I rolled out of the quaint Kecskemet train station in central Hungary on a 7:30 a.m. train, headed south. I stifled a yawn as I sat back, and watched the cityscape slowly changing to pastoral fields as the train began its day-long trek. The yawn indicated lack of sleep, and not attention, a result of me staying up much of the night having sex with a gorgeous blonde ghost named Barbara. I was still trying to process my memories of that encounter, which apparently started in a dream, and ended in a cool pile of ectoplasm on my bed, and a slight mess on the sheets. I had ducked and run in the morning, skipping breakfast, and getting a cab down to the station, to hop on the train, and leave this spooky scenario in my rear view mirror.
Tag: BJ
The Gift, An iPad. The Result, Sexual Devastation [MF]
I’ve been lurking for awhile, finally felt up to posting something that happened to me recently.
I’ve been dating this girl, “Jenny”, for about a year and a half. For the sake of full disclosure, I will mention she had a boyfriend when we meet. One thing lead to another and we ended up having sex while she was still in that relationship. After a few months, she told the guy, ended the relationship, and the whole thing was pretty amicable.
She had been living with him in his apartment, I agreed she could move into my condo while she got on her feet and looked for her own place to stay. In truth, I wanted to see what it would like living together. If it went well, I’d bring up letting her stay. If it didn’t go well, I’d just let our agreement run it’s course.
She moves in. It’s amazing. Better than I had even imagine. We fuck every free moment. She’s the best sex I’ve ever had. I come home and she’ll be wearing nothing but lingerie. She started having meals ready for us, she does my laundry, cleans the house. I mean, mind blown. When all of this started I thought, “Okay, she’s just running a scam to kinda lock herself in here, it’ll be short lived. No. It’s been ongoing since maybe the second week. It’s every guys fantasy pretty much.
A Little Birthday B&E [MF]
My wife and I have recently decided at taking a crack at whoring ourselves/stories on the internet. You can check out our (very new) blog at http://www.relationshipgoalsxxx.com that has some pictures, videos, etc.
My 32nd birthday was the first that I spent with my then-girlfriend-now-wife Laura. After a run of bad luck that had us co-habitating extremely early in our relationship, we decided to take fat vacation – one where we choose our destination based on the food available nearby.
Most Redditors, I assume, would have chosen New York, Los Angeles, San Fransisco, Portland, or Austin for a culinary vacation. We found ourselves heading to Cleveland, OH.
It was immediately apparent as we hit the highway as to how a good portion of this three hour drive would be spent, as we weren’t 10 miles from home before my cock was out of my pants and I was getting a spectacular handjob.
I merged onto the highway where we’d spend the majority of the drive, and no sooner had I turned on the cruise control before Laura was bent over the center of the car, blowing me as I drove. I tried to focus on the road, but that can be extremely difficult when you’re getting a porn-quality sloppy blowjob.
[FM] My public sex experience: Boyfriend and I got naughty in a zoo
Background: My boyfriend and I are a pretty young couple. I’m 18 (f) and he’s a couple years older. We have been dating for a year and a few months now and we are also long distance. We don’t get to see each other that often so when it comes to sex and intimacy we only have a few experiences.
[MF] If you’re going to blow up your life, might as well go all out! [cheating]
Where to begin? Sorry, this is long…scroll to TL:DR for the sexytimes.
Last fall my company hired someone to help out with clerical work, some light marketing and sales support. She was the niece of the owner. She had just wrapped up her undergrad and was looking to get experience. Her name is Leah, and she’s 22. I’m a 6′ tall, 34 year old white guy, with short brown hair, and nothing special to look at, but not ugly or anything.
I knew Leah would be a distraction the first day in the office. This girl was just incredibly hot, and had a natural flirt-iness to her and a fierce sarcastic streak that I loved. I’d guess she was at least 5’10”, really fit (turns out she’s big into yoga and running). She looks a lot like the lead actress in Split, but with jet black hair and olive skin.
Back in January, we got paired up to work on a large event together. It is a conference in Vegas, and we’d be taking a bunch of people from my company and customers out there. The result was that her and I spent a bunch of time together planning this, and naturally got to know each other pretty well, as tends to happen when you work 70+ hours a week together.
Dorm Basement Blowjob [mf][college]
I ran into Cassandra at a dorm party, a Friday night mixer that the Belknap Dorm Welcoming Committee threw in their basement. The party was kind of pathetic, basically a dark room, a table with a bowl of potato chips and a punchbowl of grape-flavored punch, and some Depeche Mode blasting on someone’s borrowed stereo set up. A dozen people hung around in the shadows, mostly nerds and freshmen. I heard the music from upstairs as I entered the dorm, and decided to follow the THIS WAY TO FUN posters down into the basement. One glance at the place was enough to decide me I had better things to do on this Friday night at my college, but then a second glance alit on Cassandra, standing by herself to the side, looking at the “party” with a disdainful expression which was similar to mine.
She was a short, petite gal with long ginger red hair, a very pretty freckled face, a nice curvy bust, and skinny hips and legs. I had seen her around before, but had never had a chance to talk to her.
After Swim Class- (MMFF) [NSFW]
Pool Time
It was a sunny afternoon at the community college campus pool; when the topic of discussion came to oral sex, the three fresh out of high school kids looked to me for the answers to their misconceptions, because I was older, a whole 5 years older. Kimi, Mika, and Toshi had all gone to school together, and are now taking a summer class, and getting credits at the college campus pool, where they met me.
Kimi asked me what guys liked to have done to them down there, Mika gave me a funny bashful look and Toshi tried not to pay attention to Kimi’s question; it came out later he has had a crush on her throughout high school. Seeing Toshi’s discomfort I replied by asking if she had ever gone down on Toshi, or any guy for that matter. Now Toshi blushed. Kimi confessed to never seeing a penis in the flesh, let alone going down on a guy; Mika nodded with a sympathetic response. Toshi tried to brag by saying a girl has gone down on him before, but after a few minutes of badgering by the girls Toshi admitted to never have received a blowjob. I suggested for my young friends, after swim class, go back to my place to answer Kimi’s question.
The night that Viagra saved the day[MF]
I never needed to take Viagra when i was a younger. I got a hard-on and i was good to go. But one night back in the day, i got the old ‘Whiskey dick’ and needed a boost to get through the night.
This story takes place around 2005. [M]I was 41 years old, but i am always mistaken for much younger. i probably looked around 30 years old back then. I moved to Florida from New York in 2002, lived with my parents for a year and then moved to Orlando with a friend. We lived in this fancy high rise building downtown, not far from the nightlife. I soon got a job as a server at one of the local resorts. This resort had an area that had several restaurants and bar inside and i worked at one of the restaurants. This is where i met [F] Jan (not her real name)
Got lost in cottage country [MF][M] [public]
It was a long weekend up here in Canada this weekend and I went up to a friends cottage with a small group of friends. On the first night everyone got pretty wasted. I wasn’t feeling that great so I went to bed early which of course meant I was awake early. One of the girls woke up to go pee and told me everyone was up until 6am drinking so I should expect them all to sleep late.
I’m pretty easy going and have no issue doing things on my own so I decided to go for a walk around the lake. I rolled a joint and went on my way. After about an hour of aimlessly walking I realized I had no idea where I was and how to get back to my friend’s cottage(damn weed). I had my cell phone with me but I couldn’t find signal anywhere.
It’s about noon now and I come across this couple that was also out for a walk enjoying the nice weather. I asked them if they knew where my friend’s cottage was but they weren’t familiar with the name. Realizing I was lost they asked if I wanted to come back to their cottage with them where they had signal so I could try to get in touch with my friends.
Truth or Dare in a hot tub [MF] [FF] [MM]
The folks over at /r/gaystoriesgonewild thought some of you guys might appreciate this, so here goes:
A while back, I wrote a story about back in the early ’00s and a truth or dare game. Those games are always good for a chuckle or two..and I haven’t played one since…well, since back before the wife and I were married. But as it turns out, you’re never too old for kid games.
My wife is on one of those ‘deal of the week’ email things for vacations. Usually, they’re kind of shit-shows, due to the travel dates being some of the worst times possible. She’d actually found one that ended up being a pretty good deal, a pretty good destination, and pretty good timing.
Things were going to work out very well, until she let me know that we’d be going down at the same time as one of her friends and her husband.