Haven’t Had Any Complaints

My dick is nothing extraordinary. It’s slightly above average length, quite girthy, but besides that, it just looks nice. It’s smooth, proportionate, has some nice veins popping out, with a big, meaty head resting on top of a thick shaft. I’m not a bad looking guy, myself. I’m tall, handsome, have a nice smile, and a sexy voice. I get almost as many compliments on my eyes as I do my dick. Girls like me anyway, so when they find out I’m packing, they almost lose their minds.

I first noticed a change when I was going through puberty, at about 12 years old. I woke up one morning and walked past the mirror naked, caught a glimpse, and had to stop for a second. What had previously been nothing more than, let’s say, a button down there, had now taken on the shape of a duffel bag (that’s the first thing I thought of, anyway) and was hanging down over my balls. This was back in the ’90s, so internet was fairly new. I hadn’t seen a lot of porno, and the stuff I did see was just naked girls, so I didn’t have much to compare it to. In any case, I was pleased with the development.

The Masturbation Do-Over [MF]

The last time I saw Lynn, she was masturbating to a photo. A photo of me.

We were in college and worked together on the student newspaper. I often went to the office late at night when no one was around to get some work done.

On this particular night, the door was slightly ajar, so I quietly peeked in just in case someone was robbing us. Nothing like that. In a chair in front of a computer was Lynn. Leaning back in nothing but a long white t-shirt, masturbating to a photo of me on the screen. It was just a candid photo. Not risqué or anything. I had never seen a woman masturbate, let alone to me so this was incredibly sexy for so many reasons. To say I was aroused would be an understatement, especially judging by the now massive bulge in my pants.

Now you’d think a college guy standing there all nice and hard would have made my presence known and this story would turn out like the hottest letter to Penthouse Forum.

Nope. Didn’t happen. And it was all my fault.

I came.

Yep. Right there.

The Wingman. Chapter Two: Sam [M/F] [Female POV: Candid Dialogue] [Friends to Lovers] [FWB] [Flirty] [Weed] [Blow Job] [“Fuck Me”] [Casual] [Tease] [Pinned Wrists] [Riding] [Shared Orgasm]

**Disclaimer: This is my [OC] published work of fiction which is not to be duplicated or shared to other platforms without my consent. All characters depicted are 18+ as should be the audience. Thanks for reading and enjoy.**

Chapter Two: Sam’s Perspective

So there I was at this bar, cornered by this guy trying to hook up with me. Some nameless weenie I got stuck talking to because of my roommate and her asshole boyfriend. I’m annoyed. Those two are morons. They fight and make up. Break up and make up. She never shuts up about it. It’s always drama. They wanted to go out tonight, she hounded me to come.

“Come on! It’ll be fun.” She pleaded.

So I caved. As standard procedure, these assholes get into a fight the minute we walk in the door then proceed to spend most of the night in the corner arguing. Enter stage right on cue, whatever his name is, “Dan”….”Dave”. I can’t remember what he said, I was barely listening.

I tried to be polite and blow him off nicely. Start that walk away method, planning to hit him with a “ok nice to meet you” as I escaped. It didn’t work, he followed along.

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What sex toys I have in my secret locker [F]

So. I am 33 years old, married, work as a flight attendant, and I have a very active sex life and of course I have a secret drawer at home with sex toys. Every man and couple has such a box, right? My box and is in the dressing room at the very bottom. So here’s what I have inside.

Anal and vaginal lubricant. A pack of condoms just in case. Although I don’t use condoms, and I should check to see if this pack has already expired lol.

Four different sized anal plugs. One of the them is my wedding one. Yes I had an anal plug during the wedding because I knew for sure that on the night everything had to be ready. One black silicone plug is a huge one. I use it if I know the sex is going to be hard and I need to stretch me well.

Three different sized dildos. The smaller one I use sometimes for the double penetration effect. One of the toys is a very accurate anatomical replica of a penis. When I saw it I was amazed at how skillfully it was made. By the way, I taught one of my friends how to give a blowjob on it. Will tell this story later.

[F] Deepthroat sessions: a 90 day review

For my job, I coach and mentor new hires. Part of that process is assisting their managers with a 90 day review, because all the benefits kick in and we want to assess their progress through training. As much as I hate to take my work home with me, I felt compelled to do a progress report on myself, and the 90 days of intense training I have been putting into my deepthroat lessons.

I started my assessment by going back and watching the very first video that Deep and I made together. It definitely has a different feel than the recent tapes. This isn’t a bad thing, the innocence and newness is palpable. You can see it on my face and you can see it in his cock. You can tell by the way we interact together that it’s new and exciting and a little bit scary, I mean we are both dealing with uncharted territory for the first time, on camera no less.

There’s some visible awkwardness, at least from me. I remember being so intimidated by his big beautiful throbbing cock when he first slid it in my mouth. I had plenty of blowjob experience over the years, but this was a new level. I was fulfilling a man’s fantasy this time. I knew I was up for the challenge but I was nervous.

[MF] The day I [M39] met my unicorn [F22], and lost a condom

This goes back to May this year. As I’ve said in my previous posts, I’m stuck in a sexless marriage for quite a while, and started using a sort of a dating website, built to allow older man to meet younger girls, as early as in 2020, but then the pandemic hit and I had to hold off for a while. I connected with this girl early April, Angel, and we started talking. Amongst the other girls I was talking to, she was by far the prettier and hotter. When we exchanged pictures, I remember I spoke to her earlier, back in 2020. I resorted to my chat history and there she was, different #, but same girl, just slightly different. She got her nose done, and also got boobs. We exchanged messages for a few weeks, and I was really excited when she agreed to meet.

[MF] I thought I could handle sharing my girlfriend

I’ve got a very pretty, and kind of secretly kinky girlfriend of over three years, Alex. In college, where I met her, guys referred to her as a tease. She’s cute as hell and nice to all the guys, but she almost never hooked up with anyone. But I was lucky enough to start dating her, to the jealousy of a lot of my friends. And I was very surprised to discover that she loved sex more than other girls I’ve been with, basically the opposite of her reputation.

She also confided in me that she’d had a slutty period, it was just mostly with guys off campus, and a few guys at our school smart enough to keep their mouths shut. Initially I was one of those guys, then we became exclusive after about three months.

[FM] I (18F) fucked my boss (52M) last night…

I’m an intern at a pretty boring office job. Straight out of graduating high school, I knew I wanted to take a gap year to figure out what I want to do with my life. So me and my parents decided the least I could do was get some workplace experience. I definitely did lmao.
I’m 18 but developed early. I have had more sex than almost anyone I know at my age. I’m kinda a sex fiend. When I’m not getting piped, I’m usually playing with my pussy or giving a blowjob lol. I do love getting penetrated tho, I just constantly crave it. Maybe its because I was raised catholic and told all the time about how that shit was evil. Idk if I’m being honest. But that’s where I’m at. I’m 5’7 with an hourglass figure, 36Ds with a big ol booty that I’ve earned from going to the gym wayy too much. I got blond hair and nice lil tan :)
Anyways. I knew from the moment I saw my boss that I wanted him to fuck my brains out. He’s your typical suave, well-dressed, in shape, tall, dark hair, dark eyes, brooding guy who honestly could’ve been a damn cover model. He was married, always wearing his ring and talking about his wife. BUT ever since I started working there…he’s been eyeing me.
One day he walked over and was asking me about my day. I saw the twinkle in his eye and got butterflies in my stomach. Later he took all the interns to get lunch just to do something nice. He asked if any of us wanted to ride in his car with him. They all said no…I ofc said yes. So I slid into his front seat and at first he just stared at me. I remember asking what was wrong and he only said “I just can’t believe I have you sitting here in my car.” He placed his hand on my thigh and I nearly soaked through my panties.

[MF] Cockwarming Comfort After Her Dad’s Funeral

My wife recently lost her father. Nice guy. Bit of a racist right-wing gun nut, but frequently forgot that he was a conservative and espoused radical ideas like “who cares who someone marries?” (I think) just to freak me out.

Being the senior son-in-law, a lot of the funeral stuff ended up in my lap. I had to arrange the memorial service, take care of a TON of paperwork (who knew dying had so many fucking forms!), set up the wake, and be sort of an “emcee of death” for the family. It was exhausting, but of course not nearly as awful as it was for my wife and her mom & sisters.

The final gathering of family members petered out around 2AM. My sisters in law both stayed in their mom’s home, but my wife and I went back to our hotel. I wasn’t expecting- or even thinking about- sex that night, but after about half an hour of hugging “spoon-fashion,” she rolled over and started kissing me, crying the whole time. A few minutes later, she started scooting down the bed, kissing my chest and stomach along the way.

24[F] I helped my virgin friend blow the biggest load ever

Dear Reddit,

I’ve been home alone all week this week and have made the absolute best of it! I wanted to talk about my adventure 2 days ago on Tuesday! I invited one of my friends over that’s a virgin. He’s 21 an just a really shy sweetheart. He’s very attractive but I think he struggles to deal the deal with girls just because of shyness. Oh well, I have a thing for virgin guys so their loss and my win, lol. I’ve known him for like 10 years and nothing has really happened over the years until Tuesday!

I invited him over to watch Netflix and have a sleepover. We were having some wine and taking some bong rips while watching Euphoria while chillin in our pajamas. For those of you that don’t know Euphoria has a bunch of steamy sex scenes. I was getting fairly turned on watching it and looked over at him. I looked over at his crotch and noticed his cock had snuck out of his pajamas slit and was rock hard. I don’t think he noticed, probably because he was too high, lol.