Best Laid Plans

Prologue

It had been nearly a month since Andrea and Chris last had sex. It wasn’t for lack of desire on either part either. Jobs and kids can both really screw with timing. But finally, with a fair amount of planning ahead, the coming weekend looked like it was starting to present opportunity. Both were off work, no pressing errands, and the kids were at Grandma and Grandpa’s for the weekend. Now Chris just had to make it the four days to the weekend.
Chris had been out of town on business twice in that month and between Andrea’s job and feeding the ravenous children and getting them down for bed, little time had been left for each other. They got to talk and kiss daily, but anything more active than a slap on the ass here or there was not in the schedule. Chris hated that their adult time had to be scheduled as he was the more spontaneous of the two, but he understood and accepted the necessity.

Happy New Years – The True Story of [M]y Reluctant [F]irst [Bi] Experience: Part IV – [MMF] [Long] [Very Long]

PART IV:

I’m laying on a couch in the basement, completely naked, with my cock in my hand and I’m not sure who just walked into the room.

There’s no point in trying to cover up. I can’t pretend that I’m not jacking off. I’m caught and there’s no escaping it.

I assume it’s either Ashley or Kyle, but for a second I panic. They aren’t the only people at the party and they aren’t the only ones still awake.

I squint, trying to figure out who it is, as they shut the door and walk over to the couch. Now it’s completely dark again, and eyes can’t make anything out.

“Do you want me to leave you alone, or would you like a hand with that?” To my relief, the voice is Ashley’s.

“Uhhh.. no.. a hand.. a hand would be great.” I reply.

She immediately drops to her knees and replaces my hand with hers around the base of my cock. She starts jerking me off, very soft and slow. She’s tugging much lighter than I was before she burst into the room. The slow speed and my total lack of control are driving me crazy and my cock is begging to unload.

Based on a True Lunch [FF] [Les] [exh] [oral]

Sarah spotted Jennifer from across the street, and waved hello. Jennifer waited for Sarah to cross at the light, and they went in to the sandwich shop together. Both women stayed busy with family, so enjoyed grabbing lunch to catch up when their schedules allowed.

Sitting to eat, the women caught up, but chit chat could not distract Sarah from the more deviant thoughts running through her mind. Finishing their lunches, Sarah mentioned her parking meter expiring. Without discussion, Jennifer walked back to Sarah’s minivan, parked across the street.

“So… should I feed more quarters in the meter…?” Sarah asked. She had parked in a spot not directly next to the building, though on the street, hoping Jennifer would come back with her. “Sure, if you want,” Jennifer replied. Sarah worried that she was being too subtle, and followed up asking, “Want to make out a bit?” Even as she said it, Sarah simultaneously grinned and cringed from how awkward she was being. Jennifer indicated that it sounded like a good plan, though, so Sarah shoved quarters into the meter. The only thing worse than being an adult caught in public would be being an adult caught in public, and given a parking ticket. They climbed in the middle row of the minivan.

26[F] [Str8] [voy] Meeting a man in a women’s restroom [mast]

The room had two stalls. I deliberated on which one to pick. On one hand, the larger one would provide me more space to maneuver. On the other hand, they got more traffic, and would be prone to being dirtier.

I opted for the smaller stall. I settled down and lowered my underwear, then started pissing. The thin stream echoed through the walls as my urine splashed merrily.

It feels good to squeeze out my ample store of urine. I notice the outside door open. I keep on peeing, unfazed. I can take my time.

Shoes click on the hard bathroom floor, heading over to the handicap stall. My stream weakens. I’m just about done. I reach over to grab a fistful of paper to dab my pussy and skidaddle.

Then the man in the next stall begins moving around. I think nothing of it, until I see his feet placed on the edge of my stall and his. A moment later, in the space underneath the stall a perky penis appears, the cock resting right underneath the stall door. It presents itself between hairy thighs. A tight pink ballsack and a looming organ right in the middle. I take note of the shiny, prominent head attached to the thick rod. A handsom pair of balls sit underneath.

Sex at an Anime Convention, Part 1 [m22/f19]

I had originally planned on sharing my stories in chronological order, but a busy schedule and some recent posts on this sub have inspired me to jump ahead of my last story by a few years.

This story is about an amazing girl named Rey that I started dating. Rey was a huge nerd, just like me, and an absolute knock out. 5’6”, rusty red hair, freckles, pale skin, the works. She looked stunning in a dress just as much as in jeans, sweater, and glasses.

For visual learners, she looked very close to this: http://37.media.tumblr.com/7ae273fe674ade0ca4b4f0a4ffb43975/tumblr_n1g158zvEE1s8q9w6o1_250.jpg

Rey always went to an anime convention near us, and while I’d been years prior, I hadn’t bothered going back. She always shared a hotel room with a bunch of her friends and stayed the whole weekend. She’d also rented a room out in her name for her ex and his friends when they were dating, which was now vacant, so I tagged along with a few of my own friends.

The morning of the con was a cluster fuck, as they always are, of getting everyone pooled into one car, finding parking on the very top floor of the parking garage, getting checked in to the hotel amid thousands of people dressed up as different anime and game characters, and finally unpacking.

[M/F] Fucking my girlfriend in the kitchen.

This is a shorter tale but it was a lot of fun last night!

Emily came to spend the weekend with me. She arrived at my home Friday evening after I got off work and we started preparing dinner.

It had been a week since our last go around so we were both horny as hell. She had on tight yoga pants and a purple tank top that hugged those beautiful curves.

After dinner Emily walked to the kitchen to grab a glass and some red wine. I’ve recently taken to Southern Comfort and decided I needed a glass of whiskey. Emily stood on her toes to reach the glasses. This tensed the muscles in her legs and ass. I couldn’t help my self and I gave her ass a playful slap. She quickly spun around and with a playful smirk she punched my arm. I’ve now learned that she has a mean right hook!!

She went for another play punch and I was able to intercept her fist and pulled her in close for a hard kiss. She pulled away and with a devilish smile said “so this is how it’s gonna be?”

Jerking off to my neighbours

I could also have posted this in TIFU but it’s very NSFW so figured here was better.

I live in an apartment building in a city, on the third floor. Last night as I was climbing the stairs at about 1am, a little drunk, I heard what I thought was a moan as I got to the first floor. I stopped and sure enough I could hear this couple inside the apartment going at it like crazy. They had the TV on loud for obvious reasons but even in the hallway you could hear really clearly the sound of some really hot fucking. She was saying really dirty things and you could even hear the guys balls slapping her ass as he was banging her. By the way I only moved here a few months back so I have no idea who this couple is.

I was a but stunned but became very self conscious that I was standing in a fully lit hallway. I started up the stairs to my apartment.

Instructions Ch. 4-6 [F][bd]

Chapter Four

The drive home was a blur. Her nipples ached, her clit was on fire, and she knew that once the rubber bands and clothespin were removed it would only be worse. He had instructed her that the clothespin could come off just outside her door, but the rubber bands were to stay until she had her orgasm. God how that word sounded delicious rolling around inside her head.

Her tires squealed as she pulled into the driveway and sprinted to the door. A quick sweep of her neighborhood showed it mostly empty so she reached down between her legs and gingerly opened the clothespins. The return of blood flow to her sensitive nub sent a wave of pleasure through her that caused her knees to buckle momentarily. She caught herself on the door frame and smiled, reasonably certain that he wouldn’t have promised orgasm this easily if something too terrible were waiting.

The lock clicked before she double-timed it to the chair where she’d left her book. She flipped through the pages before landing on the inside of the back cover where there was a small note that read, “You can cum but only on the spine of this book.”

[m/f] Hooked up with a long time friend last Christmas.

A bit of setup, skip to the break for the sexy parts! Sorry if it’s too long for some people’s taste.

Rebecca and I have been friends since high school when we dated for a while as seniors. After we broke up we kept up a physical relationship because of our chemistry together, and being horny teenagers. She took my virginity and we explored a couple kinks together before we both moved on after high school. Rebecca was a swimmer and had the body to match, pale skin, 5’7’’, 115lbs, and perky tits. We fucked constantly and it was great. Then I was skinny and lanky, now I am 6’4’’, 220lbs, athletic but not bulky, 7.5’’ cock with a Prince Albert.

As the years passed we kept in sporadic contact. I joined the military and moved away. She settled down and started her own career. As we both moved through relationships we’d instant message and then text about whatever we needed to vent about, sometimes sexting or exchanging pictures. Actually seeing each other would usually only happen once every other year or so but we’d never actually done anything beyond platonic hugs. We’re both now 32 years old and a lot more grown up, but no less attracted to each other.