing silly games like never have I ever and truth or dare, I swear it’s like high school all over again.

I had secret sex with my bosses wife in a house full of people, including him. [M/F] another true tale from FancyNate

Last month I went on an absolute sexual bender at a wedding. You can read about it here: https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/3bh9o1/testament_of_a_male_maid_of_honor_who_had_sex/?ref=share&ref_source=link I wrote down what happened and posted on reddit under a stupid pen name. It was a rush. So I thought I'd tell you all another story I'll have to keep secret forever…

I had sex with my bosses wife in a house full of people. Including him.

You see I make a small portion of my living as glorified circus performer. This is Portland, nuff said. My group and I perform at various festivals throughout the year but our biggest gig occurs at this sleepy coastal town in the middle of summer. The chamber of commerce hires us for a weekend, we roll around like rock stars, drink for free, and they even put us all up in an honest to god beachside mansion.

This is what happened two years ago.

Nailed by The Neanderthal (Part One) [str8, Forced, sci-fi]

We're finally ready to go. The final testing has been done and the last thing we have to do is to fire her up. I didn't think I would see the day that our government would approve us for time travel. Much like cloning, the citizens are afraid of us playing god. I don't see it like that, we're discovering a new world, similar to space travel. Time travel is exciting, but there is a catch; We're not quite sure where we're going. Due to tests, I think we're going back about 26,000 years ago, but we can't be sure as we haven't sent humans yet. I'm the first person to travel through time, a badge I will wear with honor. I'm sure they picked me because I'm on the smaller side at 5 foot even, which means I could fit in their ridiculously small pod, and I have no family to speak of. No one would even notice I'm gone if I die or if the pod won't return. That doesn't frighten me, I'm excited. Finally, my life has meaning again.

A Foursome Story [MF/MF]

Instead of continuing to hit refresh all afternoon waiting for an orange envelope (you know who you are and you know just what you're doing to me…) I decided I'm overdue for a post over here.

There is one epic story that I've been holding back, lazy about writing up and editing, so here goes something —

To this day I've yet to have a threesome. I did, however, have a foursome in college. Call me an overachiever :) My boyfriend at the time knew I also liked girls but didn't want me to get down behind his back. I also knew he'd had sex with a guy friend and his wife once and was jealous that I hadn't ever had a threesome. So we decided to remedy the situation and started researching swinger clubs. They seemed….intimidating. We found the relevant sites though and made a profile seeking another couple. We got a lot of responses but were being very picky, still not sure exactly what we were open to. We were pretty young, I guess only 20 or 21 at the time, and most couples on the site were a lot older than us. Or I'd be attracted to the girl but the guy creeped me out. It went on like that for a while.

Houseguest turns into bedroom friend, part 2 [MF]

My wife and I had a friend stay at our house for a couple of months while she was working on her dissertation. I have a few stories to share about what transpired in that time. Part 1 is here

Renee was very much enjoying her time staying with us. She loved being able to spend so much time outside in February and was getting a lot of work done on her dissertation. Since the first night we played around one more time (the following night, actually!) and brought Renee to the swinger’s club with us a week or two later and both experiences were pretty good. The visit to the club is a story I’ll share another time, but in summary it was amazing.

Fast forward about two weeks after that and my wife started working part time a handful of hours each week. This particular night she was leaving for work just as I was supposed to be getting home and wouldn’t get back until late.

(M)y (f)irst part 5: four-leaf clover

Link to part 4: https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/3813ht/my_first_part_4_plan_b/

Ayyyyy I'm back! Sorry for not putting up part 5 for about a month or so. Interestingly enough, writing these stories really brought back a lot of memories of Kristine, so I hit her up on Facebook and we briefly talked about potentially getting back together. Unfortunately, we're on opposite sides of the country and I plan on leaving the country soon, so those talks kinda died out. Fortunately, this means I'm back to reminiscing and writing stories about her! Now that that's out of the way…

Kristine and I continued to see each other after the events of part 3. Now sober, I felt embarrassed about how I'd acted that night and didn't mention how I felt about her. But I was still incredibly confused. I was jealous when I thought about her being with other people, but at the same time I was pretty happy with what we had and wasn't sure if I wanted a relationship. Also, she didn't really seem to want one and we had started off as a casual hook-up. I confided these feelings in a close female friend, Amy, and she suggested that we go on a double date with her and her boyfriend, Henry (who I was pretty good friends with), so that she could observe us together firsthand and give me her opinion. Amy and Kristine also happened to be friends (though not as close as I was with Amy or Henry), so I thought at worst it'd be a fun double date. The next time Kristine and I hung out, I asked her if she'd want to go see Christmas Village with Amy and Henry, and she excitedly agreed.