I wrote this a few years ago when I worked for my then brother-in-law Jeff, who ran a wheel-clamping business. It was part of something larger I wrote but thought this bit would do nicely for on here.
************
Jeff has a contract with Andy McGraw who owns a tan centre chain, so anyone who parks up outside and doesn’t go inside for a tanning session is game for us. As Andy’s small empire expanded so did Jeff’s bank account. His firm now patrols all twenty of Andy’s premises, from Macclesfield down to Stoke. I’m on commission and do very well out of all the idiots who ignore the signs. They think they’ll be quick, in and out, no one will notice, but I can have a clamp fixed in the blink of an eye. Early evening is a great time to snare the unwary. If it’s after six p.m. they think they’ll be ok, think that we clock off at five. As if!