Halloween oral sex & 69 with [m]y girl[f]riend.

Some years ago, my then girlfriend and I were invited to a Halloween party at the home of one of her best friends. Every year since, on Halloween, I relive the memories of that night. This year, I thought I'd write it down.

We weren't particularly inspired by costume ideas that year, so she dressed as a sexy cheerleader and I threw on a football jersey. So the night started with me already a bit more turned on that usual, since as part of the cheerleader outfit, she did her makeup in a really pretty way, with (foreshadowing) red lipstick. She very rarely wore makeup, so she was looking really good: 5'7", brunette, a slim frame proportionate to her body with the perky C-cup breasts that make mid-twenties girls so beautiful.

As we were getting ready earlier in the evening, she made a point of not letting me see her naked while also dropping a few subtle reminders that she'd had her legs waxed the previous day. This left me tantalized that maybe she'd had them extend that waxing to her pussy, which she had never had completely bald but which she knew was a fantasy of mine.

Tricks and Treats (MFF) (Part One of Two)

"I want to dress as Little Red and her Wolf," Chrisanna had told me earlier that week. "People don't understand.. the story is inherently sexual. I want you to devour me, papi."

Once I saw her in the costume, I was damn glad I agreed to it. Under her hood she wore a pair of black yoga pants that hugged her hips and accentuated her round bottom. Her top was low cut, her push up bra ensured that her small, firm breasts where front and center. So worth going to the party with fake fur on my face.

This was several months after the story i told before about Shelby and Chrisanna both sleeping with me on the same night. Shelby and I had drifted apart and Chrissy and I where all but going steady. So I was a bit surprised when I saw the thick blonde in her I Dream of Genie outfit, all curves and cleavage and billowing scarves. I was a bit more surprised when Chrissy greeted her with a joyful "Hey girl," as if the two had much in common besides a healthy love for rough sex.

DirtyR4R post about being a size queen leads to the best sex of my young li(f)e. (M/f)

My only ltr in college was on the "so big it hurts" side of the spectrum. He claimed to be about 9 inches long, and I see no reason not to take him at his word. Before he and I dated, I had been one of those girls who claimed "it was the motion of the ocean…" but 6 months after our break up I really craved a bigger boat.

I got drunk one night and posted a thing on dirty r4r asking for guys who where well endowed in my area. Not surprisingly, the sober light of day found my inbox destroyed.

Most of the guys where total skeeves or downright serial killer level creepy. There was one guy though. He was polite. He was funny. He was Johnathan.

Johnathan and I had actually been in a history class together, and I had always found him to be smart, charming, and not hard on the eyes. Well over 6 feet tall with a slim, muscular build and a tendency to dress extremely well, I had always found him alluring. And now here he was, responding to a post I had made asking for guys with big schlongs.

Our First Night [M/F]

Long time lurker, first time posting so bare with me.

I was texting this girl for the past two weeks. She is 5'5" 130 athletic, incredible ass, and great boobs. I'm 5'7 120 athletic/slim build. 5 inches (why lie). Anyway I haven't had the best luck with women. I am always too nice, and take things too slow.

Not this time.

She was getting off work when I texted her and said, "I'm incredibly horny, so my messages might be sexual." She sends a tastefully "oh really?" When she asks the last time I received a blowjob. I replied it's been a good while. "I've been told I'm great at giving them…" she says.

"Prove it!"

The next evening she comes over in the usual yoga pants and t shirt when we retire to my room (I lived with my parents at the time) we laid down, and went right to business. My hands explored every inch of her toned body, and her the same. We were kissing passionately when I removed her clothes to reveal a black lacy bra, and matching thong. At this point I'm hard as a rock. I start kissing her body as I remove the remains of her clothes. My tongue leads me around her nipples that are hard. She used her hands to massage my cock through my shorts…

A lazy Sunday morning [m/f]

This is a story about me [m, 25] and my wife [f, 23] on a recent Sunday morning. We wrote it in the present tense and in first person so it would be more relatable to our fellow Redditors. We've haunted this sub for a while, but this is our first post!

It's a Sunday. We've been looking forward to today for six weeks because we're going to see a show in the city, an early anniversary gift to ourselves. We haven't been to too many theater productions before, so it's exciting to be doing something out of the ordinary. We're giddy to get going but not excited enough to get out of bed. It's a crystal clear morning and at 6:55am the sky is just barely starting to turn from midnight blue to pink and orange. The light brushes through the shutters of our bedroom and casts such a relaxing and enchanting aura over the bed that we find it difficult to pull ourselves out of bed most days. At night the house cools down to a temperature that encourages cuddling. Almost every morning we wake up only half way, enough to blindly fumble through the covers, find each other, remove all the space between us, and fall asleep again. Our down comforter and each other's comfort is far more enticing than getting out of bed and getting dressed.

The Party [M]IL[F]

So last Friday I went to a party with a friend/coworker, I hadn't met many of these people before so it was awkward at first. I was making friends pretty quickly despite the fact that I am much younger (23) than the majority (early 30s) of the group and a few even have kids. The kids were having their own party in the backyard while the parents hung out on the porch and in the living room.

Angie was one of those moms, she was attractive, about 5'7", average build, not lean but not fat… that perfect in between that gives you something to squeeze (as I would later find out), brunette, DDs that filled out a not too revealing blouse, but was enough to show them off. She was wearing a loose skirt that came down to the knee, her legs looked great whenever the skirt revealed them.

I'm an ok looking guy, all-around average, I was a swimmer in high school and I still have some residual muscle definition after 4 years of college. I'm about 6"1' with dark hair.

[M/F] The Work Break Quickie

For my second story I'm going to talk about the quickie with my long term girlfriend at the time. Name changed for obvious reasons. Nicole was 5 years younger than me. I was able to meet her through my job and we immediately hit it off. She studies at the local university and we shared the same interests. In total we were together for a little over three years. We had the marriage talk, planned the future, etc. Things just didn't work out though. Nicole was the same height as me 5'10 and was around 145. Blonde hair, green eyes, an amazing round bottom, and B/small C cup boobs. She had really nice boobs even though she hated them. I went three years without and real nipple or boob play. Times were tough on that front. Anyways, she has (had?) amazingly tight and pretty pussy. I was her second BJ, and I took her virginity. She was the first woman I ever fucked bare and came inside of. She was on birth control of course. Getting off inside her only happened like three times because she didn't trust it, so those times were a treat for me. I could tell many stories about Nicole and myself but for the time being I'll tell the one thy sticks out in my mine the most. "The Work Break Quickie". After losing her virginity Nicole became very cock hungry. One time, over the course of a day we literally fucked like 5 or 6 times. She was by far one of the wettest pussies I have ever had the pleasure of being inside. It was like a faucet had turned on. I was off this particular spring/summer day and I received a text from Nicole that afternoon talking about how horny she was. I used this opportunity to sext things up and drive her crazy. She told me to stop since we wouldn't have time to do anything after she got off work. Being the good, mature boyfriend I listened. In turn I started using the thoughts of her turned on as one of those long, sensual masturbation session all of us men long for. Some time later, my phone does the double vibration signaling a text message. It read, "Going on break at 6. Pull around to the back of the parking lot and be ready to fuck." I don't know how long I had been peaking myself, but I was kinda pissed. I wasn't going to last long at all, (worked out perfectly since it was just a quickie though). I was pre-cumming everywhere, but I quickly threw on a shirt and some basketball shorts. I drive up and pull to the back of a parking lot. There are some trees and an embankment in front of the car, and to the right was the block walls that held trash dumpsters inside them. The problem came from the left side. There was a small distance and a a rise to another parking lot going into another retail store. At 6pm this retail store was busy too. Damn staggered retail set up! Cars were always circling behind her store too. Risky situation. So in my struggle to comprehend the very public situation I find myself in she comes up to the passenger door and gets inside. We have a quick kiss and she take my hand and puts it on her crotch, it's soaked. She says, "No foreplay, put it in me and let's do this." I needed no further encouragement as I slid my shorts down revealing my hard dick. She was doing the same with her pants when she reached over to give me a squeeze. My dick had that deep red/purple color that it gets when you are close to getting off. "Been playing with your self, huh?" She knew me well. She continues removing her standard black retail pants revealing her perfectly shaved and wet pussy. Nicole didn't wear underwear, she always said it allowed her "lady to breathe." I was worried about her taking them all of the way off in our present situation but she silenced my by removing them completely and spreading her legs revealing her glistening vagina. "Now" was all she said, and I quickly listened. I climbed over the console and in between her legs. I slid in like there was no resistance and started pumping away. Unfortunately, I couldn't look down at her. My eyes were scanning all over my right shoulder and out the back window. She used one of her hands and started playing with her clit. I do remember that she kept saying to concentrate on her because nobody was going to see us. She was probably right as the sun was now going down, but I was still l worried. She told me to speed up and I started thrusting faster and pushing deeper. Soon she started to wimper and her body convulsed as she got off. The heat from her orgasm was pulling me close to bursting. However, I'm still stupidly looking around when I spot a man leaving the store, looking our way while speaking to his wife. I'm my panic I drop right on top of her. Obviously, the man was just talking and concentrating on his wife, not us. Somehow that didn't piss Nicole of to the point to where she got up and left. She said, "Don't worry about anyone they can't see us." "Think about getting off and how hot this is". At this point we have probably been going at it for 4 or 5 minutes. I start thrusting once again with renewed vigor, since he scare has brought me down from the point of no return. She started saying things like how good my dick felt sliding inside her and how she could feel it swell, knowing I was getting close. I asked to get off inside her. She wouldn't let me though. I told her how hot it would be with my hot sticky cum inside and dripping out of her as she finished her shift. She continued to give a firm no. I then switched tactics to getting off in her mouth. She seemed to consider this, but her sensibilities took over and she realized that in our front seat situation I would likely miss her mouth and end up on her face or all over her clothes. This exchange lasted between 30-40 seconds. After she shut down the mouth idea she started unbuttoning the front of her button down shirt. One, two, three, then soon all of the buttons were off. She spread her shirt open revealing the blue and white polka dot bra she often wore. Her breast were swollen, even on her back they looked so nice and round. One of them (sorry can't remember which one) had slid up in the bra revealing just a little bit of the brown areola. "Shoot it all over my stomach.but doing get it on my face and neck." My mission was to reveal the rest of that beautiful boob. Like I stated before Nicole hated her boobs and never took her bra off during sex. I was going to thrust that damn nipple out! I started jack hammering as hard as I could. Unfortunately, 10 seconds in nature overtook determination and I felt it. I tried to hold as long as I could, but I couldn't last any longer. In my split second mind I thought about pushing deep and shooting the first shot inside her before pulling out Thankfully I didn't, (men who have unprotected sex without birth control, that thought us how you have children!) I pulled out and stroked myself on her stomach. One two, three, four shots came out. These weren't the big firing shot from my last story. They were the thick, gooey cumshots, they always feel so much better coming through and out of my shaft. I watched these shots land in her belly button, (she had an innie). Nicole made a statement about how purple my dick was. I disregarded that comment though. I had a new mission, fill that belly button as much as I could. I continued getting off. The earlier teasing, combined with the voyeurism resulted in the largest visible cumshot to date. I'm sure I've had one equal or larger but I couldn't physically see it. After the conclusion, I came to my senses and she was saying, "damn" and laughing. My legs were shaking and I was starting to cramp. I looked down and saw a puddle around her belly button. She continued laughing and said how good that must have felt for me. She ran her index finger through the goo and said it was "my lake." She pulled her finger out of it and in its thickness strung and and dripped off her finger. She said how she had never seen it that thick before. Then she dipped it back in and twirled her finger wrapping it in my cum. She brought it up to her mouth and closed her lips around the finger as she sucked it clean. Nicole paused for a second before she swallowed and said, "I don't like it thick, it feels weird." By this time I was back in the driver's seat getting my shorts on. She asked what I had to clean up the mess. I looked in the console but I was out of my trusty napkins. Thankfully my tennis bag was in my back seat. I unzipped the side zipper to took out one of my Nike bananas. She used that to clean up and put her pants back on. As she started buttoning up her shirt I took one last look at her bra. I hadn't succeeded, she scooted back up and her boob fell back into place as she finished buttoning it up. We chatted for a few minutes and then she kissed me goodbye and went back to work. I looked at the clock, the whole sex session lasted around 5-6 minutes. She text me when she got home and told me that she masturbated in the shower thinking about the quickie. Nicole was fascinated with his much I had shot but we never got that much volume before. Instead she turned her attention to how far she could get me to shoot. I'll tell some of those stories in the future.

Male Stripper vs. 7 Women [MFFFFFFF]

Male Stripper Dion here again. For those who didn't read my earlier story, I regularly blog about male stripping and my shows here: http://malestripping.blogspot.com

Here's my Instagram, which has pics of me and some of the parties: https://instagram.com/malestripperdion/

Without further ado, here's another story that happened a bit later in my career as a male stripper. Out of the thousands of women I have stripped for over the years, this group was the wildest by far.


The wildest party of my career happened to be a 40th birthday party with seven women in attendance. When the customer told me that her friends were “wild,” I nodded along. I’ve heard that proclamation before only to meet a room full of female zombies.

This time the girls gave a new meaning to the term “wild.”

My routine started out as a surprise for the birthday lady. Her friends blindfolded her and ushered me into the living room where the birthday lady was sitting in a chair unaware of her surroundings. Rock music from the 80’s played in the background. One was giving the birthday lady a lap dance, giggling the entire time. Upon my approach, she withdrew and swapped places with me, so I could dance in front of birthday lady.

Mixed messages never felt so good [FM]

DISCLAIMER- I do not condone sex while intoxicated/under the influence of substances that cloud cognition. Consent is the only thing that separates sex from rape.


Awkward, clumsy, uncoordinated, embarrassing and noisy in all the wrong ways.

But fucking amazing

I'd had a crush on him for ages, We'd been close friends for years and as teenagers we innocently shared a bed at sleepovers, He'd always been the perfect gentleman, offering to take the couch or the floor, and I'd always been a flirt, saying i'm cold or afraid of things that go bump in the night and would rather he share my bed.

I started to wonder if he was daft or just too polite to assume, so I psyched myself up and I told him that I had never felt the way he made me feel. He had told me a he wasn't attracted to me and he wasn't interested in me "that way".

So I wasn't expecting anything to ever happen.

Uber Blowjob

Hey Y’all, I’m sitting here in the gas station parking lot across from the Asheville airport waiting for my next opportunity to drive someone for Uber. I’m really horny and thinking about the next cock I might get to suck. I love the idea of the unknown with a toal stranger as horny as I am. Since starting this job almost a month ago now I’ve sucked 9 lovely cocks and fucked 4 of those. The conversation usually starts the same. My clients ask how I like driving for Uber. I respond telling them I love it as a way to chat with people and also make some money while my husband is away. He’s not really away but it helps lead to the next step. As he has been away many times I can clearly tell the story of him being deployed in the Air Force and how long he’s gone for. From there it goes pretty quick if the guys is interested. The man will say you must get pretty lonely. I’ll say yes it’s tough and then make a joke about keeping Walmart busy in battery sales. With that line I may as well just spread my legs and say please fuck me now . Some guys are too shocked to say anything or just laugh but the ones from out of town looking for some fun don’t miss that opportunity.
Here’s what happened during my most recent experience. After telling my naughty line about the need for batteries this one very hot looking guy that was in a suit and looked like he stepped off the set of Mad Men said something that even shocked me. He came right out and said, “Well if you find a nice quiet place to pull over you can enjoy the real thing. It seems the drinks on the plane made him rather bold but as it turns out he was rather use to saying and expecting what he wanted. I told him I know of a place. It’s the parking lot of Lake Julian that is very close to the hotels of Biltmore Park where most people stay. In minutes we’re in the parking lot and I park in a position where you’d have to walk up to my Honda Odyssey to see inside. I open the back sliding door and tell him that I’d love to just suck his cock. He says, “Anything you’d like honey”. I have my driver seat all the way up so that I can get on my knees behind the seat and lean over to him. I love the ability to reach over to a total stranger, smiling at him and looking him in the eyes as I unzip his pants, reach in and find my prize. This time it’s a very nice think circumcised cock that is at least 7” and begging for attention. He says something to the effect of,”Fuck honey you love cock don’t you?” I smile and say, “Yes I do!” I place my lips on the end of his cock and kiss it. On my knees I lift his cock to reveal his balls which I’ve pulled gently out of his pants with my other hand. My god they are heavy and lovely. I lick his balls pushing my whole face against his sack while I gently explore the trace of each ball with my warm wet mouth. I then begin to lick all the way up to the very tip of his cock. Many times in quick succession, like licking an ice cream cone. I’m so hungry for it. Then I took him inside my mouth and barely close my lips around his shaft. With my head I begin a circular motion. His cock slides to different places in my mouth as I continue the circle motion. I make circles clockwise and counterclockwise, his cock slipping and sliding this way and that. I spend some time doing this, marveling as his grows more and more rigid. I notice his balls are being drawn up tightly to the base of his cock. I don't want him to cum yet, so I begin to try to force his cock deeper down my throat I cease movement. My mouth is still encasing the couple of inches near the tip. My breath is hot as I breathe out, cooling as I breathe in.