You have got to be shitting me!!!!
My ride had arrived and the driver had opened my door to get in and I was barely off the school grounds when I looked at the dress waiting for me.
I was awe struck at the *dress* laying out for me to change into both in shock and in excitement.
I immediately texted my *admirer* when I saw the dress.
*Me: are you kidding me???*
My *admirer* didn’t take long to reply to my text.
*Unknown: is there something wrong with your dress? It should be your size*
I looked around trying to figure how my *admirer* knew I was talking about the dress when the driver just picked me up.
What?
Yes I’m paranoid.
I looked around for a minute but I couldn’t see anything that called out to me that there was a camera trained on me.
The bastard probably assumed I was talking about the dress as they did say my ride would pick me up at 3:15pm on the dot.
Though my *admirer* didn’t know my ride showed up early arriving at 3:04pm