Growing up I was thin to the point of scrawny, had long hair, and was a bit effeminate in my nature. I liked the image of the hippy, and made this a part of my identity throughout college. After I graduated I started going bald at a young age and had to buzz my hair very short so that my receding hair line was not as visible. I was quite the pot head, and loved eating, so at this time I started to get thicker. Mind you, I love doing calisthenics and yoga, so I don’t mean fat, I just started filling out as I got older. People started to see me differently at this time (late twenties), as I wasn’t obviously a hippy anymore. I was dressing more professionally for work, growing my facial hair etc. These changes took some time to adjust to and I went through over a year dry spell romantically as I adjusted to a new image of myself. I was still moderately attractive, I just felt insecure about my hair loss at that time.
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Dreams do come true. [MF] [age gap] [daddy issues]
PREFACE: I can submit photos, texts, more evidence than a motherfucker. When I am done I will clean up some photos on my phone and send them to anyone that will upload them on imgur for me. I don’t wanna fuck with it especially if there’s no want or appreciate for the hours I just spent typing this bullshit. I know you all want pics and proof. I need one volunteer and I will email them, not send on reddit because I don’t know how, but EMAIL them, and you, whoever you are, please upload them and send me the link and I will edit and add it at the end of this. Thank you whomever you are. Back to the show.
Hi Reddit. 38-year-old divorced guy with a young kid here. To all the lonely guys out there, especially the ones my age that think the best is behind them, I have something very important to tell you… DREAMS CAN COME TRUE. I am living proof. On another note, to all the guys out there that have abandoned their daughters, first, let me regretfully say thank you, and secondly, I would sacrifice my happiness in a heartbeat if it meant you would all do the right thing and love what you have created, but instead you sperm donors are pieces of shit, and lucky for my girl she ran into me and not someone like you. Now on to the fun. (NO APOLOGIES FOR LENGTH AND NO TLDR EITHER, THIS DOUBLES AS MY THERAPY. THE GOOD STUFF IS COMING I PROMISE AND YES I AM AN ASSHOLE)
Lesbian Blowjob and the Accidental Sisters [MF] [MF] [MF] [Oral] [Oops]
The sordid details for these events are a bit hazy since they took place long ago, so it’s less sexy than normal so feel free to skip it.
I had a friend who I hung out with a lot in the summer after I graduated high school. Her style seemed inspired by Avril Lavigne with the wife beaters, dark bra, boots, and dark eye makeup. She considered herself punk rock nonetheless so I’ll call her Punky. 5’7″ D cups, dark pixie hair and a pear shaped body. She was a lesbian and had never been with a man before. I knew she hung out with me mostly because I had a car and could drive her places, but in turn she knew where to go to meet up with other lesbian and bisexual girls, so it was mutually beneficial.
One night on the way home on a night she struck out she confided that she was at some level curious about having sex with a man, but could never see herself having a relationship with one, and the prospect of making out with one revolted her. So being the gentleman I am, offered my services. She gave me a dirty look and said “I don’t think so”. That was the end of that for a few minutes then changed the subject back to my offer and asked to see my dick first.
The Time I [F] got Fucked Hard, in Front of my Roommate [Cheating]
This is a true story. For confidentiality, I have omitted the names of locations, and changed the names of people involved.
BACKGROUND:
Halfway through my undergraduate degree, I decided to go overseas for a year of academic exchange, to experience a new culture and environment. I was excited to meet new people, and create new experiences while venturing outside of my comfort zone. At the time of this story, I was about 20 years old and I had been dating my boyfriend Jacob for 2 years. Overall, Jacob and I we had a very healthy relationship and were very happy with one another. Sexual compatibility was our one pitfall at times. I am a very horny and sexually explorative person, whereas, Jacob enjoys sex, but he doesn’t need it on a regular basis (After a week without sex, I’ll usually get sexually frustrated. Whereas, Jacob can easily go two weeks without any sexual contact).
I chose the school location of my academic exchange based on the environment and culture, rather than its academic prestige. In my home country, I was a relentless student who worked hard to maintain a high grade-point average (GPA), so that I could later attend graduate school once I finished my undergrad. The exchange program would allow me to “take a break” for 8 months and enjoy myself, more, as the exchange grades would only appear as “Pass” or “Fail” on my university transcripts.
Waking up to something completely different [MF]
It was a rainy Wednesday afternoon, I came back from school with all my energy drained, so I fell face down on the couch and passed out for an hour. Then I started browsing Reddit, but I still felt kind of alone. With no hesitation, I reached for my phone to dial one of my friends to play Super Smash on the Wii. Right when I was about to tap on my contacts, my girlfriend called me. I answered it with my 300ms reaction time and we had a little conversation about how the day was going, she then proceeded to ask me if I wanted to hang out downtown. Even though it was pouring outside, I still said yes. I later convinced my friend to come with me, and we quickly hopped onto the bus heading to the GO train station.
[M]y Girlfriends Weird [F]etish
My girlfriend (close to a year) has a few fetishes, most of which are relatively mainstream. But she does love doing this one kind of strange thing that I’ve never heard of before, I don’t even know what to call it really.
Basically it started one night when I was eating a sandwich. We were sitting on the couch. So I’m sitting there eating a sandwich and she says “I love the way your neck moves when you eat.” She said it kept moving (like the muscles and veins) every time I bit down into my sandwich. Now I’m a sandwich type of guy, I eat 3 a night. So she’s looking at my neck for a while and then she comes over to feel it. She just rests her hands cupped around my neck for a while.
So this happens like 3 nights in a row and I realise that she like REALLY likes this, so I say “Ok. What’s up with the neck thing?”. We’re very open etc.. and she tells me that it turns her on. So I tell her to go ahead and touch herself with one hand and leave her other hand on my neck while I eat my bread.
Hooking up with the girl I tutored [MF]
All the love I got last post really warmed my heart. I was a creative writing major in my past life, and still a perv this one, so this is a great outlet for me.
This is a back when I was a sophomore in college, working as a chemistry tutor. Now usually, the way it worked was students would register for tutoring through the school (at no cost to them), and then get assigned a tutor (employed by the university). This worked out to like, 15 students per tutor, working in groups of 4-5 at a time. If you wanted 1-on-1 tutoring though, you can work something out with one of the tutors separately, and basically just pay out of pocket.
Well one day I get an email from the learning center saying this girl Lisa is looking for a private tutor. Immediately I look her up on Facebook (don’t act like you wouldn’t). Her profile is private so I can only see a small pic, but I can tell she’s blonde, maybe kinda chubby.
Worse case scenario I make $20 an hour. Email her, she immediately agrees on the price, we set a time later that night and exchange numbers.
[MF] Seduced at a party – pt. 2 [cheating]
I drove Mara home in silence. The excitement of the encounter still racing through my head, but fading into the guilt I was feeling.
I had cheated on Alison, and I enjoyed it.
When I pulled up to Mara’s house, I still hadn’t said a word. She didn’t get out of the car right away. I couldn’t bring myself to look at her, but she leaned in and rubbed my crotch. My member responded slightly, once again rebelling against my better instincts. She kissed me on the cheek and whispered, “Thanks. You were amazing.” Then she got out.
I made up with Alison and wrestled with whether or not to tell her, but I eventually decided against it. School was done so I would never have to see Mara again. Alison was a good girlfriend and I didn’t want to hurt her. It was best if we just put it behind us.
A month after graduation, we we’re invited to a house party hosted by a bunch of friends. I wasn’t that into it, but Alison really wanted to go, so I tagged along. When we arrived, the party was already pretty crowded. After we walked in Alison found a friend and started mingling. I told her I would go get us some drinks. As I approached the punch bowl, I saw her.
Wi[f]e surprises [f]or [m]e at ho[m]e
Hey guys!
It has been awhile since I posted, but I finally have something to post about. I took my wife to a local adult theater / book store a while ago and she had an amazing time. When we left she told me she was going to do something for me next time. I didn’t think about it much since I thought she was still high from having multiple orgasms. I just smiled and we went home. Well last night was the night she decided to do that something.
I am driving home and decide to call her and ask what our plans were for the night. She picks up and was more happy than usual. She said we have plans and I should grab some food while I am out. I didn’t think much of it and told her i would be home in about 30 minutes . I grabbed some take out and drove home. I drive up to the house and notice that there is a car parked in my driveway. I have no idea who it is but I was a little irritated by it. I grab my bag of food and come through the front door. My wife is sitting at the bar in our kitchen drinking a beer. I come over to give her a kiss.
Stupidest night of [M]y li[F]e
In college, I had been dating Olivia for about 5 months when everything fell apart. It was entirely my fault.
Oliva was perfect and very out of my league. Super smart, about 5 foot 1 or so, with beautiful DD tits, and perfect toned ass and legs because she had recently quit a college sports team. On top of all that Olivia had a very high sex drive. She would sleep over almost every night, and we would have sex multiple times, including the best morning sex ever. Olivia spoiled me to be honest. She had an IUD, so I never had to use condoms, and she never turned down sex, like ever. On top of that we had a bunch of mutual friends and she was from the same state as me so I know we would be able to see each other over the summer.
Of course, everything perfect is too good to be true. Olivia had had many more previous relationships than me even though she was a year younger, and she was very against long distance relationships after a previous bad break up. Due to some miscommunication with her parents about travel plans and different obligations at the end of the school year, I ended up in the school area an extra week while Olivia flew back home right after her last final. After that I wasn’t going home right away because I had a short internship in another different state.
I guess, a little about me is in order before the crazy stupid sex begins. I’m a little over six foot in decent shape, a little muscle definition but nothing crazy by any means. Since I live with college athletes and I’m a NARP, I’ve always felt overwhelmed by my super jacked roommates in the body department. As for my dick, it’s pretty average lengthwise, circumcised, and if anything a little extra girthy.