My roommate and his GF were heading to the bar a couple Saturdays ago and they invited me along. I figured it would probably be hard to pick up a girl at the bar with all of them but my roommate’s GF’s friends are all hot so I figured at the very least I’d get to oogle some good-looking women for the night and have a few beers.
About 20 minutes in I started chatting up one of the friends (Carrie). She was short, like 5’2″ with heels, but full Ds and a cute face. She had on an open-backed dress and no bra (as confirmed by the dress and her constantly erect nipples). After a few beers i start working up the nerve to perhaps go hit on one of the women across the bar. I’ve always been terrible at picking up on vibes and who knows if these women are looking at me or staring at someone 20 feet behind me. Carrie asked why the hesitation, “Just go up and ask for her number, how hard is that?”
M:”You’re kidding right? It’s not that easy. You can’t just pick a girl and go ask for her number. That’s not how that works.”