An unexpected bonus to an already great night. (m/f)

I had just returned from a pretty solid party with my roommate Dave and was just fixing myself a drink when Dave got a text.

"Hey, Amy and Kylie are going to come over after they leave the bar, if thats cool", Dave said to me.

Amy was Dave's girlfriend, and her friend Kylie has caught my eye a week earlier at a Halloween party. About 5'6", dirty blond hair, B cup breasts and a tight, round ass. She had been my personal mission for the night on that occasion, but my plans were waylaid by overconsumption of alcohol. Tonight, significantly more sober and still very much interested, I was going to get another chance.

After playing some board games and drinking, it was well past 3 am and I still wasnt interested in going to bed. Dave and Amy turned in for the night, and Kylie joined me on the couch to watch a movie. Eventually I told her I was going to head to bed, and thats when she stopped me in my tracks by saying "can I come with you?".

Wednesday Addams and No Face (F/M)

I DONT KNOW WHAT MARK SAID ABOUT ME BUT IF IT’S EMBARRASSING IT’S A LIE DONT BELIEVE HIM HES A POOPOO HEAD!!!!

Mark made me give college parties another chance: “Trust me: no hidden drugs this time. Any and all drugs will only be given if you ask for them and pay the right amount of money.”

“Pinky promise?”

“Pinky promise. I also pinky promise there’s going to be a shit ton of candy and you can dress as weird as you want and no one will judge you.”

It was a Halloween party. I fucking love Halloween. Aside from Mark and my love for Halloween, I had other reasons to go: a girl I was close to, Julie, was dating a guy who was part of the frat that was throwing it; other friends of mine like Carmen and Anna would be coming along; and Charlie was almost begging Mark to hang out with him and his other buddies. Plus candy. How the fuck could I say no to candy?

I went as Wednesday Addams. Wednesday Addams is a fucking legend, and Halloween was a time to be creepy. I had a black dress with a white collar, braids, black thigh-high socks and black boots. The attitude wouldn’t be much of a problem.

My first threesome [MFM]

Let me preface this by saying that I'm a virgin and have very little sexual experience besides porn, which I've been watching since I was about 12. Yes, even after this happened I'm still a virgin at 19.

Alright a little set up. My best friend of nearly my entire life and his girlfriend, my best friend of a few years had recently got an apartment and I had been spending a lot of time over there. We all became very close, forming a trust circle where we all felt comfortable telling each other anything. We do the average adolescent stuff. Talk about sex, life, and our secrets. Well, little did I know that something that I'd wanted for a long long time and had jokingly suggested between the three of us would come true on one of our drunken nights.

I've always been self conscious about my penis but James and I were pretty drunk, and I guess alcohol gives me a bit of a confidence boost so I was very open. I'm circumcised and he's not. We got to talking and thought it was odd that despite the fact that we've lived in the same house together at times, we still haven't seen each other's penis.

[m/f] I ended up in janitor porn scenario last night

I felt like posting this to offmychest at first because it feels dirty, and I feel really guilty but I thought you might enjoy it more here. I am a 22 year old male in a relationship of 3 years with my college girlfriend going into my senior year of college, and I currently work as a janitor. I clean a few locations each night, and rarely if ever see anyone while I work. Last night I entered a medical center I clean to find it still occupied by two ladies working late. They were not expecting anyone and it really freaked them out at first with me walking in, but they both soon warmed up to me, and I was working as usual pretty quickly. If I had to guess I would say they were in their early 30s. Both were wearing scrubs girl 1 was much better looking than girl 2. Girl 1 looked like a dead ringer for Amy Shumer, same body and everything, but I honestly didn't pay much attention for the first half an hour while I cleaned. It was about 8:30 P.M when I made it to their shared office and had to start cleaning around them, and immediately they became incredibly flirty. They were joking about having a handsome janitor and how they've watched porn with a plot like this, and even made me do a little show tunes style cleaning dance. I was a little frustrated but still enjoying the attention I was getting from them, and sent a text to my girlfriend that I was getting sexually harassed by some ladies and how it was a double standard thinking it was going to be over soon. 9 P.M roles around and they get up to leave and let me know they're on their way out, but on her way to the door girl 1 touches my chest really seductively and says "keep up the good work handsome". As soon as the door shut behind them I called my girlfriend to complain but noticed that even though girl 2 jumped in her car and left, girl one was sitting in the parking lot still. I told my girlfriend I had to go a little worried that girl 1 was sitting outside still. As I round the office I see girl 1 walk back in, she smiled at me and said she forgot something. I was shaking at this point and my heart felt weak in my chest because it seemed like something bad was going to happen and that I wasn't over reading the situation. Sure enough she calls out to me and asks me to help her carry a box to her car. Hands trembling I walked in and to my relief there was a box and she was sitting back in her chair. She said she hurt her neck picking it up and asked me to rub her shoulder. I knew it was real at this point, I was shaking but also rock hard. I told her no very sternly and said I was leaving and she should lock up, but she insisted and I let my baser instincts take over. As soon as I touched her shoulders from behind she grabbed my arms and slid them down to her breast, and as if we had been planning it all night, our bodies were all of each other. She turned around facing me as we kissed and immediately started fumbling at my pants. I sort of had become singularly focused on her breast at that point and pretty aggressively ripped her scrubs shirt off of her and unhooked her bra. She had a pretty decent body honestly, large breasts which coned out like a pears with large nipples. She had a little belly fat which I didn't find too unsightly and a little dangly cheap belly ring. She dropped to her knees and started giving me absolutely expert head, but oddly the more I started to realize what the fuck was happening the more angry I felt. I felt like this lady had just ruined my whole future with my girlfriend and grad school by seducing me and it really made angry like I've never felt before with a hot ball of rage filling my stomach. I pulled her to her feet and turned her away from me ripping her scrubs down to her ankles and then using my feet, kicked her legs apart and bent her over forcefully at the hip so she was bent over the table. She had an inny kind of pussy, but at the moment I was so mad and turned on and confused I hardly looked. I got on my knees behind her and started eating her out from behind, feeling how wet she was already and listening to her moans as I sort of haphazardly rolled my tongue around her, and then for no reason I looked at her ass hole and decided it had to be eaten out too. Never done it before in my life, never thought of doing it to a stranger, certainly not after she finished a long work day, but wtf it happened anyways I guess. I think that shocked even her a little but she seemed to be really into quickly and started spreading wider for me, which brought me back to reality a little and shocked me into stopping. I stood up and lined my cock up with her, she asked me if I had a condom and I asked her why the fuck I'd bring a condom to clean toilets and drove into her. Maybe it was the angle, but she was especially tight, and soaking wet. I could see pictures of her and her boyfriend on her desk, I grabbed her hair and held on as I pumped furiously into her. All that anger and passion made me go harder than I ever have before, her knees went out and she slapped the table and feeling her hot juices running down my leg, I latched on hard and filled her up. My first thought was how good it felt, followed by immediate and horrible regret that I came inside a stranger with no condom, followed by the urge to throw up after realizing what had just happened. She walked pantless to the bathroom and scolded me for doing that to her, mentioning her boyfriend. I was disgusted with myself and packed my car and left her inside. I have no idea what her name was, I don't know if she is going to report it, or if there were cameras, or if she will find me somehow, or if shes pregnant, or what the fuck to do about my girlfriend. Stupid fucking decision and I hate her more than I can say, but maybe one of you guys will enjoy the story, or not, I just had to confess to someone.

[M/F] Honeymoon anal. With long back story.

Long time lurker, first time poster. Skip to the honeymoon part for the point of the story and the more detail.

We have been together for six and a half years now, and just recently married. She is 5'4", brunette, lusciously curvy with an ass to die for. I am 5'10" average build, broad shoulders, nothing too wild. We began our relationship her as a virgin with very little experience, and myself who had sex about three times with a past girlfriend.

Throughout the start of our relationship, we began to slowly explore our sexual boundaries. It started as usual with groping, teasing, leading to oral and eventually we did the dirty. This opened up a whole new side of both of us as we were constantly horny and in need of each other. Three, four and five times a day and we had to stop just because we were so sore. We talked about each others fantasies, and mine being the standard for a guy – anal, facial, swallow, etc.; and hers being on the conservative side – back seat of the car, different places in the house, the most elaborate of wanting to be in a tent outside. We started to slowly satisfy each others desires albeit, rather clumsy.

skype sex -> first foursome! [mffm][18/17/18/18] – warning: really long

note: you can skip down to where the foursome starts – keep scrolling until you see the bolded note

backstory: this was the summer before we all went to our respective universities. I (f/17) was with my boyfriend (John), my friend (Dean), and his girlfriend (Katie). We all went to the same high school and were pretty good friends. I'm 5'5, asian, and curvy. Definitely not thin, but I have a nice hourglass with nice boobs (36dd) and hips/ass. Katie is around my height, blonde, and a smoking hot 10/10. She's thin, but goddamn she has such a nice ass. She had cute perky boobs, a nice thin waist that flowed ever so beautifully into her hips and amazing ass. John is 6', blonde, lanky, with slightly above average length dick. Dean is a bit shorter than John, had that ex water polo player build (not rock hard anymore but fit and had a nice ass), and his dick was just slightly shorter than John's but was also slightly thicker.

The Four Seasons [MF, oral, exh, fantasy, choose-your-own ending]

So this is a bit of an unusual format for a reddit post, but I'm posting the introduction here, and then each of the four paths will be a separate link in the comments. Hope it's not too confusing, and thanks for reading!

I stood at the cliff’s edge, surveying the majestic scene before me. The sun was just beginning to rise over the snow-tipped mountains in the distance, sunlight scintillating off icicles in the pines’ branches. In the gorge before me ran a wild river, rushing through the landscape. In the middle were Arcadian hills, punctuated with wildflowers emerging from their hibernation. It was beautiful.

I sat down, took out my canvas and paints, and began to attempt to capture the beauty of nature before me. I had come out to the wilderness alone for a weekend camping trip. I had planned to invite my girlfriend, but just before I was going to ask her, she had broken up with me, complaining that I focused too much on painting and nature and not enough on her. I was still devastated, but pouring myself into my work was helping to soothe my troubled soul.

[m/f] How I slept with a group member before a class presentation

So apologies beforehand, I am in no way a master writer. I can write History papers like a champ, but when it comes to stories, eh. This is a throw-away account, as my friends and girlfriend browse Reddit, and I don't need this on my post history, you understand.

A little backstory: I am in my first semester of graduate school, hoping to graduate in Spring 2017 with my Master’s. Part of my program requires an unbelievable amount of presentations/group projects, things I normally despise. I’m also a graduate assistant (which is basically a full/part time job that helps with tuition, housing, meal, etc) in one of the departments on the campus. I grouped up with two girls from the same department as we all work crazy hours, but we know when each other works and we spend most of our time on a certain section of campus so we’re not far away if we have to meet and work on the project. Our professor wasn’t happy with the idea of three people from the same department working together, so he attempts to break our group up. Our saving grace, we’ll call her Kristen, she works in another department and basically says “No worries! They look cool, I’ll work with you.” Which was a huge relief, because a lot of the other students are snooty Type-A pricks who drive me nuts.

Reconnecting with and fucking an old crush. (m/f)

This past weekend I hooked up with an old High School crush I hadn't seen in about 13 years. We'll call her Storm.

My wife and I decided a long time ago to have an "open" marriage. Like a lot of such things, this started with a few threeways with an ex-girlfriend of mine that I was still friends with. Since those trysts came to an end I've been unsuccessful in finding a woman good enough to actually sleep with me.

I went looking for Storm a few weeks ago on Facebook, but to no avail. She was one of those girls who never went by her given name, but none of her old nicknames turned up. Thinking Oh, well to myself I moved on.

One night I got a friend request from a name I didn't recognize. I went poking around her pictures (which were a lot of drawings) until I found an actual picture of her, and holy shit! there she was!

I added her and we immediately began chatting. It was one of those weird times where things just seemed to fall in to place, and within twenty minutes we were trading dirty pictures and making nasty comments about each other. About how we missed so many opportunities back in "the day" since we didn't know we liked each other.

Just fucked [M]y [T]rans girlfriend in the back of my Volkswagen in my office parking lot

So, my girlfriend wanted to borrow my car today to go visit some friends but I had to work. So she drove me to work this morning and dropped me off at work. When she dropped me off, she told me she would do anything later tonight to thank me for it. I had been sitting at work all day getting rock hard anytime I thought about all of the stuff I could do to her tonight.

It's finally 3:30 and time to go! So I go outside to wait for her and she calls me and apologizes that she's running a few minutes late. So I sit down on the steps and wait, and my cock is just getting harder by the minute. I finally see my GTI Hatchback turn into the parking lot.

She gets out and says "oh, you're the last one here?" and I said that I was. She turns back towards the driver door and leans into the car and the hatch releases. She goes around and fully opens the hatch and tells me to sit on the opening. She squats down and quickly undoes my zipper and pulls out my cock. It's already throbbing as she puts her lips around it and slowly slides it in and out of her mouth. i put my on her head and grabbed a handful of hair and started guiding her mouth up and down the shaft. I look down and notice her stroking her cock through her salmon colored dress.