[MF] A night at the bar leads to the best sex in my life
Posted on February 28, 2017 by Adventurejack415
Tag: Girlfriend
After the breakup, I went on the prowl [mff] [cum] [piss] [golden shower] [mast] [ass play] [threesome] [oral] [reluc]
It happened two weeks ago and was sort of mutual. I could rant and rave about every issue, but at the core, we were just two different people who wanted different things out of life. You can waste your own time filling in the blanks — what those things were.
I moved in a hotel immediately after and looked at some short term rental properties to tide me over until I was ready to buy a place. I heard a quote once that said, “The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else,” so … I started hitting up all of my old connections.
There was this woman who used to work out next to me on the stairclimber. I messaged her with this line:
“Hey Jessie! Hope you’re doing well. I have a question for you and I’m gonna apologize ahead of time for being so forward. I recently broke up with my girlfriend of three years and am not interested in dating again for quite a while. However, I always thought you were beautiful and if you were interested in a NSA sort of set up, let me know.”
Conference sex with an old FWB [MF][Mutual masturbation][cumplay][cheating][dirtytalk]
Reading /u/analbeaver´s story of [how he cane on his coworker´s face](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/7bibiw/came_on_my_coworkers_face_at_a_convention/), reminded me of a similar experience of my own.
I was at a work conference with a few colleagues, when I spotted Kristine, an old FWB from my high school days, who I hadn´t seen since we graduated.
For a few years, Kristine was my designated late night booty call. If I had been out, and hadn´t had any luck, I very often ended up in her bed in a dormitory close to my parents house. I would call her at any time, and often in embarrassing states of drunkenness, and I never recall her turning me down. From my perspective, it was an ideal setup. Kristine was cute and fun, and the only reason she wasn´t my first option every night, was that she was a bit too chubby, and had a bit too much of a slutty reputation – simply put, a lot of other girl´s didn´t like her much, as she had slept with too many of their boyfriends, so hanging out with her often meant getting involved in a lot of drama, as every other girl turned into a total bitch around her.
[MF] college sex with a girl who has dwarfism
So in college I was a nerd, still am a nerd. I’m tall and skinny, and play a lot of video games ect ect. As you can imagine the people I associated with were like me. Basically, we were not partying it up at the popular frat on the weekend, however we had are own fun and college was a blast.
I had two hook ups/one night stands in college. First one was my sophomore year (lost my vCard) the second time was my junior year (The reason for this post). My senior year I was in a relationship. Anyways, it was a Saturday and me and my friends have a small gathering. All the same people we hang with on a regular basis. Except, for one of our friends(Female, who was dating my roommate) had brought two of her friends from highschool , who were visiting that weekend. The one friend in particular, let’s call her “Kelly” had dwarfism. She had a normal head shape, slim body with like wide hips/big ass. Kelly was really outgoing and friendly, and she mingled with everyone well.
[MF] I lied to my girlfriend for my own sexual pleasure
The most fucked up thing I’ve done that I can think of was with my long term then-girlfriend. She’s from the US and I’m from Germany. When we moved here together for a while, she wanted to see physiatrist for some mild issues with her back. So i took her to one that I’ve known as a personal family friend since I was little.
So we get there and they tell me what’s gonna be done and what’s required. Basically she needs to strip down to her underwear and (sports)bra, they take x-rays of her whole body, then the doctor performs a physical exam on her and lastly he sets her joints. Since she barely speaks German, I vaguelay translate it to her, we go to the x-ray waiting room and wait. Then, and i don’t why, I get quite horny and get the fantasy of her being naked for this whole oredeal. So after a little thinking I excuse myself and leave to speak to the receptionist. I tell her that due to the warm weather my girlfriend isn’t wearing any underwear and ask if that’s a problem. She hasitates, tells me that it’s unusual but it’s fine. So I walk back to my girlfriend and tell her that they absolutely require her to be buck naked for this. She gets upset about it but eventually gives in and accepts it.
Funny sex with [M]y older brothers college [F]riend
Hey guys! First time poster after two years of lurking so go easy (any tips are welcome especially on punctuation). I hope you enjoy my very true story and if you want more I have a few, but this is one of the luckier ones.
I’ll start off by giving a description of both of us so you can skip the first paragraph to where the story begins.
Introducing J: a pretty short, very petite, short-tempered, cute and funny girl. She had dark hair and brown eyes and she was full Spanish. She really was quite cute, definitely out of my league as she was 3 years older than I, which made me think there’s no chance. she was 20 at the time.
About me, I’ll call me A. I’m a skinny, blue eyed, black hair, too reliant on comedy to cover up my defects type of guy. I’m also average height at 5’10 or a meter and seventy-something. This all happened in the Barcelona area.
Begin story ! New Friendship
This was in college [MF][Sleep][Masturbation]
Homecoming was coming up, and the frat’s float for the parade wasn’t ready. So immediately after class we went to the barn where we were building it, and everyone (brothers, little sisters, friends) got to work. We worked until 2am getting it ready, then drove it across town to campus.
By the time we got to the house, we were all so tired we were punchy. The people who lived in the house went upstairs to bed, and the people who lived on campus went to their rooms. The college was in my hometown, so I lived at home. Rather than fall asleep at the wheel driving home, I decided to just crash on the couch in the living room of the frat house.
One of the little sisters, Denise, decided she didn’t want to walk across campus at 2:30am and crashed as well. Denise wasn’t attractive, nor was she unattractive. She was … well … Denise. Average face, average body, always around, everyone’s friend.
the bohemian girl and her chinese roommate [m] [f] [f] [voy] [mast] [oral] [affair]
Krisha and I met at a dinner party. She was one of those bohemian looking chicks. I thought she’d shown up wearing pajamas, but it turned out it was a new trendy harem style pant. Whatever.
She was a free spirit. She had long brown hair and one of those bar earrings. I was with my girlfriend, Amy, who was the exact opposite of Krisha, so naturally, I was attracted to her.
I went over to say hello.
“I like your look,” I said. “I’m not sure what it is, exactly, but I like it.”
She laughed and we started talking.
“Thanks, man,” she said, extending her hand. I took her hand in mine and noticed she had all sorts of interesting tattoos.
“You’re different,” I said, smiling. “It’s reassuring, here, where basically everyone is the same. Dyed blonde hair. Kate Spade purse, Acura in the driveway.”
“I feel you,” she said with a smirk. “It’s been an adjustment for me. I came from Colorado for work and sometimes I feel like I stand out too much.”
“Nah, fuck ’em,” I said with a wink.
[MFM] Shared My Girlfriend with a friend of mine she hates.
It’s a been a while since my last confession and I know there’s a gap in my experiences which I will get to on another date. Reason being, work. I haven’t had the time to type anything up…
But I’m sitting here looking at past videos that I have documented and one of my favorite all-time experiences I have ever had was the time I shared my GF with a friend of mine that she hated!!!!
Every once in a while, I get this urge to share my significant other. It actually feels like an addiction you cant feed. I would all day long no matter where I was or was doing, I was thinking of all different scenarios on how I would share her with other men.
So one weekend we finally had the place to our selfs. We smoked lots of weed, got really high and we had lots of sex. She was very submissive, loved when I told her what to do, I mostly used her as a sex slave myself. Snap my fingers, point, at my dick and she stops everything she’s doing to take care of me and all I could do was to continue fantasizing about sharing her. even though I had her to myself and I could use any of her holes. it wasn’t enough.
16 Reasons Why I Look Back Fondly on an Early Relationship [MF]
Was reminiscing about an old girlfriend, and a few stories popped into my head, so I decided to rattle off a short list of things I could remember that I cherished from our time together.
1) If I told her I had a crap day at work, or she could tell I was stressed, she would ask if I wanted some head to relax. (and sometimes she wouldn’t ask, she would just start)
2) I always knew where I stood with her sexually. She always wanted it. I always wanted it. I guess you could say we enjoyed both being each others objects of desire.
3) She made it known that she was absolutely fine with me taking her whenever I wanted, and I extended to her that same sentiment. And we did, often, and for better or worse, I bet that’s how all those weird porn locations/poses originate.
4) She would ask me to have sex with her in her sleep. She’d never sleep through it, but always woke with a smile on her face.