Male Stripper vs. 7 Women [MFFFFFFF]

Male Stripper Dion here again. For those who didn't read my earlier story, I regularly blog about male stripping and my shows here: http://malestripping.blogspot.com

Here's my Instagram, which has pics of me and some of the parties: https://instagram.com/malestripperdion/

Without further ado, here's another story that happened a bit later in my career as a male stripper. Out of the thousands of women I have stripped for over the years, this group was the wildest by far.


The wildest party of my career happened to be a 40th birthday party with seven women in attendance. When the customer told me that her friends were “wild,” I nodded along. I’ve heard that proclamation before only to meet a room full of female zombies.

This time the girls gave a new meaning to the term “wild.”

My routine started out as a surprise for the birthday lady. Her friends blindfolded her and ushered me into the living room where the birthday lady was sitting in a chair unaware of her surroundings. Rock music from the 80’s played in the background. One was giving the birthday lady a lap dance, giggling the entire time. Upon my approach, she withdrew and swapped places with me, so I could dance in front of birthday lady.

Everything was going so well this time…[mf] [steampunk] [catgirl]

"Everything of value in the bag! Jewelry, watches, cufflinks, purses, wallets!" I command. I walk around to each of the sixty or so guests in turn, chewing on a slice of meat pie I pilfered from the kitchen when I tied up the cooks. Whoever owns this house has got a good chef. It really was a nice party until I showed up.

"I want your money, not your lives." I warn. "But if any of you try to become a hero, I won't think twice before putting you down!"

"Who the fuck are you!? I…" That's all he gets out before I put one in his chest.

Thick liquid sprays the guests near him and covers his tux in a sea of red. He's on the ground before his wife even thinks to scream. If she weren't such a blubbering mess already she would notice he's still breathing. These new non lethal rounds that artificer gave me are perfect.

"Anyone else?" I ask.

No reply.

Everything is going so well this time.

[F, Fictional Monster] Beauty and the Beast

“The jury has returned with their verdict. The defendant, April Taylor, has been found guilty of 20 counts of bestiality, 256 counts of videotaping bestiality, and 276 counts of harassing Sasquatches.”

I couldn’t help but smile as the judge read the verdict. Had it really been that many times?

“Ms. Taylor, I sentence you to pay a fine of $110,000 and to serve ten years for each count of harassing Sasquatches, to be served concurrently, and five years for each count of bestiality and videotaping bestiality, also to be served concurrently but not during your time served for harassing Sasquatches,” the judge said.

A police officer came to lead me out of the courtroom. Before I left, I turned back to see my parents and siblings before the officer hauled me off to jail. Their heads were all down – presumably too ashamed of me to look. I couldn’t blame them, but I have no guilt for what I’ve done.

The officer placed me in handcuffs and together we walked in silence to a county van, where I was then told I would serve my 15-year sentence at the Washington State Women’s Correctional Center in Acme, Washington. Acme is only about half an hour away from my ranch in Glacier.

Wife getting to know her co worker. [m/f]

My wife and I have posted pics on a few subreddits, but then she makes me take them down because she's worried that she will be discovered. We both also get a little bored with the repetitiveness of the pictures we take, mostly because we don't want to show too much.

She recently started a new job and loves it there. She would tell me how friendly her co workers are she's made several friends. She told me recently that a couple of guys are a little too friendly. Nothing out of line, but they always ask if they can hang out after work for some drinks. She always shuts them down saying that she is married and it wouldn't be right.

I can tell that she is interested though by the way she describes them to me. I asked her to describe the guys just so I can size them up. She said that one guy (Anthony) is a black guy with a big beard, tall and muscular. She mentioned that he works out a lot because he always shows her his pictures on Instagram. There's another guy (George) that is black, tall, and muscular. The other guy is married so she said that he doesn't test her as much. I told her to go out and hang out if she feels comfortable. But don't do anything that would make her feel uncomfortable, especially since she works with these guys.

[M]y first [T]ime with a trans woman

So, it was a half-assed sort of bachelor party.

I've been in a few weddings, and the thing is, bachelor parties are off the hook these days. Movies always just have guys go to a strip club or whatever, but nowadays people are getting creative, going on paintballing excursions, hunting trips, indoor skydiving, you know… crazy, awesome, memorable shit.

This was not that. This was not even going to a strip club.

This was going to some bars and getting drunk. I'd flown in from out of town for this, and I was in Chicago – one of the coolest, craziest cities in the world – and I was drinking beers with the fellas, something I could have done for a lot cheaper back home.

The one upside was that one dude in our group had the hookup at this club we were at – friends with the DJ or something – and so we were drinking for free.

It was a decent club, too, I'll say that – expensive, and kinda full of douchebags (we were near Wrigley, the douchebag capitol of Chicago), but it also had good music, cute bartenders, and loads of college-age folks on the dance floor.

Fingerbanged a dude accidentally. Second time I’ve been duped this month. Help

Post: https://playboyphilosophy.wordpress.com/2015/10/21/duped-again/

West Hollywood is a fucking minefield.

It all started with a girl that I met on the street a couple weeks ago – Tess. Fucking angel. One of the most beautiful girls I’ve talked to as of late. She came over last week and gave me a handjob and I went down on her but we somehow didn’t fuck.

Just tonight we met again to teach her how to drive stick, but she was tired as fuck and decided to go “home”. I later see what I’m 99% sure is her car parked the same place it was before at a bar downtown. So I’m on the hunt for some retribution sex. I want to fuck someone else and pretend it’s Tess in some fucked up way to satisfy my need to fuck her and fuck her over.

So I head to the place where I’ve had the most success – a gay bar in West Hollywood.

The night kicks off with a fucking perfect little Filipino girl – ridiculously affectionate. We were hugging/cuddling/making out/dancing for a good hour before one of her friends got sick and had to pull her away with the group. Butterflies.

When I lost the bet [f]

This is a true story when I lost a bet when I was in company with a group of friends.

Last year I was flatting with a group of four other girls. We all were attending the same university at the time each studying different subjects. Our house was one of two on the same property. The flat behind was occupied by 5 guys that were around the same age as us girls. There were 4 white guys who were kind and talked to us girls a lot, the last guy was a black guy who didnt say much but seemed nice enough. We had got to know them throughout the year through the close proximity of the houses. Whenever one house had a party we made the effort to invite the other flat around as well.

One night the guys invited us around to have some drinks to celebrate the end of the semester. Alcohol was flowing freely thanks to the endless drinking games the guys came up with. Within a couple of hours the rest of the girls were either passed out or had decided to go to bed. I was no lightweight so continued drinking with the guys for a little while longer.

My sisters gangbang (and me!). 2 girls, 5 guys

It started off pretty awkwardly, actually. Two of them were really good looking and the rest were sort of average but they were all in fairly good shape. ( Then we had to get through the introduction process and getting from "Hi I'm Anon" to sex seemed daunting. They were a bit touchy feely from the start so that kept things lively and there was some flirty small talk and joking around that really put us at ease.

They told my sister and I to kiss and after a bit of coaxing we started to sort of make out while getting grabbed and groped. Two of the guys started pulling our clothes off while the others are either getting hard in their pants or taking their pants off. 1 guy was about 5 inches and the rest were between 6 and 7 and a half inches. We start sucking on them, I'm just sucking on one guy while my sister is going back and forth between two. A guy behind me starts fingering me while another guy does the same to my sister.

Party Bus + Stripper

My friend owns a private party bus and I help him MC all of his events while he drives if it's something that can get out of hand without some guidance. In this case it was a a bachelorette party of a bunch of 21-30 year olds plus a male stripper. The stripper and I go way back and I know he's getting laid with this group, probably with more than one. We made a small joke about it and he said with absolute certainty he'd be hooking up with the blond and redhead. The redhead is the bachelorette. I have no idea where he got this from, but he's got the experience to back it up.

We lined up the stripper to meet us after we hit a couple bars and pretend like he was pulling us over. In reality we picked him up next to the park & ride that was our meeting point. Everything went fine, he showed up and did his thing, but it was a little comical because he's a 6'4" super well built white guy and had to crouch to do his routine. The girls didn't care because he's hung like a horse and were pretty liquored up by the time he entered the mix. He said his dick is 9.5" and I have no reason to doubt him. Plus he's damn near as thick as the stripper pole itself.

4 MILFs, 12 Holes (The Finale) [Str8, mFFFF, anal, bukkake, oral]

“It’s my last day here” I thought to myself.

I put on my swim trunks and walked to the pool. When I got there, I noticed familiar mounds swimming near the edge of the pool. The women submerged and then came back up, causing the bikini top to clasp around her breasts and nipples, then grabbed her hair to wring out the excess water. This was obviously Mrs. Blondy. I power walked to the side of the pool where she was and jumped into the water. Once under, I swam under her and admired her lower body. Mrs. Blondy’s bikini was so fucking tight. She was practically wearing a g-string with how much her bikini bottom was hugging into her ass crack. She stuck her hand into the back to dig it out but proved ineffective. I rose up behind her when she was about to post up against a side of the pool. I wrapped my body around her and grabbed her breasts from under her bikini top; my cock was poking into her ass crack.

“Oh, my! I know this cock from anywhere!” Mrs. Blondy said with a gasp then changed to a seductive demeanor. “But I don’t think we should do this here. There are too many people” Mrs. Blondy said while looking around.