The Tomb of Kummunmee [Halloween silliness][mummy domme][monsters][so many bad jokes][BDSM][warning – it gets weird]

Laura Hilfarm groaned with heated desperation as she pressed her sticky labia together with the slick fingers of one hand while her other moved fitfully from one heaving breast to the other teasing at her rigidly hard nipples. She arched off the sleeping bag as her fingers parted the wet folds of her sex stroking against the hood of her clitoris before easing her lips together once more. She shuddered in a near orgasm gasping into the cramped confines of her tent. Despite the cold desert night outside her body was heated with arousal.

The rocking motion of the camel she had been riding for days, the pressure between her legs, the isolation of the desert, the loneliness and the bitter chill of the desert nights had conspired to drive her to masturbate herself to sleep each night in her tent. But it had become something more: a challenge she set herself. Each night she masturbated and took her straining twitching body to the dripping edge of release but she would not allow herself an orgasm until she found the lost tomb of king Kummunmee.

dated a crazy girl that loved her mom’s tits [FF]

I don’t even know if this exactly fits here. I and a girl were together for 2 years.
Her mom was a single mother, had her very young and is still in her 30’s
She has helped couples with surrogacy before to make some money. Since she had only one child And she was a healthy woman, it was a good source of income
also her and the husband of the recent times divorced.
My ex girlfriend 3 months in said to me that her mom’s boobs are really big. I knew that already 🤣 but of course who would’ve mentioned to your new girl.
But I got the chance and we started talking about the mom’s boobs.
I learned that she just had a baby 2.5 months before we met and her tits was full of milk.
My ears fucking rang the first time I heard it. Now it made total sense why her boobs looked so fucking huge.
What started out as a laugh turned into full fantasy for her. she really wanted those boobs and asked me if I want it too.
Ofcourse. Is that even a fucking question. But she was extreme. One day after having dinner at their house and a few glasses of whiskey. The mom went to sleep.
I had to return too. So I said bye to my girl and came home. My phone kept beeping while I was driving.
I checked it as soon as I reached home.
And fuckkkk
There were pictures of her passed out mom’s tits and then she proceeded to suck on those. And that was her thing.

[M]y Girl[f]riends roomate watched her give me a blowjob [MMF]

Feeling nostalgic lately and thought I’d share a fun story. I was 25 at the time, Long haired blonde, I’m 6’2, pretty wiry, not in shape but not necessarily out of it. Your typical skater guy. Imagine the guy that goes for PBR every time and you’re picturing me well. A few years back during the covid pandemic, I’d moved into my girlfriend’s house, unofficially as we split a room together. It worked out, I had a terrible apartment (It makes Charlie Kelly’s apartment look nice) and we wanted to test living together anway, you know? Plus I hung around her roommates all the time and they loved me, and I liked hanging out with them a lot too. All three women were art school girls, and forgive me father but that was my type exactly. Not that I was ever hitting on them but there’s definitely something to hanging around your girlfriend’s beautiful charming friends. My girlfriend, Brienna, was 6′, a redhead with giant curly hair, a double bra and a waistline that could kill a man if he wasn’t careful. She looked like I made her in a computer. There was nina, who was our age, who was a really, really thin blonde waify girl but didnt hang around too much since she still worked, and Yasmine, who was a little younger at 23, short, with close cropped black hair, perky little tits and just adorable. She looked like a disney princess. She was a little awkward, and way too open sometimes, said outrageous stuff and often stepped social boundaries and got away with it because she was really pretty. She used to walk around the house mostly in just tshirts and panties, and it would be hard not to stare a little. We’d hung out a lot outside before, but in quarantine we’d all hung out as a house a lot more having movie or game nights which was a lot of fun, we’d drink a lot and we’re all getting pretty close.

[M] Straight guy but had a rather gay experience

**TL;DR:** Jerked off to some porn with two other guys. We shared a fleshlight and I got sloppy thirds.

This happened last week. So I consider myself to be straight or at least mostly straight I guess. I like women, not really interested in men. However I’m open to doing stuff with men if there’s no touching, a woman is involved, etc. Also not gonna lie I can appreciate a nice cock but that’s about it lol…

One fantasy I had for a while was jerking off with other people and finally I thought fuck it, let’s try it for real. I went to my city’s subreddit and made a post about looking for girls or guys for group masturbation. As expected I got a bunch of messages from guys and none from girls, just how it is I guess.

After talking with some of the guys, I narrowed down two I thought I could do this with. Let’s give them made up names, Steve and Jim. Both were about my age, early 20s. Steve said he was straight but Jim was bi. I went over my idea, how they’d come over, we’d sit down, put on some porn, and just jerk. No touching and leave when you’re finished. They agreed so then I was just waiting for them to arrive.

[FM] My ex GF (f21) asked me to imagine fucking her mom as she jerked me off (m22) and then it became our regular fantasy

So one fine day my gf and I were horny and secretly making out in her room, while her mom (great tits) was in the kitchen.

I always use to tease her by saying that her mom was super hot, but as she unzipped my pants that day – she whispered in my ears to close eyes and imagine her mom is jerking me off. She then continued whispering that imagine she comes in here now, fully naked, and sits on your cock. My heart was beating like hell as she moaned and started jerking me faster. I ended cumming all over her hands and arms in the next couple of minutes.

A few times later we were at her room and her mom was next to the pool and she jerked me off while I watched her mom sunbathing always talking about how hot her mom was, how good she must taste and things like that. One time we fucked in the her mom’s bedroom.

This soon became our regular fantasy for phone sex as i could only visit her on weekends. We even started imagining bringing in her girl friends, who would join us in threesome, as we scrolled through their photos and masturbated together, but more on that later….

That guy

It was that guy that you always wondered about. Everyone has that guy, or that woman, in their life. It doesn’t matter how settled and happy, even how in love, they are. There is always half an eye looking, wondering. And that guy was the one you wondered about most.

It doesn’t matter who he is. A work colleague, neighbour, friend, even someone you don’t much like. But you know who he is. You know. But you didn’t know that I knew.

And in all those playful games, those mutual fantasies about threesomes. Don’t pretend he didn’t enter your head.

What you did not expect was him to enter your room. Your birthday surprise. We’d explored the idea so many times. I’d always said you’d chicken out, you always said I would.

But here he is, now. He is naked to the waist, your hands on his torso as he kisses you deeply. You can smell his neck, it’s a manly scent, hot. You are stark naked. My head is between your thighs, my lips and tongue teasing your hard clit as he kisses you and strokes your tits.

My ex took sedatives so I could fuck her while unconscious [MF]

I don’t have time right now to tell this ENTIRELY CONSENSUAL story in the detail that I want to; I think it’ll be 5,000 words if I do, so this is a brief account. If you want to read the whole thing in more detail let me know in comments and I’ll get around to it.

When I was with my ex Kate, she was always the edgy one in our relationship, the dare devil and the risk taker. If I suggested we go for a bike ride, she’d be the one suggesting it was downhill mountain biking with no helmet! If someone cut me off driving, I’d be the one saying “dickhead” under my breath, where she’d lean across to get on the horn or hurl foul language out of her open window. Kate was an amount of energy that couldn’t be contained which at times scared the shit out of me. I loved her and we had three years together, but we both knew that we were not each other’s forever parter.

Sex stuff was the same, Kate would often instigate and was pretty adventurous. If I smacked her ass during foreplay, she’d be suggesting I restrain her or put her over my knee next time. Nothing seemed too crazy for her. We did things together I’ve never done since.

[M]44 – Suddenly I became a sugar daddy

I made a post some time ago about our first encounter but, in the meantime, we managed to meet again a few times so this is the updated story. For a little background, one thing that I didn’t find necessary to mention in my post, is that we reside in different countries (although only a 90 minutes flight).

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Some time back, talking to an acquaintance about the fact that I will go abroad for two days, she told me that she never traveled to another country. Probably out of boredom, I asked, “Wanna come?” and the answer was obviously positive. A few days later we checked into a centrally located hotel where I got a very nice penthouse corner suite with a king-size bed and a couch “just in case”, but probably the large terrace was the big bonus because we’re both smokers. Soon after, I let her know that I have to leave for a few hours but suggested a shopping street, mostly because she was dressed like hell. She’s very poor, no judgment here, and I’m also no fashion critic so take it with a grain of salt. Anyway, in the rush of the moment, I gave her 500 EUR and went to solve some stuff after leaving her in that specific shopping area.

I [F30] cheated on my fiancé with my coworker [FM]

The sexual tension had always been there.

This happened a few years ago, right after I [F30] got engaged with my now husband. Matt [M30] and I were coworkers, but we had known each other long before that.

We’d always had chemistry, but one of us was always in a relationship, so nothing had ever happened between us. Until that night.

After one of those boring work mixers, Janet invited a bunch of us to her place. We were already tipsy from the few beers we’d had that day, and one of us proposed playing a drinking game, like when we were young.

We started with a coordination game, clapping our hands and drinking shot after shot when we got the combination wrong. I hadn’t laughed that hard in ages.

Matt was sitting beside me, and our thighs kept touching under the table. Neither of us was moving. A couple of times, our hands brushed, and I felt a current of electricity go through my body.

After a while, people started to leave. Janet went to walk some of the guests to the door, leaving Matt and I alone. I was hyper conscious of every move, every muscle.

My [F]irst gangbang was everything I dreamed of [Group]

Last month I posted to a few subreddits (SwingersR4R, RAOB, etc) that I was looking for men to join my husband and I for a gangbang this weekend. After filtering through 150+ messages in the first 2 hours I found three guys who seemed like good fits. Saturday night came and one by one everyone filtered in to our house.

Before I get to the fun part, a description of everyone involved: James is just over 6 feet tall and quite average looking with brown hair and brown eyes. Reece is a little taller at 6’2”, is in great shape and is very good looking. He has bright blue eyes and short brown hair. Will is a little under 6 feet tall with long brown hair and brown eyes. Austin was shorter at maybe 5’6” but had muscles that bulged out of his t-shirt to go along with his hazel eyes and short brown hair. My husband, Kevin is 5’11” with piercing blue eyes, blonde hair and in my very biased opinion is the best looking of them all. I am just under 6 feet tall with brown hair, brown eyes and a great ass. My boobs are 34C.