Fingering my Hippy-Chick Girlfriend, in the Park, in the Nineteen-seventies [FM] [Exhibitionism][voyeur]

It’s hot and sunny here in the U.K. today. Reminds me of the heat wave of nineteen-seventy-six.

I was twenty-two and I looked like a rock god — couldn’t play a note, though. A year later my hair was gone but I took up guitar. Yeah, Punk changed everything.

I was going out with an eighteen year old named Belinda. She’d moved in with me that May. On Friday evenings we used to walk the three miles to the city centre, to save the bus fare so we would could buy one more drink. The rent, food, and utilities meant we were skint all the time, we always had to scrape for the weekend.

While we waited for the pub to open we would go across to the park and find a secluded spot, have joint. This day I noticed a guy about fifty yards away trying to conceal himself in the rhododendrons.

Belinda and I had been holding hands, kissing from time to time, proper lovebirds. My hair was shoulder length back then, thick and wild. I had on a a white embroidered cheesecloth shirt and loons — yeah, I know! From where he was he must have though I was a chick, that we were two females

Tim & Sara Part 2 [MF]: Sara Shows Her Submissive Side [long] [submissive] [dirty Talk]

This is a repost because apparently I fail at tagging and we are working on part 4

Here is part 1.

Tim & Sara Part 1: I [F]ucked [M]y Coworker (40sM/30sF) [submissive] [dirty talk] [Long] from gonewildstories

So in case you didn’t read part one. I’ll give you the run down. Sara and I are coworkers who are both separated/divorced. One night she calls me for a bit of help and we end up drinking at a local bar and then heading back to my place to fuck.

Sara is in her thirties, a knockout 5’4” tanned and toned workout queen. With a slender frame but womanly hips. She has super long hair down to the top of her dynamite ass. She needs no makeup to look flawless. About a month before we hooked up she has had her tits done and they looked phenomenal, perfect on her tiny frame. She keeps her pussy completely waxed unless I ask her for some decoration on the top. To go along with all that, she has a fantastic personality which led us to be friends long before anything sexual happened.

Tim & Sara Part 1: I [F]ucked [M]y Coworker (40sM/30sF) [submissive] [dirty talk] [Long]

This is a repost because I apparently fail at tagging. We are working on a part 4.

O hai Reddit. At the behest of my girlfriend I am posting some of my sexy stories from after I got divorced. She is a lurker on this sub and finds it incredibly hot. I am going to keep some of the details intentionally fuzzy in case one of my adult children are on this sub.

(Warning: This is the decidedly unsexy part.)

Morning blowjobs are fun when you move in together [FM]

I woke up to him spooning me, pressed close against my body from head to toe. He was kissing the back of my neck and I could feel his cock pressed between my cheeks. I was half asleep but I squirmed as he held me and he pushed himself against me in the delicious way that we used to wake up together a lot of the time. It was a familiar feeling and sometimes it caught me in just the right mood.

We hadn’t lived together long and I was loving the freedom to do what we wanted where we wanted without housemates and other interferences. Not having to be quiet in the morning was a great bonus. I sleep deeply, wake up slowly, and am not a morning person, and if he kept me comfortable and didn’t go too fast he could move me from the land of dreams to taking me on my side or on my front with neither of us saying a word.

The Gift, An iPad. The Result, Sexual Devastation [MF]

I’ve been lurking for awhile, finally felt up to posting something that happened to me recently.

I’ve been dating this girl, “Jenny”, for about a year and a half. For the sake of full disclosure, I will mention she had a boyfriend when we meet. One thing lead to another and we ended up having sex while she was still in that relationship. After a few months, she told the guy, ended the relationship, and the whole thing was pretty amicable.

She had been living with him in his apartment, I agreed she could move into my condo while she got on her feet and looked for her own place to stay. In truth, I wanted to see what it would like living together. If it went well, I’d bring up letting her stay. If it didn’t go well, I’d just let our agreement run it’s course.

She moves in. It’s amazing. Better than I had even imagine. We fuck every free moment. She’s the best sex I’ve ever had. I come home and she’ll be wearing nothing but lingerie. She started having meals ready for us, she does my laundry, cleans the house. I mean, mind blown. When all of this started I thought, “Okay, she’s just running a scam to kinda lock herself in here, it’ll be short lived. No. It’s been ongoing since maybe the second week. It’s every guys fantasy pretty much.

A Little Birthday B&E [MF]

My wife and I have recently decided at taking a crack at whoring ourselves/stories on the internet. You can check out our (very new) blog at http://www.relationshipgoalsxxx.com that has some pictures, videos, etc.

My 32nd birthday was the first that I spent with my then-girlfriend-now-wife Laura. After a run of bad luck that had us co-habitating extremely early in our relationship, we decided to take fat vacation – one where we choose our destination based on the food available nearby.

Most Redditors, I assume, would have chosen New York, Los Angeles, San Fransisco, Portland, or Austin for a culinary vacation. We found ourselves heading to Cleveland, OH.

It was immediately apparent as we hit the highway as to how a good portion of this three hour drive would be spent, as we weren’t 10 miles from home before my cock was out of my pants and I was getting a spectacular handjob.

I merged onto the highway where we’d spend the majority of the drive, and no sooner had I turned on the cruise control before Laura was bent over the center of the car, blowing me as I drove. I tried to focus on the road, but that can be extremely difficult when you’re getting a porn-quality sloppy blowjob.

[MF] Went down on my girlfriend while she was on the phone with her mom… A bit humorous!

I had just gotten back from a friendly rugby match with some friends, so I went back to my girlfriend’s place to shower and change. After the shower, I was just in my towel(couldn’t find a bathrobe) and could hear her talking in the living room. Every second day, my girlfriend calls her mom.

Now on this particular day I was extremely horny and wanted to eat her out badly. She was sitting on the couch, she had one of my t-shirts on(looked quite loose on her) and big, loose fitting long pants. Our eyes met, and I tried to signal what I wanted to do to her(my eyes pointing at her crotch while I licked my lips). But she gave me an angry/ annoyed look, and she mouthed *I’m on the phone with my mom!*. So I mouthed back *Okay*, and walked straight to where she was sitting. I got to her and went down on my knees. I placed my hands on her knees, phone still next to her head(I could hear her mom saying something about buying tomatoes at the market or something), one hand holding her phone while the other was trying to brush my hands from her knees. She tried to wiggle away, but I gripped her knees pretty tight, then went straight for her hips and ripped those long pants right off.

[M]y [F]irst large-breasted/ high school crush experience

Sorry there’s a lot of exposition here scroll down if you just want the sexy part

Okay so some context here: Deep down I have always been a boob guy. I have also been more concerned with what people thought of me so I only dated a certain type of girl (typically goody good who isn’t too gifted in the boob category). So this all starts at the end of high school where my HS GF and I had just broken up.

There were two girls at my HS that I had a huge crush on, really admiring both of their large tits. Lets just call them Kristin and Aly. This story is about Kristin… See another post for Aly.

Kristin was not only super cute with giant boobs but she also had a bit of a reputation. She had been with or was rumored to have been with a lot of guys and she was kind of a loner. She didn’t care what people thought of her, I admired that. I was obsessed with how I was perceived by my peers so, even though I was always into her especially with the stories I heard, I never made a move.

[MF] Let’s all laugh about the time I got a boner during a school physical from an old ass nurse

DISCLAIMER: this story did not end in any sexual activities. It is just a funny/embarrassing story that happened to me years ago. I’m sure some of you will be able to fantasize it and take it wherever you want (I do), but most will probably not get off from reading it. Skip to the line to avoid background info.

You know how you can just suppress embarrassing shit that happens to you to the point where you forget it even happened? Well, this is one of those times. I recently remembered this while high as beans and figured I’d share it with you strangers.

This happened about 7 years ago while I was in high school (freshman or sophomore), so some of the details are hazy. I’ll try to retell it with as much accuracy as possible.