[M]y very petite and very pregnant [F]riend masturbated in front of me while her husband watched.

I posted this story in a r/askredditafterdark thread earlier, but talking about it has given me a bit of a rush so I decided I’d share it somewhere else ;) btw I’m no good at erotic storytelling, sorry, this is just me recalling a night that’s burned into my brain forever.

throwaway because this is a very personal story and I don’t want anyone learning who this story is about

So my friend is a bit of a nympho. She turns every conversation into one about sex or masturbation, has loud sex in her bedroom while friends are over, I’m sure you know the type. One time she convinced my group of friends to get really drunk and strip for each other at the tail end of a party. Anyway, that’s not the story.

Last year she was pregnant, like, really pregnant. She’s a very short, very skinny and petite, 20-something. Super tiny and cute… But she was like, weeks away from her due date. We were over at her house for a little get-together, and the night was winding down, everyone that was drinking had gotten pretty drunk, and a bunch of people left.

My girl[f]riend’s sister gave [m]e a handjob

This is a story I posted here a while ago, but deleted out of fear I might be recognized by some, as I initially described it with very detailed information. So here it is again, but with just enough of the interesting stuff.

So, I was at this beach party with my (now ex) girlfriend, her friends and her family. Among my girlfriend’s family members being present was her sister Natalie (fake name). Natalie is quite a chubby lady: she eats and she drinks a lot. But she has the prettiest face (here I unfortunately have to skip some interesting facts about her beauty. Oh well…). And my girlfriend once told me that Natalie is, to put it in her words, “not afraid of men”, which essentially means that she’s sexually very positive, if not a slut.

I had drank a little, but was not drunk. However, Natalie, true to herself, was relatively drunk. Came a moment when I had to go for a pee. I told my girlfriend so. Natalie overheard me saying that to my girlfriend. She jokingly (I thought) shouted: “need some help?” I simply looked at her and jokingly gave her the “why not” face. And I walked away.

New Year’s Eve [Group]

So, Story Time:
I was bartending at a craft cocktail bar a few years ago on New Year’s Eve. We were all a little champagne and whiskey drunk, and at midnight everyone was kissing everyone. Straight, gay, male, female, it didn’t matter. I probably made out with five or six people that night before we even left work.

For months before this night, there had been serious sexual tension brewing between myself and one of the servers. The tension was palpable. You could reach out and feel it. Her eyes told me exactly what she wanted and mine certainly weren’t hiding anything.

I was crushing hard, and it went on like this for months, but this night, New Year’s Eve, somehow I just knew we were finally going to fuck. I knew it before the shift had even started, before we were all fucked up.

After work, I take all my coworkers to go to the local pub. My girlfriend at the time did the same. We split into our separate work groups.

The festivities continued, lots of kissing everyone else, lots of drunken, “I fucking love you, man!”’s — Just another wild New Year’s Eve until…

One o[f] a kind [m]assage!

Long time lurker but finally decided to share a story that I was reminded of today! So let me start by saying I’ve been to my fair share of massage parlors in my younger days. Now that I’m on the other side of 30 and have been with my girlfriend for 3 years now, the only massages I get are usually during couples massages or just a simple foot massage if it’s been a gruelling week at work. Might have been an ad I saw but can’t explain what compelled me to get a full body massage the other day and I definitely was not ready for what happened.

This place was offering a full body massage for $40 for a full hour so I said why not. I was a little worried that this might be a typical Asian rub and tug joint but once I got inside I felt a little better seeing a senior couple in the lobby, giving me the impression this was a legit massage place. So I check in and the receptionist brings me to a room where she asks me to undress and lay down. It’s been a while since I’ve had a full body massage but I’ve had been experiences where they’ve gotten oil all over my underwear so I said what the hell and opt to go commando – it’s probably going to be some unattractive old lady whatever.

[FMF] Two girls, a guy, and a twin bed; AKA the best night of my life

I’ve never opened up about this before to anyone except to my ex, so I’m going to type some preface and a couple missed threesome opportunities I’ve had before I get to the story that’ll help give some context for why this night was so incredible and lucky for me (skip to the 5th paragraph for the story).

Context: I’m a 23 year old male living in a small college apartment. Ever since I was around 12-14 I’ve fantasized about being with two girls or more. My first ‘porn’ experience was looking up youtube videos where one guy was being wrestled or flirted with by more than 1 girl (had to keep it pg being in a religious household, if I was caught with actual porn I was going to be in huge trouble). I guess you could say it’s my preference, or you could call me polyamorous. One girl doesn’t really do it for me anymore, despite being with so many girls over my life. I guess you could say I’m embracing my preference for the first time.

The Ride Home from the Water Park [MF]{Cheating}

This happened almost 25 years ago, when I was only 18.

It was the end of summer vacation, and my friend group decided to do a little miniature caravan out to the water park a few hours away. It was one of those places with a tide pool and slides and a few non-water rides, but all in all a fun time and a good way to spend a random Wednesday when it wasn’t over-crowded. About fifteen of us went, but I was in the car with my friend Jason, his friend Steve (who I didn’t know well), and Steve’s girlfriend, Betsy (who I didn’t know at all).

I went to a private high school, so my friends were from all over the county. It was hard to get us together in a large group because some of us were over an hour away from the rest. Seeing everyone was great, and a lot of fun was had.

[MF] That time I spent the night at my girlfriend’s sister’s place…

About 4 years ago I met Lindsay, and we hit it off instantly. She was a slim brunette with a smoking body and 32DD tits. Over time I got to know her family pretty well – her younger sister Megan, a spunky chick who was a marathon runner, and in incredibly good shape, and her older sister Sammie. Sammie deserves more detail, since she is who this story is about.

Sammie is a tall brunette with 34DD tits, and is the classic protective older sister. She lives in Chicago, she curses, she’s loud, and she loves to fuck total douchebags. She’s that girl you want to fuck, but know you never will because, well, she’s your girlfriend’s older sister…Over naturally knowing Lindsay’s family, we all added each-other on social media, and we mostly used snapchat to message random stuff of how our day was going. About 7 months after I met Sammie, I got a snap from her that showed her toes peeking out of a bubble bath, her hand holding a pipe with some nice kush in it. She sent stuff like this all the time on Snapchat to people. I was out of the country on a business trip, so hadn’t seen Lindsay in a few months at this point. Out of boredom, I responded, “Looks super relaxing”, and tossed my phone on the bed to go fap. Anybody who’s dated somebody with hot siblings will understand when I say that I wanted to bang Lindsay’s sisters. If I could choose, I’d fuck Sammie in a heartbeat, but spunky Megan would have sufficed too. Alas, I was still in a relationship at the time, so I wouldn’t give in to any of that.

The Library

This story is for adults only (that means you need to be at least 18 years

old). If you’re under 18, well, you’re reading this at your own risk.

You’ve been warned.

This story contains erotic material. I can’t be held responsible for

what you do while you read it. I do hope you enjoy it however.

The Library

M/F, teens, reality

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“I hate this class,” Mindy huffed, as she plopped her books on the table

in front of me.

It was late at night. Actually, it was somewhere around 2:00 AM. No

one else was in the student center and that’s that way it should have been.

It had been closed for nearly two hours.

I had been working as a security guard for the college Mindy & I

attended, near a large city in the midwest. After my first rounds, just

after midnight, she met me at the guard shack. We had set up a time to

study in the center as an effort to make sure I didn’t fall asleep while on

duty.

[MF][MFF] My First Love

First off before we begin, this is the first time I have tried to write a sexy story. And while it is a story, it’s also a pretty accurate account of my first adventures in sex and love. I have not given people’s names and omitted some events. This took place earlier this year, somewhere in the UK.

# My First Love

I was a late starter to dating as a 39 year old guy. I had always been sexually interested in women but massively lacked confidence, due to two main body image issues, I have been obese ever since I was a teenager, and I’m a little on the small size in the trouser department, both caused bullying at school which made me think that girls would never be interested in me, so I never bothered asking them, and I never got approached either. Being a bit shy and introverted didn’t help either. I had always been pretty horny, but as a nerdy computer loving teenager in the mid-nineties, I was in the first generation to be brought up on internet porn, so I curbed my hornyness in the normal way, and tried to convince myself that I was asexual as I couldn’t bring myself to be naked in front of anyone and that girls will just not be interested in me.

The first time I fucked my best friend [FM] (Long)

Since you guys liked my last story so much and as I said, that there will be a few weeks break before I can continue there, I wanted to share another story.

So this happened before I met my current girlfriend. To give a bit of context, I was always a nerd, who hasn’t had a lot of interaction with girls. But I met my best friend in school and since then we stuck together. We always had kind of a crush for each other but it never got somewhere because we were scared that our friendship could take damage from it.

So one day after work, I decide to go and check on her if she would want to get high together. It is still a normal thing for us to not call or text each other but just to show up at the other one’s house, ring and see if someone is there.

This time her mom opens the door. Her mom was super nice to me and said that Rachel was sleeping. But she would check out. I wait in front of the door and goes up to Rachel’s room. Soon after she comes down and said that Rachel just finished taking a shower and will be down soon, once she put some clothes on.