Tag: BJ

Neanderthal Nookie – a Jessica the Time Travelling Slut Story [mmff] [sci fi] [historical]

48,000 BCE Western Europe

“Really wild country,” was Jessica’s first thought, as her eyes open on a new world, one she would inhabit for the next three hours. She stood up and stretched her lithe, long-legged, overly busty body, which was packed into a dark brown leather bodysuit. She pushed her long auburn hair out of her beautiful blue eyes; and reached down and pulled a leather string out of her pocket, and tied back her hair, letting it cascade down between her slender, muscular shoulders.

Jessica looked around. She was in a thick forest, with streams of sun flickering through the moving spackle of overhead foliage, tall phallic-looking trees, and below pleasant grass and low bush as far as the eye could see. To her left she took note of a large outcropping of natural granite, disappearing up into the trees. It caught her interest because she knew that the area was populated with granite mini-crags, often chock full of caves and grottos. Indeed that was her reason for coming to this time and place- to visit the inhabitants of those grottos, the Neanderthal cavemen of ancient Spain, those artistic primitives who had filled the cave walls with brightly colored paintings of caveman life, of the hunt, and apparently, of plenty of fucking. Read more »

Blown in the Taxi – Part 1 [MF] [exhibition]

First off, the reason why this is a “Part 1” is because I have gotten 2 taxi BJ’s in my life. This is actually the second time, so if/when I decide to share the other that’ll be “Part 2.”

This happened a few years ago during what I like to call “the worst year of my life.” Newly separated, a bi-polar frat boy douchebag friend of mine moved in with me and I spent the entire year completely hammered drunk. I won’t get in to all of the crazy, but a big part of the crazy revolved around a girl we’ll call Julie.

Julie was new to where I was living, she just got out of a bad relationship and moved home to her parents’. She started working with me literally the week that I split from my ex. She had a beautiful, soft face, blond hair, 5’4″, 150, a warm smile, had recently lost a ton of weight but maintained the most magnificent soft milky white tits you have ever seen. Read more »

Sticking my dick in Crazy [MF]

I had recounted these stories of my manslut days to my wife, which resulted in hot, passionate fucking (opposed to lovemaking) every time. So I thought this would be a good place to tell them as well. This is all how it happened as best as I can recollect, with dialogue only when I can remember exactly what was said. Skip to the break for the actual sex if you prefer.

A little about me, I’m 6’2″, green eyes brown hair, and I wasn’t particularly good looking growing up, which made me have to grow a personality in order to interact with the fairer sex. That being said, acne clearing up and getting braces taken off did wonders for attraction.

Due to being hesitant to seal the deal when presented a clear opportunity, I had learned that doing this was a huge tease for women. They being fully committed to getting busy and me hesitating at the cusp of it would usually make them go from “ready and willing” to “if you don’t fuck me right now I’m going spike your drink with viagra and roofies” (actual quote!). So teasing until it hurts became something of an M.O. Read more »

My first nylon footjob [M18,F18] [MF] [Fetish]

Today I’ll be taking a trip down memory lane. Back to late 2004 or early 2005. I definitely remember it being the winter just prior to me finishing school. It’s a story that for me has a tinge of sadness; it’s about a girl called Jenna. She was I suppose what one might call a childhood sweetheart. We were never in a formal relationship, but we might as well have been. We held hands, kissed in public and both of us had a lot of first experiences with one another. For all intents and purposes we were boyfriend and girlfriend. It’s a bit of a cliché, but after we finished school she moved away to university, I moved away to university and we drifted apart.

You see the thing about Jenna was that she was by far the prettiest girl at her school. By a long stretch. Every guy fancied her. 5’4”, naturally blonde hair, big brown eyes, flawless milky white skin, 32D tits, a super slim waistline and she was a dancer. I don’t know why, but she would never actually commit to me. Read more »

[Fanfic] [Str8] Parappa and Lammy Have Sex [mF] [incest] [siblings] [teasing] [femdom] [whoredom] [barely legal] [foot fetish] [handjob] [blowjob] [titjob] [bdsm] [endosoma] [ear/brain fetish] [mind control] [licking] [motherly] [bukkake] [anal] [vaginal] [breastfeeding] [cheating] [sleep sex]

LAMMY’S PRIVATE NIGHT WITH PARAPPA

Late one rather deceptively peaceful and unassuming night in Parappa Town, Parappa had just gotten back to his stepsister Lammy’s apartment and was completely exhausted, red in the face and gasping for breath…much to Lammy’s unpleasant surprise when she looked up from her dishwashing duties in the kitchen and saw him shambling through the living room like a zombie.

“Oh my god, Parappa, you poor thing…tell me, who did you get in a fight with THIS time?” Lammy ran over to Parappa and asked him worriedly, squatting down to match his embarrassingly short body height, hugging him lovingly, cradling him in her arms like a precious little baby and giving him a sugary-sweet kiss on the cheek, causing him to blush immensely.

“No no, that’s not what happened!” Parappa humiliatedly corrected her, waving his hands nervously at her. “What happened was that Chop Chop Master Onion told me to run all the way back home on foot after tonight’s evening lesson on…well, footwork, and so now, as you can probably imagine, I’m pretty much COMPLETELY tuckered out as a result!” Parappa explained, pulling out a handkerchief from his pocket and wiping the sweat off of his forehead while Lammy pulled out a baby bottle of water from HER pocket and made the poor adorable little pup drink it for lack of any better, less demeaning alternatives at the moment. Read more »

[mf] Hot sex in a cold tent. The true story of last Saturday night.

Thank you everyone who has left such lovely comments about my previous stories. This is another present-day story for you, about something lovely that happened to me last weekend. It takes a while to get to the sex, and it’s not kinky or even that much out of the ordinary. But it was extremely memorable, and I hope you enjoy the story as much as I enjoyed what I’m about to tell.

Last Saturday night my band were playing at a wedding in Yorkshire. Standard stuff, but this wedding was a little unusual in being held miles from anywhere, in a field high up on the Dales. They had a huge marquee for dinner and dancing, with a generator for power. All around were big fields for guests to camp. Everyone was camping, even the bride and groom had their own teepee tent; all the other guests had brought their own.

When the band company that I work for took the booking they were told the nearest accommodation was in a village 40 minutes away by car; the nearest town was over an hour’s drive. Accommodation costs for the band are a standard part of the package, and usually just means a nearby hotel; this one was a little unusual. With the band booked to play until midnight, plus time for packing up, we were clearly going to have to camp with the guests. Read more »

Tonya’s College Photo shoot [MF] [Long]

This will be my first post on here. I’ve been lurking and reading a lot of the stories and quite honestly, I have more than a few to share. The names have been changed to protect others.

Back in my college day, well before the rise of the digital domain, I was attending college pursuing my dream to become a photojournalist. I had always been into cameras, snapping photos from an early age. I turned pro well before I finally started taking classes in high school and college. It has (and still is) normal for me to have a camera near me in case an opportunity arose and I wanted to take a few pictures. This was in the era well before digital camera came out, so I shot with film. I often would roll my own film canisters, saving me money, but allowing me to pack extra frames of film into each roll. This plays more later into the story. Read more »

Dirty girl I hooked up with on Tinder. [MF]

I matched with a girl on Tinder. We were talking about random stuff and eventually we wanted to meet up. She was a few miles away so she gave me her address (looking back, it seems like a bad idea to do that, but we had mutual friends).

I get to her place, we go out for a bit to get drinks, and then we come back to her place. She showed me around the apartment she lived in. Her family members were gone.

She hadn’t had any action before, so I had to calm her down as she got naked for me. I get naked and lay on her bed as she gets on top of me and starts rubbing her pussy on my cock. The prickly sensation made me push her off.

She started sucking my dick while I was still laying on her bed and spat on my cock when I told her to. I stood up and made her resume the blowjob (I wanted to be in a dominant position). After about a minute in, I started stroking her hair while I smacked her face a few times with my cock. She looked up at me with delight. Read more »

Greg, Kim, and Me [MM] [MMF]

Things with Greg and I had gone better than expected. We were still just regular buds, still went out and chased girls together, but there was a new layer to things now. No romance or anything stupid like that, but we were getting physical with each other pretty regularly.

I think it was as weird for me as it was for him. I mean, up until a few weeks ago we considered ourselves 100% “straight”. But then he let slip that he had a big cock, and for some reason I became obsessed with the idea of sucking it, and next thing you know we got drunk and… Well… [I told you the rest](https://www.reddit.com/r/confessionburner/comments/6a909j/seducing_my_straight_friend_see_comments_for/).

Since then, if we talked about it at all, it was brief. We’d go out, and if we both struck out that night he might say: “hey man can you help me out?” “Help me out” was code for let’s get naked together, rub cocks together, jerk each other off, and give each other blowjobs until we came. But we never really talked about it, and no, I repeat, no goddamn kissing. Read more »