Me, a Methed-Up Lesbian & The Biker Gang (M/F, terrifying moments)

Hey, my usual disclaimer here: I'm a writer using the pen name Johnny Dongle, to protect myself & the identities of the people in my story. All of these stories are 100% true and really happened; I only change names. This particular story is one of the craziest I have.

OK, so it's sometime in the fall of 2012, and I'm cruising Craig's List for sexual shenanigans. I'm a single father of 3 kids and I have them 5 days a week. Working full-time and being a full-time dad consumes most of my time, so at the time I was cutting right to the chase and using CL when I wanted to get laid. When I post Craig's List ads, I always use my secret weapon, and that's the offer of a "sensual massage." I trained as a massage therapist long ago, right out of high school, so giving an awesome massage is my ace in the hole when it comes to getting laid, and I play it every time I can. If you can give a phenomenal massage, your chances of getting laid go up tenfold.

[M]assage Role-play with Sexy Wi[f]e

It's been a long couple weeks around my house. I've been out of town with a new job for most of the last 2 weeks and my wife's been home from work several times with sick kids and we're working on getting our new house set up. It's all led to a pretty long dry spell in terms of the sexy times between the wife and I. Over the long weekend, I hatched a plan to deal with that directly. We had plans to go to a cookout on Sunday afternoon and then drop the kids off with the Grandparents overnight until dinnertime on Monday. My plan was to take advantage of this kid-free day and get some sexy-times started.

The cookout went well, the kids played and my wife and I got to visit with some of our friends we hadn't seen in a long time. At about 4, we left the cookout and drove over to the Grandparent's house to drop the kids off. They were both a little cranky and tired from not getting a nap, but in good spirits because of the sleepover away from home. After dropping off the kids, we went and did a little shopping for the house. You know, the kind of stuff you can't take little kids to because they'll be bored to tears almost instantly. After the shopping, we went to a new restaurant not far from our house and had a nice dinner and more importantly, my wife had 3 big glasses of Sangria.

Baldy Fatman & The Arkansas Hotwife [m/m/f, threesome]

This is my second post. I'm a writer & decided to write about my true sexual encounters under the pen name of Johnny Dongle. I've had some crazy stuff happen to me, but if I post all of those at once, everyone will think I'm full of shit. So this one is much closer to the norm around these parts. Enjoy. Names are changed, but facts are 100% true, to the letter.

I use the Casual Encounters section of Craigslist almost constantly to find sexual partners and adventures. Some personal info here, if you wanna try and put a picture to your protagonist: I’m a single father of three kids. I work a fairly boring technology job, although I’m a trained massage therapist from my younger days (more about that in a bit). I’m graduate educated, in decent physical shape, not at all wealthy but I can pay all my bills on time. I’m heterosexual. In the looks department, I’d say I’m average. I’m just over six feet tall, dark blond hair, blue eyes. My penis is a little bigger than average, I guess, but not some massive porn-star kidney-scraper. Long and short, there’s nothing about me that screams “super-hot attractive stallion” but also nothing that screams “oh my God, get me away from that thing!”

M/f Sarah’s birthday surprise cums wrapped between two cheeks. Part 3

This is a continuation of an on-going series. I consider this to be a stand alone story so previous readings are not required to the posting below.

The gift of the Sexual Coupon

Sarah and I had been bf/gf for a few months now and our relationship was predominately sex based with a little actual couple related stuff thrown in here and there. I was an innocent naive virgin before all this started and she laid conquest after sexual conquest in those regards. We had a name for everything; pussy poundings, anal adventures, bondage barealls, flogging free-for-all's, toying tests, breast beatings, nipple nastiness, fanny figgings, bum beatings, rectum ravagings, vagina vindications, oral operations.. the list was growing at every encounter.

Sarah was 21 and I was coming up on my 20th birthday. She was average height with long brunette hair down to her back and sparkling hazel green eyes. Her California body was dark and tan except where her milky skin met with gorgeous two-piece bikini tanlines. Thin streaks of white invitations that circled her torso and hips leading to her tits, pussy and that perfect ass.

Sex in the new apartment part 1 (M/F)

Hi guys, this is my first story here so bear with me. Writing is not my best subject. A little bit about me: I’m in my late twenties and I work in the automotive industry. For the past year, I’ve been taking night classes to get more certifications. My classes are on Mondays and Wednesdays, pretty late at night. My girlfriend, who I will call Sydnee (fake obviously), and I live together in an apartment. We had just recently moved, so because of all the turmoil, we haven’t had sex for a few weeks. She is half Asian, half white (and 100% sexy) and is in her mid twenties. She’s about 5’3” – 5’4”, pretty slim, long brown hair, with small B cup breasts and a nice ass. She’d always joke that her ass was much nicer when she used to run track and cross country in high school. I didn’t know her then, but I wish I did. Tonight’s class was just like any other; I’d daydream about sex and it always made me super hard (It didn’t help that I was browsing GWStories and totally ignoring the instructor, adding to my pent up sexual frustration). Normally, I would return home after class and Sydnee would already be asleep. Most nights I’d be too tired to jack off, so I’d go to bed with a raging hard-on. As class was ending, I get a simple text: “I’m horny.” A slow smile started to creep across from one cheek to the other. We were finally going to end our dry spell. I text her back that I’m on my way, followed by a wink smiley. The whole 45 min drive home, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to fuck her. I put some porn on my phone, turned up the volume, and listened to it as I was driving, trying to picture everything that was going on. Doing it this way was great; there are no limits to my imagination. I took the wheel with one hand as I whipped my dick out through my zipper and started stroking it slowly. I felt like I was about to explode. I’m averaged size, about 6 ½” long and 1 ¾” in diameter. Today though, it felt like I had gained an extra ½” due to the increased blood activity.

Football Player And Band Geek [mf][oral][sex]

I walked out of the shower. It had been a tough game, but we won. I got stuck with a few interviews, so I was the only player left when I entered the locker room. I kept the towel wrapped around me and almost reached my locker when I noticed a band player over on the other end of the hall. It was late and she looked exhausted from the game. She looked like she’d just gotten out of the shower as she was wearing a sports bra and shorts. She glanced over to me, seeing me in just a towel and turned bright red. Her short clothes and fantastic body turned me on. I could feel my erection rising and I knew that she could see it. I covered myself with my hands and turned my body away from her.

“Uh, good game” she said to me as she turned away. It seemed like she was putting in a lot of effort not to notice my hard on.

“Thanks” I said. As she turned her around, I saw her ass outlined through her near see-through shorts, making my jaw drop. “Hey, uh… Could you, uh… could you come over here for a second? I need your help with something.”

Repost: Public [f]uck with nympho cu[m]slut girlfriend

It happened 15-20 years ago, but it still happened, so I'm going to post this here.

The summer between high school and college was a crazy time for me with the ladies. One of the best though, was my public daytime sex romp with my tall hot cumslut nympho girlfriend. I'll set the scene: We had been dating for almost 2 years at this point, and since we became sexually active in our relationship, there was almost nothing we didn't try and we seriously almost never went more than 2-3 days without getting each other off, and most of the time it was every day.

This particular day though was one of the outliers. It was a summer saturday in our suburb of DC and I had returned the previous night from a 2 week long volleyball tournament trip and I was leaving the next day for a week at the beach with my family. The volleyball trip was great, but I didn't want to do any hooking up because I had a great sexy girlfriend who wanted to do all sorts of kinky shit to me, but with 11 teammates and 3-4 coaches plus a couple parent chaperones, it was really really hard to get enough time to jerk off, and back then, as an 18 year old with a super high porn and nympho fueled libido, I was jerking off or having sex like 3-5 times a day usually. Needless to say I was DESPERATE and frankly, after 2 weeks, so was my girlfiend Kerry.

Bi GF loaned [m]e out to her Roommate [f]or the night (Long)

I've written about my girlfriend Kerry before, but here's another story from about 15 years ago. She and I dated for the last two years of high school, and continued on into college. She was a dirty slut (and I mean that with absolute reverence, she was a nympho of the highest order and just plain creative in her approach to fucking) and I knew that it was going to be hard to stay together at different colleges 3 hours apart if we tried to go strictly monogamous. So we made a deal, we'd try to visit each other on the regular, we'd have a shitload of sex, but we'd also have a greenlight to hook up with other people on occasion with the caveat that we had to tell the other one about it. Shortly after she started college (she was a year behind me), she also expressed lots of fantasies of hooking up with other girls, which I encouraged. Not only was it hot, but it was also a nice first step towards a potential threesome, which I always wanted, and I was certainly less jealous of her being with girls than other guys.

Fuck me like you just bought me.

I saw this reaction gif yesterday, and it… inspired me. I tell you no lies when I say I woke up at two in the morning with the idea in my head and couldn't get back to sleep. So I jerked it, then sat down to write this for you. First-person for dat POV effect. And it's a short blowjob because I don't like blowjobs in my porn.


We'd had dinner half an hour ago and were on the couch, watching… something on Netflix. Companiable, sedate, kind of our style.

Since she'd walked in the door – it was my night to cook – I'd had my eye on her. I don't know what it was about the day. Maybe something in the water, or something someone said to me. But I wanted her.

We'd been married for ten years, and we'd fallen into a routine. Sex was almost always for the bedroom, and it was always slow, loving, focused on each other, a romantic affair with lots of eye contact. But tonight, she'd had her eye on me too. So, I though… why not go to bed early?

When Friends and Love Collide, Part 1 [FFM] [Fdom][Fsub] [Msub] [cuck] [huml]

I met Nikki, what – 1999…? – 14 years ago. New job, new folks, new city.

I was married at the time to someone I knew I should never have married (a straight girl who never grew up; different story) and while there were many opportunities to take that right turn and keep on going, I was always faithful. Until my wife wasn't.

Divorce was painful but there was one part of me that I'd always ignored – speaking of knowing better – that I took solace in: At least with having my own place I could finally indulge in my sexual fantasies without fear. Anyway, I moved out, got a place of my own and started to explore my sexual fantasies. I traveled to different parts of the city and talked with all types of people. People with orgy fetishes, bondage fans, sadomasochists, and freaks of every flavor. During these travels, the first person I got to know was Nikki.