Funny sex with [M]y older brothers college [F]riend

Hey guys! First time poster after two years of lurking so go easy (any tips are welcome especially on punctuation). I hope you enjoy my very true story and if you want more I have a few, but this is one of the luckier ones.

I’ll start off by giving a description of both of us so you can skip the first paragraph to where the story begins.

Introducing J: a pretty short, very petite, short-tempered, cute and funny girl. She had dark hair and brown eyes and she was full Spanish. She really was quite cute, definitely out of my league as she was 3 years older than I, which made me think there’s no chance. she was 20 at the time.
About me, I’ll call me A. I’m a skinny, blue eyed, black hair, too reliant on comedy to cover up my defects type of guy. I’m also average height at 5’10 or a meter and seventy-something. This all happened in the Barcelona area.

Begin story ! New Friendship

Sex at the Cinema [MF] [public]

I don’t remember exactly when this happened but I do remember the film – Money Monster starring Jack O’Connell, George Clooney, and directed by Jodie Foster. Yep, I’m a bit of a cinema nerd and I work in the industry too.

I was with a girl called Sophie, who was a runner on a film I was working on at the time. She’d actually asked me out on a date (believe it or not) and we decided to catch some dinner and go to a tiny independent cinema in West London.

Sophie is quite tall, and a good 6 or 7 years younger than me at just 20. She’s got natural blonde hair, and a stunning frame, with long shapely legs and large bouncy tits I’d been trying not to stare at for a few weeks.

Dinner was nice – I remember having a steak and a couple of glasses of wine. Sophie drank a few spirit and mixers and by the time we asked for the bill, we were both enjoying ourselves far too much. We’d been flirtatious for a couple of weeks already on the film set, but now she was ramping it up a notch. She used some bullshit ‘palm-reading’ excuse to hold my hand over the table, and fluttered her eyelashes so much I thought she might fan away her salad.

16 Reasons Why I Look Back Fondly on an Early Relationship [MF]

Was reminiscing about an old girlfriend, and a few stories popped into my head, so I decided to rattle off a short list of things I could remember that I cherished from our time together.

1) If I told her I had a crap day at work, or she could tell I was stressed, she would ask if I wanted some head to relax. (and sometimes she wouldn’t ask, she would just start)

2) I always knew where I stood with her sexually. She always wanted it. I always wanted it. I guess you could say we enjoyed both being each others objects of desire.

3) She made it known that she was absolutely fine with me taking her whenever I wanted, and I extended to her that same sentiment. And we did, often, and for better or worse, I bet that’s how all those weird porn locations/poses originate.

4) She would ask me to have sex with her in her sleep. She’d never sleep through it, but always woke with a smile on her face.

A night of kinky surprises [mf] [oral] [anal] [cum] [mulitple creampies] [swallow]

THE BLOWJOB

Kristy and Aaron were at her parents house for Thanksgiving. The week leading up to the event had been super stressful for Aaron, since he got fired, his car broke down, and his beloved childhood dog, Holly, died. He was beside himself with stress, grief, and anxiety.

Kristy wanted to do something to ease his troubles, so when they arrived, she told her parents she was going to suggest they head upstairs and take a nap. They’d been debriefed in regards to Aaron’s situation, so they approved and said come down whenever.

But inside her childhood bedroom, Kristy had a different plan. She stripped down and put on her kinky slutty outfit she always wore when her high school boyfriends came over.

Aaron watched as she put on white knee high socks, jean shorts, and a sexy cut up football shirt from her high school.

“On your knees, Captain,” she said as an inside joke between her and herself. Kristy gave the captain of the football team a blowjob in her room in that exact outfit before every game. The team went undefeated the entire season. He attributed it to her mad oral skills and her slutty outfit.

Cosplaying [F] [blkmail] [oral] [reluc]

Nikki looks out to the sea of people as they push their way between the tables. So many of them just happy with their lives and doing what they love doing. She sees the collectibles and the joyful conversations and the heated debates; she used to love doing these things as well. Dressing as her favorite character and meeting those that loved that character just as much as she did, taking pictures and sitting in auditoriums just to listen to creators talk. She loved it…

Now, she wasn’t sure about going out dressed as she was; a short purple dress that barely covered the blue and white striped thong that dug into her freshly waxed cunt. The long blue wig that held tight against her head and pulled on her natural blonde hair. Elbow-length gloves, Knee-high purple stockings and red pumps…well those were at least comfortable. She knew many girls that dressed very revealing in their costumes, but it was their choice; this was not hers. It felt like one bad move and the tight thong would either rip or just get swallowed in between her lips, and neither was the optimal choice.

Liz the Stress Management Specialist’s second task [MF] [Freeuse-ish, Fsub, spanking, blowjob/facefuck, facial]

Liz lazily turned in her chair, eyes taking in the open plan office – she’d always enjoyed people-watching. She enjoyed noticing the various personalities that shone through in people’s work, some quiet and reserved with headphones plugged in their ears, others loud, their laugh booming through the office. The door to one of the large meeting rooms opened, and a few words drifted out.

“As usual, such a pleasure doing business with you, I think our clients will be *very* happy with the renegociated contract, Greg.”

After a few handshakes, two men dressed in sharp suits walked out, heading towards reception with smiles on their faces. A few seconds later, Greg, one of the lead Programme Managers, stepped out and called out a single word before disappearing back into the room.

“Liz!”

The tension was evident in his voice – he was furious. *Stressed, rather*, thought Liz, *so that’s where I come in.* She stood up and quickly stepped across the floor to the meeting room, shutting the door behind her. She turned around to face Greg, leaning against the meeting room table, arms crossed, his brow furrowed with tightly knit eyebrows. She tilted her head up and stood with her feet shoulder width apart, her hands clasped behind her back.

[MF] Soft Sex with the Boyfriend [Oral/BJ] Pt. 1 / 2

Boyfriend Zachary (pseudonym) and I had a wild time last Monday. This is split into two parts because I couldn’t help but write about the really hot oral foreplay, and before I knew it was already clocking 1000 words by the end.

Part 2 (the *actual* bangarangs) will be linked soon!

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My boyfriend and I fucked hard in the early afternoon, and even after coming back from lunch, we returned to languish lazily on the couch in exhaustion. Resting my head against his shoulder, we breathed heavily in the silence.

“Do you remember how our first time went?” I asked out of nowhere, “I think I was really horny and just went down on you. I think we sat here exactly like this and thought about our life choices afterwards.”

He laughs, “Actually I think we always come here to chill after sex. I’ve…grown to associate this couch with post-sex.” He pauses, and reaches over for my hand. Pulling my hand over to his crotch, my fingers wrap around his hard member which was hidden poorly under the bulge of his berms. “Which means I think of our sexy times when I’m here.” I smile coyly in response. I grip it and massage it between my fingers, squeezing it and feeling it throb between my fingers.

[MF] OKCupid gamble, paid off big!

Changing some details to protect identity of my partner.

I got out of a slowly turning toxic relationship a few months back and cast my line back out on the dating site. Didn’t find anything worthwhile and decided to expand my search parameters to include no-pictures. Yesh… was thinking it was a bad idea when one had a decent amount of text in her profile. No pic of course but her likes matched up to mine.

I gave it a shot and messaged her. Got a reply that evening. The back and forth took a long time as she was shy and just wanted a friend to talk with. I thought, what the hell… so I talked with her for a few weeks while continuing to look. Marie obviously had a complex about her looks/weight but what the hell, she was funny and engaging at least. Loved to talk about intimacy, cuddling after sex, wearing cute bras, etc.
Finally, after 2 weeks, Marie gave me her number and we texted for another week. Most of the conversations were PG in nature but at night, they turned X-rated for the most part. No pictures from her but I gathered as much that she was involved in an accident of some sort that forced her into Physical therapy nearly every other day. I was intrigued, I had to know more even if this turned into a train wreck.
Boom, a pic was randomly sent to me without requesting one. Holy shit she was cute! A bit on the thic side but had curves for miles in all the right places. Turns out a car accident left her face with an ever so slight scar that she covered up with her hair. Her left leg had a limp (thus the PT) but was doing well after 6 or so months.

[group] A fun weekend trip turns nude- Part 2

Per your requests I added names with the first initial matching those from Part 1. Between Parts 2 and 3 I’ll go back and add the names to 1 for you folks. Thanks for reading so far!

Continued from Part 1:

….” So there the five of us were, sitting, drunk, horny and pretty much butt naked with only a few options left. At that point, considering everyone’s adrenaline fueled intoxicated horniness, Truth or Dare was the obvious next activity.”

Before starting the game, we adjusted the room temperature and removed the table we used for blackjack. We sat in a circle beginning with me, then to my immediate left was Kate, to her left was Chris, then Tara, and sitting on the edge of the bed next to Tara, was Marie, who completed the circle. We set a couple ground rules so that everyone was comfortable. The rules were as follows: No male on male action AND Chris and I could not perform sexual acts with each other’s girlfriend. The latter, I may reconsider nowadays.

Unsolicited [MF]

“You probably weren’t supposed to see that.”

My wife had been showing me something on her phone when the message alert popped up saying that she had a text from Vicky. It was a pic message, but the content was probably not what she’d been expecting.

The pic was a selfie. Vicky was holding the phone with one hand, and doing an arm/handbra with the other, only partially succeeding in covering up. What I saw was glorious.

I was hard in no time. I was actually embarrassed at how quickly it happened. My wife noticed too, and teased me about it, grabbing the front of my shorts.

“You don’t get hard that fast for me.”

“Send me an unsolicited photo like that and we’ll find out! … Like you’re not turned on too.”

“Am not!”

A look passed between us that said I should find out for myself. I slid my hand down the front of my wife’s shorts, under her underwear.

“A ha! Titillated by titties!”

My wife blushed. Caught. Not that I minded in the slightest.

“Shut up and fuck me.”