I know what your thinking, this kind of stuff only happens in porn right? This actually happened and it’s one of the best things that’s ever happened to me, so let’s start at the beginning.
Shortly after I graduated from Calvin College in Michigan, I went to go live with my dad for a couple of months until I found a job to be a therapist (I got a degree in Psychology after all).
So I’m on my way to my dad’s with my things and I call him to tell him I’m on my way, and this woman picks up the phone with a lovely tone of voice saying “Hello?” I say “yeah, is my dad there?” And she said “He is in the shower, and he told me to pick up the phone if you called.” I say “oh ok, may I ask who you are exactly?” And she says “not at all, I’m Charlotte your new step mom.” And with a little bit of excitement in my voice I say “well it’s nice talking to you, we’ll meet each other when I get there” and we both say bye before I hang up.