In grad school I spent a semester studying in Paris – which was basically an erotic hallucination that lasted for 4 months.
I happened to go with a good friend of mine who was also in the program with me.
He was a gentlemanly type, raised deeply evangelical, and he hadn’t yet learned better. (He was a 28 year old virgin). Basically he treated women like Venus de Milos – headless works of art to be placed on a dais and worshiped. So his idea of them as sexual beings (or just human beings) was all Mike-Penced to hell.
But I liked him. He was nice and he made me laugh. We were roommates at the dorm.
So while we were there, he met this beautiful Italian girl who was also in our program. I cannot stress this enough, but she was absolutely stunning. Very thin. Black hair, pale skin. No tits to speak of, and an absolutely perfect ass. She looked like a classic movie star, like a thin Elizabeth Taylor. The only problem was that she was very mean. You might be generous and call her “passionate” but she definitely had an attitude. But for whatever reason, her and my friend sort of paired off, which was weird because he never had a mean word to say about anyone (except Liberals like me, who were the ministers of Satan.)